Section 12: Tibetan Ox and Crouching Tiger
Not long after, I was woken up by Grandpa Liu. He opened the woman’s acupuncture points and hid in the dark. The woman woke up slowly and rubbed her head. I quickly asked with concern: "Girl, are you okay?"
"Where is this?"
"Uncle Liu's home Now I know that he has been making dirty money by selling women from good families to brothels, basically forcing them to become prostitutes. I was filled with indignation and refused to join him, so he tied me up too. I plan to sell them together. This behavior is simply unacceptable, worse than a pig or a dog!"
She was very frightened when she heard it and started to cry softly.
"Girl, what's your name? Let's get to know each other, and we'll have someone to look after us in the brothel in the future. As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home, and go out... Ouch!" Who is going to throw stones at me? There was a murderous gaze in the dark that made my hair stand on end, and I quickly swallowed the second half of the sentence. Grandpa Liu, I just said a few bad words about you, and you started throwing stones. How stingy! Besides, I have always regarded you as the goal of studying hard and preparing to become an Oscar-winning heroine. I also learned all the acting skills from you.
I hurriedly broke away from the rope, but I couldn’t miss Grandpa Liu’s plan, otherwise he would probably have to give up throwing himself into the sea with this disguised woman and die with me instead.
It’s really awkward to see the other person with the same appearance as yourself. After the hero rescued the beauty, I pretended to accidentally trigger the mechanism that opened the tunnel, and then said righteously: "You retreat first, and I will take the back."
"I, I'm scared." The woman cried and said .
Hurry up and get in. I pushed her into the tunnel. I was about to climb in too, when suddenly a big bundle hit me on the head. If Grandpa Liu hadn't thrown it over, I would have almost forgotten it. Rubbing his head, carrying his bag, he climbed in and closed the tunnel entrance.
She crawled very slowly, and I kept urging her while sweeping the ground with my baggage. There was a sudden pounce, and I almost somersaulted from behind. She actually set off a gas bomb! If you are dissatisfied with me urging you, there is no need to retaliate against me like this. Did you eat leeks yesterday? Do you want to kill me in the tunnel? Are you the killer sent by the other party? It is indeed a convenient weapon that kills people invisible.
I was about to taunt her a few words, but found that I had arrived at the entrance of a tunnel within a tunnel. It seems that not only should I not blame her, but I should also thank her. If she hadn't woken up the dreamer with her fart, I would have climbed over the top. I lied that I was tired and wanted to take a rest and let her go first. She probably thought I was making an excuse because I thought her butt was smelly, so she didn’t have any doubts, and instead crawled faster. So I turned on the mechanism and secretly entered the tunnel within the tunnel.
I don’t know how long it took, but finally there was a crawling sound from the other side of the wall, and then there was silence.
I took my "explosive bag" and started crawling forward. After crawling in the darkness for nearly a quarter of an hour, he finally reached Xiao Niuzi's bed. Although this place is much larger than the tunnel, it is only big enough to accommodate two people. If it weren't for the faint light leaking from the vent, I couldn't see my fingers. It seemed that I was about to usher in the darkest month of my life.
I have successfully implemented Grandpa Liu’s plan here. I wonder what’s going on with Grandpa Liu?
Not long after, a woman’s voice came from above. "Niuxi, the saint died like this? Do you think the leader will punish us?" It seems that Grandpa Liu's plan to hide the truth was successful. It turns out that Xiao Niuzi is not called Rhino, but Niu Xi.
"I will explain this matter to the leader, you don't have to worry."
Immediately afterwards, another male voice was heard: "Inform the two guardians, the whole village has gathered , except for one young man. Although several of us worked together to besiege him, he was still able to escape. During the fight, his subordinates saw something shiny emerging from his bag. p>
What kind of protector is Xiao Niuzi, and who is this little tiger? He is also so powerful in martial arts, yet he keeps it hidden. Everyone pretends to be more innocent than Wahaha, but in fact I am the most innocent. This village is like a hidden cow and a crouching tiger. What evil had I done to get involved with these two beasts?
"What kind of shiny thing? Does it look a bit like fish scales?" Xiao Niuzi asked nervously.
"Just as the Cow Guardian said."
Isn't it the shoe I lost? How did it get into Xiao Huzi’s hands? When did he go to my house and steal? While Grandpa Liu is following me up the mountain? Why only steal shoes and nothing else? Since he is highly skilled in martial arts, he will not misunderstand that Grandpa Liu who visited Xiao Niuzi's house at night is a ghost and came to me specifically to ask for help. What is his intention? I suddenly felt that I had become much smarter after being tempered by Grandpa Liu’s three consecutive schemes.
At this time, I heard Xiao Niuzi say again: "Lin Dao, take me to see the villagers."
About an incense stick, I heard movement above again. "Niuxi, when did you become so bloodthirsty? Could it be that staying here has changed your temper?" the woman said teasingly, sounding like the female protector.
"It's just that I'm afraid of leaving trouble, so I kill them to silence them. Even if I don't kill them, will you let them go?" Xiao Niuzi said lightly.
My scalp went numb when I heard this, but I couldn’t understand that Xiao Niuzi was so cruel and ruthless! How could I have thought he was gentle, kind and considerate before? This myopia is really harmful~ (You can’t recognize people clearly, what does it have to do with myopia! =_=|||) Could it be that my death stimulated him? Or is there another secret? No matter what, he is unforgivable. He first deceived my pure feelings and then single-handedly destroyed the nightclub village that I worked so hard to establish.
"I'm just a little surprised that it was you who made the first move this time, not me." After saying that, the woman burst into laughter. I thought to myself that this woman must be very beautiful because she talked about murder so easily. This is inferred from the law that the more poisonous she is, the more beautiful she is.
It was pitch dark underground anyway, so I simply applied herbal medicine to both eyes and could distinguish what was happening above only by the sound. Because I knew that Xiao Niuzi was a martial arts master, I only dared to eat and drink while Xiao Niuzi was away.
For several days, nothing noteworthy happened, except that the poisonous girl often came to see Xiao Niuzi, but Xiao Niuzi was always very cold to her, and even a little impatient in the end.
"Niuxi, what kind of treasure is this?" I knew it was a poisonous girl as soon as I heard it. "Looking at you looking at it with such cherishment, I thought it was some kind of treasure. It turned out to be a broken sachet. It was made by hand." So rough. Huh? It's made of your silk handkerchief? When was it lost? Could it be that I dropped it when I was so farted that I fell over? Thinking back on that fart, the airflow and sound were indeed extraordinary. The sound shocked the past and present. It was no wonder that I was so shocked that I dropped the sachet.
"Give it back to me." Xiao Niuzi said angrily.
"Isn't my embroidery a hundred times better than this? It's better to throw this broken sachet away early." The poisonous girl's tone also had a bit of resentment, "Also, what kind of ghost talisman is posted on the door in the village? You put them all away, what's the use?"
"I say it again, give it back!" It seems that the sachet is still in the poisonous girl's hand. This time Xiao Niuzi's tone was full of the momentum of a storm coming.
"If you don't return it, I will destroy it." The poisonous girl said fiercely.
Then, the crackling sound of fighting was heard, and dirt kept falling from the head. It's an earthquake, the earth is falling! Everyone, hurry up and pack your clothes! I quickly used my body to block the baggage. It seemed that the fighting was quite fierce.
After a while, there was no movement above.
"You actually hurt me for a broken sachet!" the poisonous girl said angrily.
"I think it's time for you to go back and report to the leader. Let's set off tomorrow. It's enough for me to be here." Xiao Niuzi said coldly. It seems that his status is higher than that poisonous girl, and his martial arts skills Better than her too. You're so cool! When you are with me, you act like a fool, two-faced!
Verse 13: I love bathing
After the poisonous girl left, I began to miss her again. At least there was some movement up there while she was there, and listening to their conversations and playing as a fifth-rate radio broadcast was the only pastime now. This little kid is just a dull gourd, and usually doesn't make a sound at all.
I find life particularly difficult down there, and my hands and feet often feel numb from sitting. And because the dry food Grandpa Liu prepared for me was truly dry, after eating it for several days, I had dry stools. I was afraid that it would be too smelly for Xiao Niuzi to notice, so I would dig a hole every time I went out, and then cover it with used herbs to remove the smell. In ancient times, there was Gou Jian who lay down on firewood and tasted gallbladder, but now we, Ouyuan, dig pits and bury dung.
Did Grandpa Liu keep these processed herbs for this purpose? You are really far-sighted. I am afraid it will be difficult to find someone as thoughtful as you in the world. Thinking of Xiao Niuzi's deception and Xiao Huzi's designs on me, I especially miss Grandpa Liu's goodness.
I don’t know how many days have passed, but I have used up all the herbs that Grandpa Liu prepared for me. I think my myopia must be cured. However, it was impossible to check the results in this dark place, so we had to leave it to be checked later.
I haven’t showered in many days, and my body is itching like there are bugs. I always felt like I couldn't stand it anymore, and I wanted to rush up to Xiao Niuzi and say, please take me to find the "castrated" leader, as long as you let me take a bath first. But thinking about my happiness in the rest of my life, I finally endured it. I guess if I do this, Grandpa Liu will crawl out of his grave and crush me to death. Therefore, human potential is unlimited, as long as food is not limited.
To pass the time, I started to recall what happened every day since I could remember. Just when I recalled when I was eighteen years old, there was finally movement from above.
There was a bang, like the sound of a jar breaking, and then a strong aroma of wine wafted into the nose. Is Maverick drinking? You little brat, I'm suffering here, but you're living it up up there.
"Europe, my Europa, where are you now?" Xiao Niuzi shouted like crazy. I didn't expect that Xiao Niuzi would be like this when he was drunk and crazy, and he was still thinking about ancient Greek beauties. After thinking about it carefully, it was wrong again. The scenes with Mavericks flashed through my mind again. I suddenly realized, could the Europa he was talking about be me? !
I heard him say affectionately again: "As long as you live, nothing else matters. In this life, I am willing to carry you to the ends of the earth and only you. Even if I only have to see you once a year, I will do the same." I feel satisfied. Where are you? "
It is impossible to say that I am not moved. Even a very nervous woman like me is a little moved.
But now that things have come to this point, what can we do? If you want to complain, just blame nature for messing with people.
It was night, Xiao Niuzi kept shouting "Ouyuan, Ouyuan" in his dream, and my heart tightened as he shouted. The first time I had no sleep all night.
The next day, I heard the sound of things being packed up above, and I thought they might have left. If they don't leave, I'm afraid the stench won't be covered up. Thinking of Xiao Niuzi, my heart is full of contradictions. Now I know he loves me. Is it a blessing or a misfortune? Our identities destined us to be antagonistic. I decided not to invest in this love. Xiao Niuzi, you should die early and be reborn. After that, only silence stayed with me.
I look forward to running out of dry food and water every day. I wanted to eat more at every meal and get rid of it earlier, but when I thought about having to pass it out again, I didn’t want to eat so much.
A great Chinese man once said: The hope of victory and the restoration of favorable circumstances often arise from the effort of persisting a little longer. So I continued to struggle in this self-hypnosis.
Gradually, these few acres were almost completely dug and filled with manure. On this day, I continued digging and unexpectedly found the dry "gold" I had buried before. I finally couldn't stand it anymore. If I don't explode in silence, I will die in silence. I want to get out of seclusion!
My woodchuck finally crawled out! My eyes were clear, and the excitement of seeing the sun again gave me the illusion of being reborn. Think about it, when Mr. Su wrote "I don't know what year it was now", did he feel the same emotion as me after having just finished the life of a dung beetle? Old Su, you are really my soulmate~
According to Grandpa Liu’s instructions, we must first place the secret book containing his lifelong secret knowledge, but where to bury it? I have buried gold wherever possible. I was willing to go all out. I had dug gold once, and I didn’t mind digging one more time. I dug once and dug twice. I wasn’t afraid of being bitten by lice.
I dug it out in a few seconds and put Grandpa Liu’s book at the bottom. By the way, it's safer to put some poison in it, so as not to be poached for nothing. So I took some widow's poison through my clothes and put it on the book. He also thought that Grandpa Liu did not want his legacy to be dug up by future generations and his heirs would be smoked to death. So I placed the unused herbs around the book, buried a layer of soil, and put the gold back in to fill the hole. There is no free martial arts secret in the world. Grandpa Liu, don’t blame me. I am thinking about you and will choose an excellent successor for you. First of all, the person who discovers this hole must be a destined person; then, the person who digs out the "gold" and continues to dig should have the spirit of perseverance and perseverance; finally, the person who comes into contact with the herbal medicine and avoids the widow's poison should have some knowledge about the herbal medicine. Must know. And the most important thing is that to be able to dig out this piece of gold from so much gold, he must be a very lucky person. Grandpa Liu, I must have learned some of your true heritage. I have calculated carefully for you and selected a one-in-a-thousand heir for you.
After sealing the tunnel entrance, he looked around the room, and finally fixed his eyes on Xiao Niuzi's bed. He walked over and touched the bed, remembering how drunk he was that day. Xiao Niuzi, you know, we were very close at that time! If you learn the truth one day, I wonder how upset you will be? I don't want to think about this anymore, I want to look forward and start looking for my second spring.
I looked at the slovenly appearance of my dung-picking woman, carried my luggage to the beach, took off my clothes, jumped into the sea and thoroughly disinfected myself. The antiseptic effect of this salt water was really incredible, and I immediately felt that Light and refreshing.
The blue cloudless sky, the endless sea, and the endless beach belong to me alone now, making me feel that I am the Creator who first came to the world. Coupled with the joy after escaping, I Laughing loudly. (God: Do you think I don’t exist?)
I am well versed in the nature of water and happily played in the sea, singing Fan Xiaoxuan’s “I Love Bathing” and diving into the water with small fishes. Playing around, I thought I was the beautiful mermaid princess.
It wasn’t until my skin was wrinkled after soaking in the sea that I reluctantly walked back to the shore, put on men’s clothes, put them on my face, and buried the old clothes.
The sound of the waves remains the same, but everything has changed. Recalling what Grandpa Liu did for me, I couldn't help but admire his noble sentiment of sacrificing himself to save others. I couldn't be ashamed of Grandpa Liu's kindness, so I shouted to the sea: "Grandpa Liu, rest in peace in the next life." I will repay you by becoming your wife. "(Uncle Liu: It’s better to say goodbye, I will die even more uneasy. =_=)
Grandpa Liu, don’t worry, I will definitely avenge you. Yes, but it will have to wait until my martial arts skills are unparalleled. That eunuch, the poisonous girl, and Xiao Niuzi, I won't let them go. After a small struggle in my heart, Xiao Niuzi let it go, considering his deep love for me. As for that eunuch, if my martial arts are better than his, I will beat him into a doughy steamed bun. If my martial arts is not as good as his, I will spend money to hire a doughy steamed bun and let him beat him! Poisonous girl, I will burn her and go underground to accompany you. Anyway, you are more poisonous than her, so you will definitely be able to subdue her.
Grandpa Liu, I will leave to find your junior brother right now. Just rest at ease in the belly of the fish~ Amen!