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Floor 1: The sense of the ball is also much worse, alas. .
2nd floor: airball also made a free throw. .
3rd floor: Jet pressing is not as good as before. .
4th floor: Very special. I once put an assist on the wing and didn't catch my breath during the whole game. Now, I can't come back when I get up, and I'm always beaten behind. . .
5th floor: Accuracy of backhand plunge. .
6th floor: The punch is not so fast, so you can't hit anyone. . .
7th floor: Killing the ball always goes over the net. . .
8th floor: The difficulty coefficient of the whole set of movements is also low. . .
9th floor: The landing is not so neat. . .
10 floor: 5253B is a big splash. . .
Floor 1 1: The middle set is always a mistake, and the opponent is out of control. Whoever loses more than two goals per game is really catching chickens for him. .
Floor 12: It is said that the tail wing is damaged and the front air inlet is a little small. . .
/building kloc-0/3: the accuracy of long platform has plummeted. . .
Floor 14:APM is obviously less than 100, so double-line operation is not feasible. . .
Floor 15: always over par, can't play birdie. . .
Floor 16: The TPS of La Guai hasn't reached 3000 yet. . .
Architecture 17: You can't hit home runs as often as before. . .
Floor 18: Xiao Zhi asked him to pay100000 Ford, but he could only pay 90000 Ford. . .
Floor 19: the card position is poor, and the number of rebounds and assists is far from the peak. . .
20th floor: catching the ball and running back is not as sharp as before. . .
Floor 2 1: Unfortunately, neither Wang nor 2 can touch it. . .
22nd floor: butterfingers. . .
23rd floor: The main reason is that the success rate of volley in front of the net is not as high as before. . .
24th floor: Climbing skills have also become his obstacle. .
25th floor: The white ball always goes into the hole. . .
26th floor: I can't even do the basic posture of an old man pushing a cart. . . . .
27th floor: What about the big windmill? Where's the tomahawk?
28th floor: Spiral Pills became beef balls because of finger injuries. . .
29th floor: I will never see the savior riding alone in Changbanpo again. . .
30th floor: The headshot is gone, and the blind sniper can't hit the player. . .
Floor 3 1: When uneven bars hit the ground, there is always a small jump. . . Table pole
32nd floor: Every time he has peaches, he always returns them, and opponents often take them away. . .
33rd floor: Actually, the shift technology can't keep up with the last one. . .
34th floor: The serve and take-off are not powerful, only the float ball can be served, which is not lethal. . .
35th floor: The inbound strategy is getting worse and worse, and it is always blocked by the local train. . . .
36th floor: Sun Haiping didn't change players after missing eight singles matches in 90 minutes. . .
37th floor: Yes, yes, the high notes are not bright, the low notes are turbid, the neutrality is not enough, and they often go out of tune. . .
38th floor: The method of playing FB is not as good as before, and playing NAXX is often destroyed by the group. . .
39th floor: In the past, shooting three darts was 180, but now it can only be 10. . .
40th floor: The key is that you can't play Liszt's super etude after your finger is injured. Before the operation, I could obviously sing nine high notes C. . .
Floor 4 1: Single pole 50 is rare. . .
42nd floor: Spike often goes out of bounds, so it won't die within range. . .
43rd floor: The plot is a bit far-fetched, and the performance is not as natural as before. . . .
44th floor: The quarterback no longer throws the ball. . . .
45th floor: Lu also surpassed the excellent gold hook of that year. . .
46th floor: Half-throttle cornering technology plummeted, overtaking was not as sharp as before. . .
47th floor: The dancing with Dong Rina partner is unstable again ... Hey, catch the chicken. . .
48th floor: There is no previous download speed. . .
49th floor: The success rate of the first serve is less than 60, the volley in front of the net is often caught, and the ace ball is basically absent. Fight for 7, just 0-7. . . .
50th floor: even the seeds can't explode. Now a miscellaneous valley can knock him down. . . .
Floor 5 1: the action of rolling forward for three and a half weeks and holding your knees can only be done for two weeks now. . . .
52nd floor: Yes, the step-by-step sliding method for the second injury after injury is not skilled, and the DPS outputs the countdown. .
53rd floor: I'm in poor health. I've hardly seen him hit a birdie with a difficulty coefficient of more than 147 with one shot and directly break the net. Most of the time, he jumps 360 times and shoots directly from the three-point line, so he certainly can't wear a yellow jersey. . . . . . .
1. The son said to his father, "Dad, there is a band in our school and I want to join it. The school also said that I should bring my own musical instrument. " The father stared at his son for a long time, handed a chopstick and said, "Son, our family is poor. Can you try to be a conductor?"
The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. . .
3. Just as I was screening my resume, I saw a resume of graduate students' award-winning experience: I won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award many times during my school days.
4. "President Sam resigned because of rape" Follow-up: "Who is such an animal that he raped the door!" "David's wife gave birth to a baby girl" thread: "Who is Tong Da? So powerful! "
It sounds as if someone is going to the northeast on business and wants to drink beer in the restaurant. The waiter asked, room temperature or cold storage? Some people angered, you still let me drink frozen food in this cold weather? ! The waiter calmly said that the room temperature is-15, and the refrigeration is-1.
6. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know how the Japanese laugh at us? Xiao Ming: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. ..........
7. There are 50 students, 48 girls and 2 boys in one class of a foreign language college. . . Then, then, then, two people slowly fell in love. . .
8. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "What's your name?" "Nietzsche." "Guess you are grandma! Next! "
9. When crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "Wait for the light, wait for the light!" " My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!
10. When I was in college, a teacher asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that each person had one, and I couldn't alter it without the rest. A buddy came up to fill it out, only to find that the gender column was filled with the national "Han nationality". He thought about it and added a word "Zi" after "Han".
1 1. I asked my friend what the password of his photo album was, and he gave me a string of 17-digit English "cptbtptpbcptdtptp". I was surprised and asked, "How can you remember it for so long?" He replied weakly: "Don't spit grape skin if you eat grapes, and spit grape skin if you don't eat grapes!"
12. When I went to the toilet, I saw that only the abbreviation of NC was marked on the toilet door. The English expert who went with me said: NC is a men's room. Then all of a sudden, I was enlightened, entering, taking off, squatting, all of a sudden, suddenly a flash of light. What is the abbreviation of the ladies' room …
13. Eye exercises: (→ _→) (← _ ←) (← _ →) (← _ →) (← _ ←).
14. Brother ~ Brother, won't you buy flowers for your boyfriend?
15. Teacher: "Daxiong, the teacher gave you 90 yuan, and then you borrowed 10 yuan from Pang Hu. How much money do you have?" Nobita: "0 yuan." Teacher: "You don't know math at all!" " Nobita: "You don't know anything about Pang Hu!
16. A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "
17. Uncle came to visit, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys." Mother growled at once, "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. What zoo are you going to? "
18. Windows and mirrors are made of glass. The only difference is that the mirror has a thin layer of silver, but because of this layer of silver, you can only see yourself and not the world. (Not funny, just philosophy)
19. Once I went to the supermarket to queue up after shopping, when the person in front paid, the cashier said, "Your 100 yuan is fake." The man was surprised and said, "Impossible? ! This is what KFC just found for me ~!
20. Someone in a campus forum asked, "Why do cockroaches appear more frequently after the school kills cockroaches with cockroach incense? I haven't seen them before. " A student replied, "Aren't you in a hurry without your family?"
2 1. One day, a buddy came to see us, saw the words "Be careful of the glass" posted on the gate, turned his head and left. I chased him and asked why. He pointed to the gate and said, "You don't welcome me here ~"
22. The classmate and girlfriend kissed in the corridor, and the result was seen by the school director. The director tried to stop it, but he was so excited that he shouted, both of you shut up!
23. An IT manager walked into a ramen restaurant and said, "Do you need a customer?" The boss said: "Noodles are usually served by buddies, and you only need a client when you are busy."
24. The Tang Priest was caught by a banshee and tied to a cave. The Tang Priest asked, "Where is the patroness?" The banshee stripped off her clothes and said, "You lick me." The Tang Priest said, "I'll do as you say." Tang Priest licked it and said, "Delicious!" The banshee showed her true colors and said, "I'm a chicken essence!" "
25. Wang, the host of Happy Dictionary, interviewed a program audience and asked, "Who is your favorite hostess?" The audience said, "It's you." Wang asked, "Why do you say that?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
26. There was a man named Lei and his wife named Chen. He wants to give the child a name and post it for collection, demanding that it be meaningful, memorable and loud. There is a reply: Lei Yandong (Han)
27. A buddy traveled abroad and was very excited when he was in a foreign land for the first time. I looked around and found a black man. I said to myself, What a black man! ! Suddenly, the black man turned around and shouted at him, You are white! ! !
28. Do you have a brief history of time? B: crazy, I don't pick up shit when I'm free!
29. In the middle of watching a movie in the cinema, the screen of the cinema turned dark, and a buddy shouted: Move the mouse!
30. composition topic: if I can talk to dogs ... a student wrote: if I can talk to dogs.
Woof, woof, woof Woof woof woof? Woof! Woof, woof, woof.
3 1. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to conceive quadruplets, and it takes an average of 60,000 times to happen.
Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?
32. On the bus in the morning, a man took out his mobile phone from his bag to look at the time, and then said "I am Cao", thinking that his time was too late. I took a closer look, and Cao had an air conditioner remote control in his hand.
33. "Did your childhood dream come true?" "Half finished ..." "Oh? Want to be a programmer when I was a child? " "No, I want to be a police uncle ..." "How can you say that you have achieved half?" "Uncle now ..."
34. In the evening self-study in high school, a beautiful classmate was writing on the table in a wide-necked T-shirt. I saw our math teacher uncle rushing over and suddenly pulled off the black line around her neck: "You are not allowed to wear headphones to listen to songs during self-study!" " The beauty's face turned black: "Teacher, that's a bra shoulder strap ..."
35. Why does pangolin keep climbing mountains and mountains? Because he is looking for chuanshan B.
A while ago, my parents called me every day to urge me to find a girlfriend. I had no choice but to lie to them and say I was gay. They have been silent for a week and have been calling me these days to urge me to find a boyfriend. . .
37. The son told his father that he liked the beautiful woman across the hall, and his father secretly told him: That's your half-sister, and you can only be friends. The son said he liked the girl next door, and the father said, that's your other half-sister. Don't tell your mother. "My son cried and told his mother that she comforted him: You can marry whoever you like. You are not your father's son at all!
38. One month before the CET-4, a classmate's QQ signature was "Everything depends on human effort"; The week before the exam was changed to "everything goes with fate"; After the exam, the signature is "Focus on participation".
39. "Mom, we have no soy sauce."
"See, I won't be free these days. You're not going to take the postgraduate entrance examination tomorrow, so come back a little ... "
"……"
40. On the subway, a little girl played with a magic wand behind me. She pointed at my back: I want to make you ugly! I listened, smiled, turned around and heard a scream: Mom! Mom! I know magic!
4 1. In the restaurant, woman: Are you going to marry me or not? The man was silent. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.
42. A woman learns a driver's license and takes a road test. Get off the bus in front, it's her turn, very nervous! She got off from the right, then went around to the left and opened the car door ... and then she shouted, Coach! Where is the steering wheel! The examiner looked back at her and said calmly, you opened the back door. ...
43. Teacher: "Please turn the sentence" The horse has run away "into a question." Student: "Can a horse run?" Teacher: "Correct! Very good! Now turn it into an imperative sentence. " Student: "Drive!"
Last month, one of my buddies borrowed 4000 yuan from me and said that he was going to have plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he has become. ...
45. Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "The dog said," My mother called me a puppy, which is also very nice! "The chicken said," You talk, I'll go first! " "
The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "The pig said," I'm a son of a bitch! "The chicken said," I am a son of a bitch! " "The dog said," you talk, I walked first! " "
Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!" The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!" The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "The swordsman said," you talk, I walked first! "
Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying." He Jie said, "My fans say my idol is Jay." Said, "My fans say my idol is Chang." Chris Lee said: "You talk, I'll go first!"
46. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand. . . -_-///
47. (This classmate has a heavy taste ...) A man walked in the hospital with a doctor's prescription for a long time and came back and asked, "Where is the 13 super room?" The female doctor smiled and said, "That's not 13 ultrasound, but B-ultrasound." The man was furious and said, "Damn it! The gap between your B scores is too big!
48. The patients in the intensive care unit of the hospital always die around 11 o'clock on Sunday, which puzzled the doctors and even made them think it was a supernatural phenomenon, so they set up an expert group to investigate the reasons. On Sunday, the clock just struck 1 1 point. Through the monitor, it was found that the cleaner who cleaned on Sunday walked into the intensive care unit, unplugged the wire plug of the life support system of seriously ill patients, then plugged in the vacuum cleaner and began to clean. . .
49. No matter which girl's name is followed by "rmvb" or "avi", suddenly there seems to be a different kind of ambiguity and coquettish ... (connotation, you know).
50. There is a girl named Xiaowen. Later, when she had a boyfriend, she changed her name to Xiaoliu. . . (cold, connotation, NB, who came up with it)
There is a boy named Artest. Later, when he got a girlfriend, he changed his name to A Mu. . . (From the reply, it's amazing ...)
Later, Artest broke up and went to Thailand, so she changed her name to Ada. . . From the reply, you are all prostitutes ...
5 1. Meet two Frenchmen. One is a teacher who teaches Chinese, and the other is his student. The teacher pointed to the China calendar and said to the students, Look, these two words pronounce' Lei Feng'. This is Lei Feng Memorial Day. He is very famous in China because he helped many people before his death. The student said admiringly, Ah, you are well informed! With that, they left happily.
I leaned down and saw "the first frost" written on the calendar.
52. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't fucking come back, I'll die! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!
53. Men's favorite day, 65438+1October 31; The most annoying day, 65438+February 1. . . . (connotation)
54. This morning, Beijing Dongcheng Public Security Bureau received a call from the masses that there were two big bombs under Jianguomen Bridge. Dongcheng Branch Police and bomb squad went to the scene and found a red cloth bag under the bridge. Experts and police carefully opened the bag, which contained several layers of newspaper parcels. The police opened it layer by layer, and finally found that it was really two big bombs: four twos and a pair of kings ... The police said that they would seriously investigate the police's responsibility-_ |
55. There was a kissing scene on TV. The father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?
56. I know a girl whose screen name is long and short. I said, can't you change your lucky screen name? Ya quickly answered me: I have five boyfriends. . . It's so pure, I don't understand what it means, hehe. . . )
57. The mother led the crying child in the street. Child: "Mom, I can't help it. I want to pull it out. " Mom: "Wait a minute! Go to McDonald's! " The child ran frantically to stop at the door, followed by his mother, rummaging through the toilet paper in the bag, watching the child unable to push the door and shouting, "Pull!" Child: "Oh!" So I took off my pants. ......