Just support me not only to have a car, but also to rely on myself.
4 1. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following you.
I won't tell you if I kill you.
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
45. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.
46. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu!
47. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
48. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
49. Students who study "almost": poor learning and low scores.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!
5 1, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself. ...
52. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.
53. Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.
54. How to keep fit? Overeating!
55.look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.
56. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
58. I am different from you because I am human.
59. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
60. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!
6 1, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
62. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle made in Hanyang and an American submachine gun.
It is unwise to argue with a woman, whether she is wise or not.
64. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.
65. My girlfriend asked me what would happen to me if she died. I said firmly: I won't live alone (find another job)! She is so happy!
66. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature-because we advocate pure nature.
We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
68. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?
69. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
70. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
7 1, it is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
72. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
73. If you fall, get up and cry!
After all, I couldn't catch up with that BMW, so I had to watch it die in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".
I argued with MM about whether whales are fish or not. Finally, I said, "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that whales are not fish.
77. "What is an optimist?" "This ..... is like a teapot, with a red ass and the mood to whistle!"
78. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out!
Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
I only hate two kinds of people: 1, people who hate teachers; 2. teacher; 3. I don't know the number.
The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet to come in, and I'll know everything when I go out!
Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.
When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years; After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand; In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.
Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and the sun will rise soon.
I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
For single girls, I always strive for it; I never give up married women.
1, what's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
2, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...
3. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.
The realistic society ruined my chance to be a good person!
Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
6. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!
7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!
8. I love you What do you care?
9. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?
10, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
1 1, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.
12. In reality, people tell lies with their real names, while on the Internet, people tell the truth with pseudonyms.
13, live well, because we will die for a long time.
14, if you ignore me, I will become a dog. ...
15, so many people despise me, who are you?
16, isn't steamed bread for breathing?
17, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
18, most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.
19, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
20, women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!
The mirror will always reflect the light ... the gold will always be spent!
22, take the road of others, let others have no way to go!
23. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?
24, you can not study hard, but you must not review well!
25, pain is a sober person can enjoy. ...
26, I am Jesus, his son-coconut!
27. University is learning!
28. I can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!
29. I am the most honest person and never lie. (except this sentence. )
30. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
3 1, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face
Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.
33. Why do you need to sleep for a long time to live? You will fall asleep after death.
34, the sky is falling, you hold me, hehe. ...
35, cans pull ring love cans, but the cans are filled with cola!
36. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
38, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?
39. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
40. What can I do to kill your lover ...
4 1. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following you.
I won't tell you if I kill you.
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
45. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.
46. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu!
47. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
48. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
49. Students who study "almost": poor learning and low scores.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!
5 1, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself. ...
52. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.
53. Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.
54. How to keep fit? Overeating!
55.look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.
56. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
58. I am different from you because I am human.
59. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
60. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!
6 1, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
62. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle made in Hanyang and an American submachine gun.
It is unwise to argue with a woman, whether she is wise or not.
64. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.
65. My girlfriend asked me what would happen to me if she died. I said firmly: I won't live alone (find another job)! She is so happy!
66. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature-because we advocate pure nature.
We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
68. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?
69. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
70. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
7 1, it is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
72. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
73. If you fall, get up and cry!
After all, I couldn't catch up with that BMW, so I had to watch it die in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
75. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".
76. I argued with MM about whether a whale is a fish or not. Finally, I said, "I also have a personal word." She agreed that a whale is not a fish.
77. "What is an optimist?" "This ..... is like a teapot, with a red ass and the mood to whistle!"
78. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out!
79. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
80. I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.
8 1, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
82. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
84. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
85. I only hate two kinds of people: 1, people who hate teachers; 2. teacher; 3. I don't know the number.
86. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet to come in, and I'll know everything when I go out!
87. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.
88. When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I have to go to school by taxi every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years; After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand; In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.
1, what does that man look like? The pixels are relatively low!
2. In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever they go.
Brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you!
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.
6. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.
7. It's very safe for a ship to dock at the port, but this is not the purpose of shipbuilding.
8. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
9. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.
10, you can't miss yourself, take care of yourself, take care of yourself, and give yourself happiness.
1 1, loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening.
12, if I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
13, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot.
14, each of us is a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.
15, "Do you like my angel face or my devil figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."
17, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.
18, I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot when I hold grudges.
19, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no cat coin.
20. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.
2 1, A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.
22, I subvert the whole world, just to straighten your reflection.
23. I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.
24. I bought an exquisite watch, but the time is still so boring.
25. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
26. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.
27. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.
Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.
29, born, easy; Live, relax. Life is not easy.
Where the law of the jungle prevails, people will not sympathize with the weak.
3 1, a person is not serious, even a headache is partial.
32, if people really live to the point of shameless, how to live.
There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
34, some people are still alive, he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.
35. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
37. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.
Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.
39. You have all the traditional advantages of oriental women: first, beauty; second, kindness; third, virtue; fourth, diligence; fifth, gentleness; sixth, purity; seventh, simplicity; eighth, correctness; therefore, people call you Bajiao.
40, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.
42. The solemnity of the clock stems from the precision between gears.
43. You are really like Qu Yuan, and people are like zongzi.
44. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.
45. When someone pretends to be cool, my brother will bow his head. I didn't cultivate well, I looked for bricks.
46. Your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.
47. Time is like a face, and the sun and the moon are like a pot.
48. Come here to relax, see the mountains and have a pot of steamed bread.
49. Love has come, leaving only one place of sadness.
50. Close my eyes and I see my future.
1, ugly, not your fault; Ugly and show off in an ostentatious manner everywhere, sister, I was wrong! ! !
2, a person, ugly, others look at you at most; A person, ugly and blind everywhere, the world has changed sunglasses! !
3. Do you know what real beauty is? Inner ugliness is far more disgusting than appearance! What's more, no matter how much money you spend, you can't give that ugly and dirty heart plastic surgery! !
4, the foundation is poor, even if you pay more money, you will become a fairy, and you will still be born! !
5. You are a disgrace to women, a nightmare for men, and a forbidden area for transvestites! !
6. You show off in an ostentatious manner, and even God is speechless with tears! !
7, never look down on others, look down on others, no one will respect you! !
8. You insulted my idol and everyone's idol by the way. As a result, you became everyone's vomit! !
9, watching you vomit too much, thirsty, and the result is a drought in Yunnan! !
10, Yan refuses to accept you, he has been thundered by you! !
1 1, there are many ways to make money, but not you! !
12, I'll give it to you if I have money-spend millions of fucking money to hit you in the face! !
13, "entertainment" is for people to enjoy after meals. Your entertainment is killing people! !
14, the family planning office should post more photos of you! !
15, because of your appearance, the world will create more bachelors! !
16, Brother Sharp is poor and begging is very stylish! Xifeng is very rich, and the plastic surgery is super speechless! !
17, can you spend the money you spend on your face on those homeless people who have no food? Then you are really beautiful!
18, some people can't eat at most; Looking at you, you have to spit out what you ate the year before last! !
19, grandstanding, you are not qualified; Play dumb, you have gone too far! !
20. With you, Sister Furong is smiling in her dreams! !
2 1, I think Sister Furong is getting cuter and cuter now! !
22, holding an attack, laughing at others to raise your worth, you have the ability-the ability to put P! !
23. Your mother gave birth to you. It is also true that your mother made you ugly. The mistake is that she shouldn't let you put your face in her heart! !
24." 20 12 "Compared with you, I'd rather die in the fire! !
25. Do you know what visual panic is?
26. I don't need Head & Shoulders in primary school, so I'm glad. My hair can't stand the toss! !
27. I don't hate you, really! ! ! I just want to slap you with my sneakers! ! !
28. Being famous doesn't mean looking down on others! ! ! There is an absolute difference between arrogance and arrogance! ! And the difference is very big-you only have arrogant capital! ! !
29. Brother, did I attack you? Apologize to the person you attacked first, and then say it again!
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