2. Many things in life will get better with time. Like many people who were just fat, they became fat after a long time.
Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife.
4. I saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk and drank it without thinking. After a while, my colleague came and shouted, "Why is my facial cleanser gone?" I didn't speak, just silently walked to the toilet, scratched my throat and vomited desperately. When I finally vomited, I returned to my seat with tears in my eyes. Colleague said, "I was scared to death, and the facial cleanser rolled under the table."
A classmate whom I haven't seen for years is your friend. There are several possibilities: she is getting married, she is going to borrow money, she is going to do WeChat business, and her children are going to vote!
6. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling! What do you call it when you think the person you secretly love is secretly in love with you? I tell you, this is called imagination!
7. Pass the security check with a cup of milk tea. Security inspector: "What's in your hand?" Me: "milk tea." Security inspector: "Have a drink!" I quickly clenched the milk tea: "Buy it yourself!"
8. When I fell down in the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell several times, laughing them to death.
9. While waiting for oral surgery in the hospital, the nurse came and asked the doctor, "Is the anesthetic in the mouth or outside the mouth?" The doctor said, "Don't run away from your leg for the time being!" " "
10. Say it out loud every time you swear to lose weight. It's good to be scared all over.
1 1. The boy said, "Why are all children picky about food, and why are parents not picky about food?" The girl said, "What dishes do they choose to buy what they like?"
12. As a simple child like me, I never analyze the history problems of intrigue, and I won't do such a scheming math problem!
13. I went to a small shop to buy cigarettes, but I was short of a dollar change. I found my wallet full. The boss was playing a game, and he said impatiently, "Forget it if you don't have it. Anyway, fake cigarettes are profitable. "
14. One elder sister is gentle, virtuous, considerate and generous, and the other elder sister comes from a rich family. What do you choose? Old terrier, who has a good figure, is greedy to choose two, hypocritical to choose virtuous, vain to choose more money, and is considering which one to choose. I tell you, you think too much!
15. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats!
16. My friend had an operation, and the doctor asked if it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. The friend replied that he wanted to add anesthetic and spicy food.
17. What is a real house? This morning, I saw a buddy wearing a shorts vest, standing at the entrance of the building, looking at the snowflakes on the ground and saying, "Winter is here!" " "
18. High school students should not sigh that "this class will not get together as soon as it graduates". I tell you, in college, classes don't get together.
19. It takes only two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.
20. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating. Because when she said this, she might have just eaten.
2 1. It's not that I value myself too much. I want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.
22. It's hot, you have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy.
23. Some people seem to be well-informed and articulate, but they have never even met Peggy the pig.
24. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat forever.