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Weibo, who shares a lot, tells jokes.
Instead of looking for similarities, learn to respect differences. I have arranged a lot of jokes about Weibo for you. I hope you will like them.

Weibo, who shares a lot, tells jokes.

First, most people, most of the time, can only rely on themselves. I don't have any background, I haven't seen any noble people, and I haven't been to any good schools. None of this matters. The key is which road you are determined to take, what kind of person you want to be, and how to deal with your laziness. Go ahead, believe in your dreams and stick to them. Only in this way can you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity you want.

Second, it's good to know one thing, but I'm afraid I don't even know myself.

Third, life is for career, not for care; Feelings are used to maintain, not to test; Love is for love, not for injury; Money is for enjoyment, not for worship; Lies are used to puncture, not to whitewash; Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge. Maybe you can list more.

Fourth, the best things in the world are invisible and intangible, and can only be felt with your heart.

Five, a lot of times, I clearly don't think so in my heart, but I can't help saying the opposite. Are we too obsessed with the so-called self-esteem, or are we all used to duplicity?

Sixth, many times we need to communicate well with people, so when communicating, we should learn: face problems directly, not avoid contradictions; Solve problems, not prove each other's mistakes; Put yourself in others' shoes instead of sticking to your own opinions. In essence, communication is not to say, but to change actions. Real communicators pay attention to the effect of communication. In communication, what matters is not what you said, but what the other person understood, so the other person's feedback is very important.

Seven, not looking for similarities, but learning to respect differences.

Eight, the sense of security is the stability of the dust settled, and it is the belief of never giving up.

9. Ignorant is not free because he opposes a strange world. -Hegel

Ten, life needs not only length, but also width. If people live in pain, the longer they live, the more pain they have; If people live happily, even if life is short, it is also a kind of glory.

Eleven, a person's understanding, just equal to the depth of his suffering. -Lin Yutang

Twelve, love can be very simple, that is, I really want to be with you, and you think the same as me. Love can be complicated, even then, but we just can't be together.

Thirteen, people will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.

Fourteen, sometimes you can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes it is a bit too persistent.

Fifteen, in life, every day there are many things worthy of our gratitude, and there are also many people worthy of our gratitude, because they have taught us something invisibly. Every day of life is a precious gift to us.

Sixteen, because some doors are closed, you have to find another way; Because some people have left you, you have to meet new people; Because you are constantly denied and rejected, you begin the road of self-affirmation and acceptance. One day you will find that it is because some doors are closed that you find the way that really suits you; It is because someone left that you met someone who can really give you happiness; It is because I was denied that I found my true self!

Seventeen, the coup of steaming steamed bread: 1. When making steamed bread, if a small piece of lard is rubbed into the dough, the steamed bread is not only white, soft, but also delicious; 2. Adding a little orange peel when steaming steamed bread can increase the fragrance of steamed bread; 3. Too much alkali is used to steam steamed bread. For example, add 2 ~ 3 tablespoons vinegar to the original steamer water and steam for 10 ~ 15 minutes.

Eighteen, we are never the first to age, but the desperate enterprising spirit.

Nineteen, feelings do not need promises, agreements and conditions. It only needs two people: one who can trust and one who is willing to understand.

Twenty, bring some loneliness into the social crowd and learn to maintain a certain loneliness in the crowd. In this way, he will learn not to tell others his thoughts anytime and anywhere at once; In addition, don't take conversations with others too seriously. He can't expect too much from people. Whether morally or ideologically. -Schopenhauer's vulgarity or loneliness.

As long as you are willing to go, you have already gone that way.

First, always be alert to yourself and keep that unchanging heart. You can be confused, but don't fall. I remember when I was in senior three, and I remember the feeling of senior three. Getting up every morning, thinking about the university I want to go to most is like beating chicken blood. You are not afraid of the college entrance examination. What are you afraid of? You have been admitted to the university. Do you have the heart to waste four years in college? Actually, I think three years, four years, are fleeting. When you want to give up, think about why you have persisted until now. When you are falling, think about how much you paid in senior three.

Second, who said that teenagers don't know the taste of sorrow? I think teenagers know the taste of sadness best, but it is always light and pure, just like mineral water, which has no taste but contains many minerals. Just like those youthful feelings. Teenagers are like flowers, and teenagers are poetic. Eighteen-year-old people have learned that the world is cold or warm, but the sun is silent. No one wants to uncover that veil and let it be covered, beautiful and full.

Third, once a person is in love, he will become extremely fragile: there is no love at all and he wants to love or not, that's all. Love that hurts the least is not the best love. When we love, we must take the risk of injury and loss.

Four, a few years later, who else, remember, this is unforgettable. Just, let everything be forgotten. I am afraid, in the waiting, how many heartbreaks have been lost, and finally, whether there is only acacia and bitterness left. It's not my fault that you gave up; Or you can give up and go to another wonderful story. But how prosperous it is, it can't compete with fate in the end.

Five, the vast sea of people, we are all wandering alone in the world of mortals, suddenly one day, a casual look back, I caught a glimpse of you, you saw me, at that moment, I knew: my true god came! As a result, we will have one or two trips, and then we will bloom like lotus flowers.

6. Looking back suddenly, I found that I was getting farther and farther away from my previous life. How can I adapt without your company? No matter how beautiful the scenery is, how can I be happy without the right people around me? If you have the right people around you, there are scenery everywhere. It's true. If time goes by, I must accompany you. I don't want to bear the distance from Qianshan. I want to see it, but I can't.

It may be easy to be a beautiful person, but it is difficult to have a beautiful life. What kind of life is wonderful? Have a dream and walk on the road to realization; Having a lover can be together for a long time, not afraid of people's words, enjoying happiness and suffering. Beauty is not glitz, but calmness before setbacks and failures, and silence under glory. The storm of life will teach you that peace of mind is the real beauty.

Eight, people can afford to buy and let go. Most people live the same life. When life comes to an end, they should return to simplicity and simplicity, and make life taste as simple as a cup of boiled water and a bowl of porridge. In order to taste the true meaning of life, you will come unexpectedly

Looking back suddenly, seventeen years have passed, and we are no longer attached to what we lost and full of hope for the future. The impassioned oath echoed in my ears for a long time, and the passion when taking the oath filled our chest for a long time. Eighteen years old, the ring of youth; Citizen, a sacred and solemn name. This sacred and solemn name, in this vision of the future, in the expectations of parents and teachers, in the responsibility of rejuvenating the motherland, we set sail.

Ten, some things will happen whether we like it or not, and some people will face it whether we like it or not. Everything and people we meet in life are not based on our will. Like it or not, what should come will come, and there is no choice but to escape. What we can do is to accept, do our own thing silently, and infect life with kindness. And cherish!

11. Whose lifelong infatuation is the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River? On the moonlit night of the 24th Bridge, whose blue shadow clears the flute and makes dust? Who propped up the broken bridge umbrella beside the West Lake? In the green sound of the rain falling on the bamboo forest, who is lonely and blue? Whose tender poem fragrance is the lotus fragrance of Shili Lotus Pond?

12. Missing is tender like water and like a wisp of floating fog in the morning. Missing is my confusion when I wake up from my dream, like a cloud flowing under the blue sky. Miss, like mellow wine, the older it gets, the stronger the aftertaste.

Thirteen, I really want to have a companion when I am lonely/I have a companion when I am busy/I have someone to have breakfast with/you see, her love is so backward. The love she wants is simple, not romantic, just a touch of porridge and rice, but ah, it is so simple, but she can't expect it.

Fourteen, people can only live once, don't live too tired: you should live comfortably and smartly. If the pace of work is too fast, the mental stress is too great, the life is too irregular and the time is not long, the mental and physical strength will collapse. If you want to live comfortably, happily and smartly, you must learn to be contented. Only by sharing can happiness be doubled. A good life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.

15, I let you bear, you let me suffer, now, I have been in no way back. I don't want to get drunk. Yes, I was wrong. Your stubbornness breaks my heart! I want to wither slowly for you.

Forgiveness does not mean forgetting, nor does it mean forgiving, but letting yourself live. Loneliness is not whether you have friends, but whether you live in your heart.

17. Cultivate a normal mind and smile at the world. Life is a journey, no one is proud of everything, everywhere scenery, indifferent optimism. Learn to cherish every day in order to have a regretless tomorrow. In the process of life, keep a normal attitude, be indifferent and simple, and you will be happy.

Eighteen, if you love me, I would like to break the angel's feather halberd, just for meeting you in this world; If you love me, I would like to be an ancient Buddha in the afterlife, but I hope this life will never be separated.

Nineteen, more people can't know that they have happiness. I often don't grasp it well when I am happy, and let happiness leave me prematurely. Some people even base their happiness on the pain of others, and that kind of happiness will not last long. Happiness will also make people ignore the future crisis and how many people will die in happiness. Happiness makes people happy and helpless, and makes people happy and worried. A blessing in disguise may be the best attitude and way to treat happiness, so that we may have more happy hearts and longer happy time.

Twenty, eternal beauty is in our memory; Eternal happiness is in our hands; Eternal vows are in our hearts. Eternal hand in hand is today!

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First, life is too short to regret. Life is an attitude, and peace of mind is naturally broad. Different you and me, different mentality, different life. Don't stay in the unhappy past and miss the bright future that should belong to you.

Second, life is about quality, not material things. There is no injustice in the world, only an unjust heart. Don't complain, don't hate, don't care about everything, and the past is like smoke. Cherish the existing life, right by your side. Fate meets a smile, and then ignores the ancients; Smiling is the first medicine to nourish the soul, and frowning is the first steel knife to commit suicide. When greed crosses the sea and there is no enough, who will laugh at it?

Third, sometimes, our hearts are full of unhappiness. Sometimes, in order not to let others see our vulnerability, we pretend to be strong. Have fun, in order not to let people see the wound; Play easy, in order not to make people feel sad; Having fun is to prevent others from seeing scars; Pretending to be mature is to prevent others from seeing ignorance; Having fun is to prevent people from seeing loneliness.

Fourth, life is a process of forgetting. Life is a blooming tree, quiet or warm, lonely or bright. The days are getting thicker and thicker in the rings of years, and those innocent, dancing or meditating souls are in the midst of complexity.

Isn't the characteristic of youth optimistic and sunny, thinking aimlessly all day, fearless and full of hope for the future? Even if you have some worries and anxieties, you should use young courage to balance and dilute them. The future is ours, just do it!

6. Don't haggle too much. You have suffered, been happy, cried and laughed. This is the real charm of life. Various experiences in life are like different landscapes, which will bring various feelings to life. No matter which one is missing, it is a pity. Laugh when you cry, and laugh sweeter; Pain is good. People live by experience, and happiness is always on the road.

7. Desire is a gesture, and giving up is a loss. If youth is warm, then its greatest significance is wrong: youth is beautiful and worth remembering for a lifetime; If youth is cruel, it is not too late.

Eight, life is to learn from mistakes. What you need is what you need. There is no right or wrong in life, no good or bad, just a choice. We always realize afterwards that it is difficult to understand life, and it is even more difficult to know life. Many people are always tired. In fact, there are so many disappointments in this world, but your mind is too heavy and you think too much.

Nine, the happiness of the past laughed at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving. Once was once, the past is the past, be yourself. It is impossible for us to love only one person in our life, but there is often one person who makes you laugh the sweetest and miss one person the most. Memories often open sweet and sour in the dead of night, and it becomes the most beautiful scenery, and the old beauty cannot be destroyed in metabolism.

Only by understanding the importance of life can we underestimate the lightness of time. Life will not give you any promises, especially success. It will only give you the process of struggle, pain and suffering. So give yourself a dream and move in that direction. Life is meaningless without dreams.

Eleven, everyone in the vast sea of people, learn to think about life. Life is not long, so we should do three things well: don't deceive ourselves, don't deceive others, and don't be bullied by others. If you can't get it, don't pretend as if nothing has happened, cry loudly, learn from your mistakes after injury, and then move on. There is always scenery ahead.

Twelve, the important thing in life is experience. Bitter or happy, let bygones be bygones. Recalling the past will only increase sadness. When you hide your face and sigh, time passes and happiness slips through your fingers. There is no injustice in the world, only an unjust heart. Don't complain, don't hate, don't care about everything, and the past is like smoke. Experienced, finished, forget it! Cherish the existing life, happiness is around you.

Thirteen, with gratitude, happiness is always there. Dare to take responsibility and dare to fail. Failure itself is not terrible. What is terrible is to pass the buck after failure, not to find reasons from ourselves. Also, learning is endless. We should update our knowledge, concepts and life skills and know how to arm ourselves with knowledge.

Fourteen, everyone just came to this world, are pure and kind. Many times, life chose you, not you. Despite this reluctance, you still have to face it. This is life.

15. Step by step, each step has its own footprint, each step has its own memories, and you have been working hard. Don't care too much about the result now, because the road ahead is still far away, you are just a passer-by, you will always pass by, you won't stay, you will always go on. The most terrible and sad thing in life is not to lose your ideal, but to watch it turn into a joke.

Sixteen, a simple life is a happy life. People should know that contentment is always happy. Nothing can't be let go. All the sadness, pain and things that can't be let go are just a transition in life. If you skip it, you can become more exciting.

Seventeen, people live between gains and losses, gains are also losses, and losses are also gains. The more afraid, the more worried, the more afraid of stepping, the more bad luck will be; The more optimistic, positive and brave you are, the more good luck you will have. So, when you sigh your bad luck, you might as well find the reason from yourself. Remember: the harder you work, the better your luck will be.

Eighteen, sometimes our true life portrayal is: some things, we always can't understand; Some people, we always can't guess; There are some ways that we can never understand; For some reasons, we always can't figure it out; Some hurdles, we always can't get through; Some injuries, we can never heal; There are some places where we can't always go.

19. Only by understanding the importance of life can we underestimate the lightness of time. One thing must not be fooled, and that is sincerity; There is one thing that must not be betrayed, and that is true feelings; One thing must not be lost, and that is virtue; There is one thing that can never be deceived, and that is the mind; There is one thing you must never play with, and that is life!