2. When I was young, I used to shout when something happened, for fear that others wouldn't know. In fact, I just wanted to make a fool of myself and didn't care.
What happened in amateur football match is the most depressing? God replied: Give me the ball, I want to go home.
4. "What are those two little guys on the giraffe's head for?" "It's a deer, and the zoo's wifi depends on it."
5. The geese fly south, forming a "one" for a while and a "person" for a while. I want to cry, even these stupid birds are laughing at my being single.
6. Women who don't love you are mature and sensible, and men who chase you are not as good as dogs.
7. I hate this kind of promotional advertisement played by merchants: "XX grand prize is waiting for you!" "iphone7 is waiting for you!" Nimaby makes it sound as if he can give you an award when he comes.
8. For a person who can't control his mouth and is too lazy to die, I am losing weight if I don't continue to gain weight.
The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. A: I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. I shake and shake. Some idiot thought I was electrocuted, so he grabbed a stick and gave it to a guy.
10. The gap between ideal and reality is that "I want to have a home" in the past, and now it is "I hope not to be driven out by the landlord".
1 1. On the bus, the young woman was holding a baby … I thought the baby was so cute that I reached out to touch his face. As a result, he yawned and I pulled my hand back. The young woman said, don't worry, don't bite, touch it.
12. When I was young, I expected to grow up. Who knows that when you first grow up, you grow up endlessly. Senior, I've gained weight, and I feel the brakes are broken.
13. If you are ugly, you should read more books. If you are fat, you should walk more. If you are not a born princess, you must make up for it with diligence.
14. Recruitment of booty friends. Chinese New Year is coming, and I don't want to set off firecrackers alone ... 15. When I'm angry with my boyfriend, calm down and think about whether it's your fault. If so, then think about how to blame your boyfriend.
16. Don't puppy love. What you are talking about now is someone else's future husband or wife.
17. Every day when I have breakfast downstairs, the proprietress will give me a double tenderloin. Today, I couldn't help asking her, "Are you so kind to me because I look like Daniel Wu?" The proprietress suddenly shouted angrily, "Shit! So you're not Daniel Wu! ? "
18. Why do you feel that you have become much more beautiful after taking a shower and washing your hair? God replied: I am crazy.