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Children's double funny short crosstalk
A went on stage and applauded ...) A: Hello, everyone! (Bowing) Today, I say a strange thing for everyone ... (B ran to the stage with an angry face) B: I'm so angry! Hum! A: What's the matter? Brother? I am running away from home. (Then he starts to cry) A: Really? B: What won't! My mother won't buy me that computer that has been tossing around for 4 years. a; It's called Pentium B: Whatever. It's popular now anyway. My mother wouldn't buy it for me, so I was in a hurry with her. A: (Audience says) Where can there be such a person? B: That day, my mother and I went shopping and saw a home appliance computer shop. We walked in and were immediately attracted by a computer. I told my mother to buy it, but she wouldn't buy it anyway. A: How much is it? B: It's neither expensive nor expensive. Four zeros will do. A: Isn't it expensive? A: You! It's hard for your mother to have you. Why are you like this? Running away from home ... thanks to your imagination! B: (speaking slowly with shame) What do you suggest? a; Go back and apologize to her. B: All right. A: (facing the audience) Let me see, such a person … (at this moment, B came angrily) B: You … (pretending to be angry) Forget it, when I suffer. A: What's the matter? What happened? B: You asked me to apologize. I went, but what happened ... A: What happened? B: As a result, my mother was not angry at all. A: How about this? B: Is there anything delicious? She is not ashamed of not buying me a computer. You mean irritating, not irritating? A: You apologize! And expect her to apologize to you? b; You just told me to apologize. Now I have lost a lot of money. You should admit that you did something wrong and apologize. What should I do? I want to say' sorry' casually, and then listen to my mother's sincere apology. Now ... (Angry) It's all your fault! A: What a man! (Finger B, facing the audience) A: Didn't you help your mother once? What do you mean? Just helping her with some housework. B: Yes! When I was eight years old, I took out the garbage. I see two green cans, 1 big one and 1 small one. I drew lots to decide which one to take and finally decided to take the small one. Something happened after I poured it in. A: What's the matter? B: I see four big letters on the trash can-"China Post". A: Ah! Is this the only one? : No, 1, but I dare not take out the garbage in the future. a; What is so expensive? Mop the floor. A: That would be great. b; ; I dragged it so hard that everyone was reflected on the floor. A: Well done! B: My mother was just about to compliment her after I turned her down. Boom! I fell down. Stand up. Knock on the door. I fell down again and stood up ... A: Boom! I fell down again. B: I didn't fall this time. A: That's good. B: Just lie down after you stand up this time. a; Dizzy ~ `~ A: Anyway, she is still your mother! You should have a grateful heart. b:? Answer your parents' kindness and be considerate of them bit by bit. I see. I will never let my mother hold the broom nest, carry the ashtray of 1 and have two rotten pens at her feet again.