Brainstorm: Which month has 28 days?
A: Every month.
Brainstorming classics
1.？ The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer the phone. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.
2.？ Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.
3.？ The sun is shining, why is only Xiaoke soaked through? Answer: Because he is swimming.
4.？ Has Daxiong practiced? Eat watermelon without spitting? How did he practice it? Answer: I ate seedless watermelon.
5.？ What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory
6.？ Xiao Qin bought a brand-new sports car, but he couldn't drive on the road. Why? Answer: He bought a toy sports car.
7.？ Open the central library, but there is no Ming edition? Kangxi dictionary? , why is this? A: Kangxi Dictionary was compiled by the Qing Dynasty.
8.？ Teachers and priests have one thing in common. Do you know what this is? Answer: I also have the kung fu to make people sleep.
9.？ Everyone used to be afraid? Cell phone? Now you like it? Cell phone? , what's going on? Answer: Who doesn't like mobile phones?
10.？ What is better to turn a blind eye to? Answer: photography.
1 1.？ Grandma likes her cat very much. On the cat's birthday, she specially prepared five plates with a fish in them to congratulate her. The cat went to the plate, hesitated for a moment, and then ate the fish in the third plate. Why? Answer: I am happy.
12.？ Why are there so many people in China? A: Because Han (and) people are together
13.？ What does the mother worry most about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? Answer: Dance with wolves.
14.？ Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.
15.？ What is pigskin used for? Answer: For pork.
16.？ The fat girl of 1 kg heard that cycling can lose weight, so she gave it a try. Guess what the result is? Answer: Ma Shou 10 kg C three people parachuted, A and B took umbrellas, C didn't, but later C was fine, and A and B were busy. Why? Answer: A and B hold a funeral for C: Galaxy.
17.？ Xiao hucong? Martial arts encyclopedia? I studied a lot in this book, but the uneven road was repaired the first time I saw it. Why? Answer: What he saw was piracy.
18.？ Why does Xiaoming refuse to use it? Side by side? Is this word used to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say "you can't do two things at once"
19.？ Under what circumstances instead of the simplest score? A: Write it on the staff.
20.？ Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend's new clothes? Beautiful? But I was beaten by my girlfriend. Why? Answer: Full score 100.
Brainstorming selected articles
1.？ You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing? Answer: I was born crying.
2.？ There is an activity that can accurately tell you that beauty does not fall from the sky, but is said in various ways. What kind of activity is this? Answer: beauty pageant
3.？ How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? Answer: Very simple. Garton
4.？ Under what circumstances, someone pushes in front of the car and then pulls, but the car will still move forward? Answer: When going downhill.
5.？ There are three children guessing boxing, one for scissors, one for stone and one for cloth. How many fingers do these three people have? Answer: sixty
6.？ I often take my dog for a morning run, which makes me and him sweat. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating?
7.？ Jingjing broke the high jump record at one fell swoop. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the telephone pole.
8.？ You can't see anything by holding your nose. Answer: Your own nose, of course.
9.？ What can lie on a pillow every day and work for a lifetime? Answer: Railway.
10.？ One thing can hold 50 kilograms of oak, but it can't hold 50 kilograms of sand. Do you know what this is? Answer: water.
1 1.？ The bookworm bought a book and his mother found it in the washbasin the next day. Why? Answer: He thinks that book is too boring.
12.？ Xiao Pang fell asleep in the taxi coming home from the library. Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat had disappeared, but the car was still moving forward. Why? Answer: The car broke down and the driver pushed the car behind.
13.？ There are six oranges in the plastic bag. How can I divide them equally among the three children, but there are still two oranges in the plastic bag? Answer: Of course, a person has two oranges, but one is given to him in a plastic bag.
14.？ Aunt Wang has three sons, each of whom has a sister and a younger sister. How many children does Aunt Wang have? Answer: Five.
15.？ Thief? Empty-handed Steal all the gold, silver and jewelry of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who had neither anti-theft equipment nor security personnel patronize? Answer: His own home.
16.？ There is a guy with a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body. He has an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement.
17.？ Dad asked Xiaoming to recite The Analects of Confucius, and he recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: No, because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.
18.？ Old Gu's family was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed him to solve the case, Old Gu sent a telegram of condolences and asked to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.
19.？ The monitor told the rookie that when the safety of the Grenade was pulled off, he counted for five seconds before throwing it out The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.
20.？ What tiger scares people but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko
Brainstorming and concise articles
1.？ What should I do if I don't want my mother to do the dishes on Mother's Day? Answer: Tell her, "Mom, leave it till tomorrow."
2.？ When a vole digs a hole, it doesn't leave mud around the hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug the exit first.
3.？ Ah Zhong has been married for several years and hasn't had any children yet. Why? Answer: He gave birth to twins.
4.？ A lawyer, who has her own divorce, stands in the wife's position and acts as her defense lawyer for free to help her ask her husband for more alimony. In the end, the lawyer lost nothing. Why? Answer: Because this lawyer is a wife.
5.？ The teacher wrote an article entitled? What if I am the chairman? All the students are absorbed in writing. Why doesn't Xiao Qiang do it? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.
6.？ Xiaoli only has 500 yuan on her, but after work, she and her colleagues went shopping in department stores and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? Answer: He uses a credit card.
7.？ What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use? Answer: movies
8.？ There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in that forest.
9.？ Why does Lao Li like playing mahjong with his wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can we recover part of our wages.
10.？ This is a jar of sugar, but there is a sign that says? Salt? Do you know what this function is? Answer: cheat ants
Brainstorming hot articles
1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat?
Answer: fool
There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer:
The last child was carrying a washbasin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:
Release? Ice? Subtract two points from a word and it becomes? Water? .
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:
barber
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:
Lao Wang is a barber.
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:
This is? Wrong? word
7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:
Little flower in the mirror
What's the use of egg shells? Answer:
Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.
Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:
yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:
have a dream
1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:
sleep
12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:
clay figurine
13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:
Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.
14 what car is stuck? Answer:
windmill
15 which month has 28 days? Answer:
There are 28 days in every month.
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:
Not as comfortable as bed.
17 What can't I drink? Answer:
tincture of iodine
18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:
Got a zero in the exam "0"
19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:
doze off
It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:
On the track
2 1 When does the clock not run? Answer:
The clock won't go.
You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:
posthumous papers
What is the narrowest road? Answer:
Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).
What can't I eat? Answer:
? Things? direction
A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:
The plane stopped on the ground.
What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:
plastic flower
What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:
laser record
Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:
blind person
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:
Xiaoming is a teacher.
Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:
Of course the hammer won't break.
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