2. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.
3. Be caught in bed. I'm glad I finally caught it, but I'm sad that I really caught it.
4. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.
5. It's simply scary and creepy.
6. When you go out, there are no birds, and thousands of people live and die.
7. Don't say you still love me and miss me. I just say, "Hey, are you telling a cold joke? I am very cold. "
8, life will revolve around us, in order to let us roll further!
9. I miss our war-torn youth.
10, the parent-teacher meeting might as well be changed to a complaint meeting.
1 1, you are not my beauty contact lens, why should I take you seriously?
12, I want to puppy love. But it's too late.
13, powerless, rich and poor, rich and heartless, without love, without fate, without points, and some are getting divorced.
14, love me, don't love me, kick me to death.
15, people's sorrow lies not in being inferior to dogs, but in thinking that they are much better than dogs.
16, whether it's lace underwear or work report, simplicity is the best.
17, who said that crows in the world are generally black, in fact, there are more than one!
18, I want to be invulnerable, Ouyang Feng, Xi Du, my idol.
19, whether you go to work or not, the company is there and remains unchanged.
20. A good woman is a school, and a good man can stay and teach after graduation.
2 1, the sword of cupid sometimes misses, so this is our misfortune.
22. As the saying goes, two heads are better than one.
23. The raccoon was skinned alive and struggled to look back at its body!
24. Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.
My brother told you that you can't go to school all the time. Sitting, you will get hemorrhoids. It hurts!
26. The customer is what God said. The customer was taken in.
27. Reading people's moods is a tiring job.
28. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.
29. Pandas are forbidden to take part in Spring Festival travel rush because they burn too much incense!
30. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.
3 1, just don't wear glasses. If you want to see it closer, if you don't want to see it, you won't see it if you go farther.
32. As the old saying goes, small gambling is good for love. It's okay to play.
I won't do anything wrong to you. He probably doesn't know the meaning of the word "sorry"! )
34. I am alone, like a bad old man, quite quiet.
35. The most fake sentence (Teacher: Tell me the truth and I won't tell your parents! )
36. The biggest failure in my life at present is calling your name.
37. I have been much more energetic since I got mental illness.
38. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.
39. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform." I really want to put myself on the podium.
40. If you ask, why did you meet the boss in laziness? I can only tell you because the earth is round.
4 1, only when you line up can you really realize that you are a descendant of the dragon!
42. With you, I lost myself. Without you, I hope I get lost again.
If I die unsatisfied, I will rely on you.
44. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
45. My mother said that she taught me all my good habits and learned all my bad habits.
46. When making fun of a girl's figure, please call out your six-pack abdominal muscles first.
47. Another way to get back at the enemy: take a candid photo of him and set it as your own QQ avatar. Wait a minute, it will become ...
48. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
49. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.
I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.