1. Three shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a shopping mall. Observers waited for chaos to follow. The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " And "super bargain!" The store on the left put up a bigger sign, announcing "great sale!" And "amazing discount!" The owner in the middle prepared a big sign that simply said, "Consolidate". Middle strategy Three shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a commercial street. The onlookers are waiting to see the performance. The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " "Very cheap!" The store on the left put up a bigger sign that said, "Special price!" " "Great discount!" The businessman in the middle then prepared a big sign that simply said, "Entrance". 2. Nice to meet you. During World War II, there were many young women in the British army. Joan Phillips is one of them. She worked in a big military camp and of course met many men, officers and soldiers. One night, she met Captain Humphries at a dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for months. Then his letter stopped, but she received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured in a military hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the head nurse, "I must visit Captain Humphries. ""Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here, "said the head nurse." "Oh, that's all right," replied Joan. "I am his sister. "Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother! "In World War II, many young women served in military camps. Joan Phillips is one of them. She works in a big military camp, and of course she knows many men, including officers and soldiers. One night, she met officer Humphries at the dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." "Joan agreed, and they have been keeping in touch with each other for months. Later, he never wrote again. She received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured and lived in a military hospital in England. When Joan arrived at the hospital, she said to the head nurse, "I'm here to see officer Humphries." "Only relatives can visit patients here." The head nurse said. "Oh, yes," said Joan. "I'm his sister." "Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother." Hope to help you, hope to adopt! Three shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a shopping center. Observers waited for chaos to follow. The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " And "super bargain!" The store on the left put up a bigger sign, announcing "great sale!" And "amazing discount!" The owner in the middle prepared a big sign that simply said, "Consolidate". In the middle tactics, three shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a commercial street in order to compete for business. The onlookers are waiting to see the performance. The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " "Very cheap!" The store on the left put up a bigger sign that said, "Special price!" " "Great discount!" The businessman in the middle then prepared a big sign that simply said, "Entrance". Nice to meet you. During World War II, there were many young women in the British army. Joan Phillips is one of them. She worked in a big military camp and of course met many men, officers and soldiers. One night, she met Captain Humphries at a dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for months. Then his letter stopped, but she received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured in a military hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the head nurse, "I'm going to visit Captain Humphries." "Only relatives can visit patients here," said the head nurse. "Oh, that's all right," replied Joan. "I'm his sister." "Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother!" In World War II, many young women served in military camps. Joan Phillips is one of them. She works in a big military camp, and of course she knows many men, including officers and soldiers. One night, she met officer Humphries at the dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." Joan agreed, and they have kept in touch with each other for months. Later, he never wrote again. She received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured and lived in a military hospital in England. When Joan arrived at the hospital, she said to the head nurse, "I'm here to see officer Humphries." "Only relatives can visit patients here." The head nurse said. "Oh, yes," said Joan. "I'm his sister." "Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother." Two soldiers. Two soldiers are in the camp. The first one is called Ji, and the second one is called Bill. Ji said, "Bill, do you have a piece of paper and an envelope?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then Ji said, "Now I don't have a pen." Bill gave him his letter and Ji wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Bill, do you have any stamps?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill stood up and walked to the door, so Ji said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. Ji said, "Please put my letter in the mailbox in the office, and …" He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. Ji looked at the envelope of his letter and replied, "What's your girlfriend's address?" There are two soldiers in the barracks, one is George and the other is Bill. George asked, "Bill, do you have any writing paper and envelopes?" Bill said, "Yes." Then he gave George writing paper and envelopes. George added, "I don't have a pen yet." Bill gave him the pen again. George began to write letters. After writing, he put the letter in the envelope and asked, "Bill, do you have any stamps?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill stood up and walked to the door. George asked, "Are you going out?" Bill said, "Yes." Then he opened the door. George said, "Please drop this letter into the office mailbox for me, and …" He stopped. "What else do you want?" Bill asked. George looked at the envelope and said, "What's your girlfriend's address?" When the Second World War started five months ago, John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were only allowed to join the army when they were over 18 years old. So when the military doctor examined him, he said he was 18. But John's brother joined the army a few days ago, and the same doctor also examined him. The doctor remembered the last name of the big boy, so he was surprised when he saw John's file. "How old are you?" He said. "Eighteen, sir," said John. "But your brother is also 18 years old," said the doctor. "Are you ins?" "Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face turned red. "My brother is five months old. World War II began. John wants to join the army, but he is only 16 years old. It was stipulated at that time that boys could not join the army until they were eighteen. So when the military doctor gave him a physical examination, he said he was eighteen. But John's brother just joined the army a few days ago and was examined by the doctor. The doctor remembers his brother's last name. So he was very surprised when he saw John's form. " How old are you? "The doctor asked." Eighteen, sir. "John said, but your brother is also 18 years old. Are you twins? John blushed and said, "Oh, no, sir, my brother is five months older than me." "West Point Military Academy" My father, brother and I went to West Point Military Academy to watch a football match between the Army and Boston College. When walking before kick-off, we met many students in neat uniforms. Several visiting fans asked the recruits if they were willing to pose for photos. "Let our son see what he will gain if he goes to West Point Military Academy. A middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female student and asked her to take a photo with us. They explained, "We want our son to know what he missed because he didn't know West Point Military Academy. "My father, brother and I went to West Point Military Academy to watch a football match between the Army and Boston University. Before we started, we walked around and met many students in neat uniforms. Several tourists asked the recruits if they were willing to pose for photos. " Let our son know what he will get if he comes to study at West Point Military Academy. "A middle-aged couple approached a very beautiful female student and asked her if she would like to pose for a photo. They explained, "We want our son to know what he missed when he didn't come to West Point. A gift for his girlfriend In a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive box as a gift for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave her name on it? Asked the jeweler. The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-carve' For my only love'. That way, if we break up, I can use it again. A gift for his girlfriend In a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive box as a gift for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave her name on it? Asked the jeweler. The customer thought for a moment and then said, "No-write' Give me my only love' on it. In this way, if we fail, I can use it again. A couple have been married for 25 years and are celebrating their 60th birthday, which happens to be their 60th birthday. During the celebration, a fairy appeared. She said that because they have been such a loving couple for 25 years, she would give each of them a wish. My wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waved, and boom! She has a ticket in her hand. Next, it's Hu's turn to make peace. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I want a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy picked up her wand, and boom! He is Tony. Make a small wish A couple who have been married for 25 years are celebrating their 60th birthday. They were born on the same day. A fairy appeared at the celebration. She said that because they were a loving couple who had been married for 25 years, she gave each of them a wish. My wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waved. " Bang! "A ticket appeared in her hand. Next it's the husband's turn to make a wish. He hesitated for a moment and said shyly, "Then I want a woman 30 years younger than me. "The fairy picked up her wand." Bang! "He is 90 years old. A woman tells her best friend about the nature of male animals. A husband is like a fire in the forest; If left unattended, they will go out. "Does this mean," asked another, "that they burned themselves to ashes? A woman and her best friend talked about the characteristics of male animals: "A husband is like a forest fire. If you are not careful, they will burn. "Does this mean," asked another, "that they will burn themselves to ashes? "There are articles translated in English and Chinese in the intellectual class.