How about (1)

be

you

A: How are you? )

how

old

be

you

Why is it always you? This sentence is the funniest.

Man: I am.

a

Photographer.

I've already

Past participle of be

look

for

a

face

like

I am a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Woman: I am.

a

plastic

A surgeon.

I've already

Past participle of be

look

for

a

face

like

I am a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

(3) Male: Me

think

I

can

manufacture

you

very

Happy. I think I can make you very happy.

W: Why?

be

you

Leave? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? )