The funny copy of killing mosquitoes is sent to the circle of friends-1. I got up in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes and woke myself up.
2. Mosquito, I think you are a big tree.
I played games for eight hours, during which I was bitten by mosquitoes and didn't scratch. I touched you?
Mosquitoes were killed and no one complained.
Why do so many people only bite me?
6. It's okay to be bitten by a mosquito. My eyes are swollen anyway.
7. Familiarize yourself with the "Three Character Classics" and outsmart the "vampires".
8. Mosquito, I warn you, don't touch my handsome face!
9. I really only stayed in bed for less than ten minutes, and I was bitten by mosquitoes for six bags. What should I do?
10. The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and mosquitoes are arrogant.
1 1. Mosquitoes just peed on my ass!
12. The dead mosquito bit my face again. Is this your first day out? Don't know the rules of biting people but not biting their faces?
13. Fight against the sky, the ground and mosquitoes.
14. 10 minute was bitten by mosquitoes, and three mosquitoes died. I'm speechless. At this moment, I suddenly felt crushed by life.
15. Have a quiet and mosquito-free summer.
16. Beautiful summer, annoying mosquitoes.
17. I haven't been bitten by mosquitoes all summer. I am bitten by mosquitoes every day, damn mosquitoes.
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I woke up in the morning and found a mosquito in the mosquito net. I hit it and found that it didn't bite me. It seems that it knows that people are not allowed to bite in mosquito nets.
20. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !
2 1. I put on a beautiful makeup today, and suddenly I was bitten by a mosquito, and then I snapped, hehe, my makeup was spent.
22. I wonder if I get bitten by mosquitoes every night.
23. Xiao Hua sang "Mosquito Song" again. Singing and singing, only to hear a "shut up", a bat flew over. This time, the little mosquito was nervous. You know, none of the mosquitoes that fall on bats can save their lives. But just as the bat flew near, a bamboo pole hit him, and he only heard, "Yeah! I am in front of you! I won! " A little boy was dancing there, and the little mosquito thanked him hard.
24. bitten by mosquitoes, I can't sleep. I turned on the light, sat on the bed, watched my father and son sleeping, and thought: If I hadn't fed blood to mosquitoes, you must be like me.
25. My eyelids were bitten by mosquitoes! Then I woke up and said I couldn't open my eyes, but I didn't have time to take pictures.
26. Don't move when the mosquito bites you, hold your breath and suffocate.
27. Don't think applause is encouragement, and so are mosquitoes!
28. Several packages were bitten by mosquitoes. I locked it in a mosquito net. Damn it, I'll kill it at noon Only one of us can live.
29. Give you all the red envelopes. Do not bite me.
30. Why do you smoke so many cigarettes every day instead of smoking mosquitoes?
3 1. I'm like a lonely psychopath. Every little thing seems to be shared with others, such as losing a few pounds, being bitten by mosquitoes, or having a dream last night, perhaps because I don't have any friends.
32. Raising a son is like raising mosquitoes. Stop fighting, he will bother you.
33. I forgot to close the window before going to bed and was awakened by mosquitoes. The mosquitoes I photographed were all very big. How much blood did this suck on me?
I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
35. Just bitten by a mosquito, the result is more and more like poisoning, poisonous mosquitoes,
36. I was awakened twice by mosquitoes in one night, and then I was awakened by nightmares, but it was okay. Every time I wake up from a nightmare, I want to sigh that it is a dream. It's good to be alive.
37. I heard a buzzing sound about ten minutes after I closed my eyes. One moment on the left, one moment on the right. I can't sleep.
38. I was scared to death early in the morning. I woke everyone up and said that my sister's eyes were bitten by mosquitoes.
39. I am a tall man who is 1.6 meters tall. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.
40. Alas, alas, mosquitoes came to us with lanterns.
4 1. How I wish it would take another breath and suck back the bag he just made.
42. There are mosquitoes in the world, and waiting for the night will make people sick. Looking at mosquitoes in the sky, they will kill each other during the day.
43. I was covered with a quilt yesterday, and I was bitten by mosquitoes for eight small pimples! I am disfigured. I am no longer a beautiful woman. It hurts.
44. Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!
45. risk your life to approach me every day.
46. While singing "Mosquito Song", the little mosquito flew proudly to the field. Suddenly, a long tongue stuck out, and it could only blame itself for being too proud. After a while, a voice appeared in the field: "Wow! Dad, what a big frog! Grab it! ..... "After that, countless creepy voices sounded in the field:" I am a small mosquito, I am in a dirty and raw place, and blood is my favorite. In the near future, our race will become the master of the world ... ".
47. Being bitten by mosquitoes makes me feel crazy. Why are there mosquitoes in the world? Very annoying.
48. When a mosquito bites you, do you still have the heart to beat it to death? It has your blood in it.
49. I slept all day yesterday, and now I'm miserable. I am not sleepy at all. I still want to be bitten by mosquitoes, but I can't.
50. I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer.
5 1. Good morning, mosquitoes! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!
52. After using mg for three days, mosquito bites became more and more pleasant. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet ...
53. I was bitten by mosquitoes for ten minutes today, at least five bags.
54. My feet were swollen by mosquito bites. I just want to go home. Friday afternoon is so long.
Be admitted to the doctor's low-key circle of friends and write 60 sentences.
Admitted to the doctor's low-key circle of friends (Article 1) 1. That's right. Heaven rewards diligence! The notice will definitely fly to you!
2. Not all doctors have got the admission notice, so have I!
Hundreds of chat records are not as good as two identical admission notices.
Learn to be a man and make contributions to the country and the people.
Although I know this is not the material for being a doctor, I passed the exam!
6. Strive for a better tomorrow.
7. I don't want to see others drying the doctor's admission notice. I will install it myself this year.
8. If you are happy, please remember that your happiness is bought with your hard work, extraordinary wisdom and the support of your parents. So, if you want to continue to be happy and be happy forever, don't forget to fight again when you are happy!
9. Many people in the circle of friends have received the admission notice of their doctors. They are all cruel people. Do great things in silence.
10. Many years later, we called this summer "that summer", but that summer, we had a beautiful smile.
1 1. "Worry about the world first, and enjoy the world later", and be a man of insight.
12. I glanced at the doctor's notice and my hands trembled. This photo is so ugly. Are you sure it's me?
13. Wow, the doctor's notice has come. New life, new friends, new environment. I'm coming.
14. After three years, I sang and laughed like this, so I got to know each other and got together. I didn't even have time to say goodbye, and I will soon go our separate ways.
15. finally, I want to say that it is not easy to get a doctorate, and it is even harder to study for a doctorate. Since you have chosen to take a PhD examination and study for a PhD, you must share joys and sorrows. Don't forget your initiative. If I try my best, I won't regret it. ?
16. His heart has been racing since he got the admission notice.
17. Just ask who else!
18. Let the breeze blow your hot heart, let your relatives care about your wandering steps, let love nourish your romantic feelings, let the god of wealth bless you with good luck, let Fuxing shine your happy life, and let friends bless you with happiness in the new semester. Study hard.
19. The meaning of life lies not in beautiful words or empty pursuit, but in actually seeking your own survival and helping others to survive.
20. No matter how big the pressure is, you can only move forward this year. No matter how helpless you are, you can only fight this time.
Admitted to the doctoral low-key circle of friends (2) 2 1. In order to maintain the identity of a pure female college student, I decided to continue studying for three years.
22. The people have faith, the nation has hope, the country has strength, and Laozi has a school.
23. Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.
24. It is said that only two days of reading a PhD are happy: the day when you know you can read a PhD and the day when you know you can stop reading a PhD. Then I only have one day left to be happy.
25. Shushan is tall and tenacious, and has its own road to heaven. Learn the sea, diligence can make up for it, and you can find the treasure door.
26. Graduation is like a big period. From then on, we bid farewell to a period of pure youth, a period of frivolous years and an era full of fantasy.
27. I am glad that you were admitted to the doctoral program, and I sincerely wish you to work hard in your future study and repay your parents and society with excellent results!
28. I'm not excited ... what a common package, what a rough doctor's notice. ...
29. I have a bright future without stopping. I am in xx University.
We all have a bright future.
3 1. I am still very moved to regard it as a dream. Wake up and find yourself going to college!
32. Waiting for the stars, waiting for the moon, finally waiting for you.
33. Research achievements and scientific research capabilities. ?
34. How many tears and sweat have dried up for a doctor's dream, for a bright tomorrow, for a long and dark July, and for an extraordinary future, I am willing to precipitate all kinds of experiences. The doctor is coming soon, and I am slightly happy. I send you a blessing. I hope our university will be brilliant together.
35. Send away the sunset glow and welcome the sunrise! Long March athletes are strong-willed, and tracking into the sea is their wish!
36. Ten years of cold window, a hundred days of wind and rain, traveled all over Shushan, sailed to Jyukai, honed and honed, the iron pestle became a needle, the waves washed away, and the sand was gold. I hope to be the first in the college entrance examination.
37. Since God has given talents, let them be used! . A gentleman is poor, who wants to meet today without paying for drinks?
38. I can only imagine the former college students. I can't wait to feel the real college life when I see the admission notice!
39. I glanced at the notice and my hands trembled. This photo is so ugly. Are you sure it's me?
40. Finally! I will work harder in the future.
Admitted to the doctoral low-key circle of friends (Article 3) 4 1. In a hero city, you don't have to be a hero, but you must try to be a hero.
No matter how unhappy you are now, you must believe that tomorrow will be better than today. Keio Dongye
43. Come on, come on, it's finally here!
44. I have fantasized about how excited I should be at that moment countless times in my life.
45. A wisp of lavender miss is like the evening cloud, gently floating in my mind. May it float to a foreign country to welcome you, my son in the distance-my best friend.
46. I was always worried that this notice would be lost or broken on the way before I came, and I couldn't send it, and the address was written wrong. Finally received, the in the mind also steadfast. Hahaha! Yo, yo, stop.
47. Your ideal university has sent you an admission notice. Sincere congratulations! Finally achieved your goal. In the next few days, let yourself be completely happy and relaxed!
48. All my thoughts will turn into an autumn fairy tale, and all my feelings will be engraved by time. Friend, remember to meet you in this new classroom. Now you have to step into another classroom. May you have more friends!
49. I wish my son success in the exam and a bright future!
50. In Xinghua, there was Ling, who served the country with a childlike heart.
5 1. In the flower season, you and I * * * painted colorful dreams together: in youth, you raised the sail of happiness with me: in warm years, you walked with me and walked happily. Dear friends, although we are about to part, the beauty of being together will never disappear. May all our friends have a bright future.
52. Doctor walks, referred to as Qi Bo.
53. Entering a university requires many aspects of study. There are many new things in and out of class, how to use self-control. There is no limit to learning, keep fighting and live a happy life. I wish university life a happy and fulfilling life.
54. Congratulations on being admitted to the doctor's degree! Rich knowledge awaits you, a bright future awaits you, beautiful love awaits you, interesting activities await you, and free choice awaits you! I hope you will leave good memories for yourself in college!
55. It is better to admit a cloudy day, a sunny day and a rainy day.
56. After three years, I was so happy, so I met and got together. There's no time to say goodbye, and we're going our separate ways.
57. Studying hard at a cold window has finally achieved fruitful results. First, I squatted down to hug myself and said to myself, you are really working hard. My doctoral career is about to begin, and I am so excited that I want to fly.
58. Today, I received this thing from the doorman! ! ! I'm going crazy with joy. My efforts in the past few years have not been in vain. I believe that my university doctoral life will be more meaningful, and I will refuel.
59. Only by being diligent, hands-on and brainy can you become a learned person.
60. If the holiday is for relaxation and adjustment, then the real thing in the new semester is hard work and struggle. Dear colleagues, I wish you "new" clothes and "heart"!
There was a power outage in summer, and I made an interesting talk about the collection of friends.
I like to eat hot pot in hot weather and ice cream in cold weather, and I don't know what to pursue. On the contrary, it feels great.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.
3. Blackout in the middle of the night, discredit and enjoy the cool, and give yourself a cool song.
4. What is the experience of power failure in summer? I can't find any other adjectives except heat.
This is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.
6. Give yourself the first coolness, for the power outage in the middle of the night, and for your own little expectation. Face it, my friend.
7. Power failure is a part of summer. It seems that no matter what, there is no escape. Yes, the power went out again.
8. How can you live without electricity and air conditioning in summer?
9. When chatting with my girlfriend on the computer, I am most afraid of sudden power failure.
10. When it thunders, there is a power outage, and the mobile phone has no power and no network. Stop thundering!
1 1. This year is a special year. Because of the power failure at home, I went to the city to have New Year's Eve dinner.
12. Power failure. It's too hot for me.
13. Wow! The power went out at night! Summer night, how to spend this long night without air conditioning.
14. When I got home in summer, no one turned off the power and sat in bed to take a sauna.
15. There is a power failure at home. I use my laptop to charge my mobile phone, and I use my mobile phone to turn on wifi to surf the Internet. They help each other, love each other, respect each other and never give up.
16. How to cool down when there is a sudden power outage in summer? Teach you a good way: lie quietly in bed, don't think about anything, cover the quilt, sweat all over, and suddenly uncover the quilt. When sweat evaporates, it will naturally take away body heat. It feels so cool!
17. A person was at home, and suddenly the power went out, but in the face of darkness, there was no wave in my heart. I used to panic. It seems that people really grow up silently.
18. There was a power outage in the company canteen today. It's the first time to eat salad downstairs, and I'm very full. There is another choice for lunch in the future.
19. Power failure in summer is really torture.
20. The power failure happens to be that one person in the family wants to call you one by one. Will you bother me?
2 1. The hotel suddenly lost power in the middle of the night, and I'm still waiting for my roommate to come back from midnight to open the door for her. Now my eyelids are fighting ... I really feel more comfortable lying at home.
22. The power went out and it was hot at home, just to go out and have a look at the moon.
23. Suddenly there is no electricity, looking at the declining mobile phone, staring at the dark environment at home, and missing the TV series that I haven't finished watching. ...
Power failure in summer is one of the top ten tortures. . . . When do you call? . . When will you come? . . Electricity. . . Ah. . . .
25. I didn't know the calories of fat until there was no electricity in summer. It's murder to encounter a power outage in summer. The desire to survive let me out.
26. The highest temperature today has reached 34 degrees, and the temperature will continue to rise and even reach 37 degrees in the next few days! Roasting geese, what's even more disturbing is that when the weather is hot, there will be power outages.
27. Power failure in summer is fatal. How can you live without air conditioning? Besides, it is dark outside.
28. The school has no way out! Go! Midnight! This weather! The power is out! No fans! How did you sleep here?
29. The most painful thing in summer is not the power failure at night, but the power failure in your village house at night and the lights outside are still on.
30. A day that was hot enough to explode ended with a cold shower. It was really hard to have a power outage.
3 1. The internet speed slowed down after the power failure at home last night! Obviously it is a 4G network, but it is slower than 2G, and nothing can be loaded. Impatience!
32. The days of power failure are so sad. Power failure in summer is almost half dead. I just want to catch up on my sleep. I'm hungry, sleepy and hot.
33. The power outage today really bothers me, okay? I can take refuge during the day and stop for two hours in the middle of the night. I feel undercooked.
34. I fell in love with the mobile phone, so the panel was jealous. It protested with a power outage.
35. There was a power outage in the company yesterday and at home today. Nobody really gets hot. I really can't stand it.
36. Power and water are cut off in summer ... It's very hot everywhere. I'm afraid I'll sweat when I come I'm afraid I'll run away when the air conditioner comes, and I dare not move.
37. I don't know how to describe the night when the power went out.
38. Power failure in summer is really fatal.
39. The power is out. I don't know why I scolded Xi 'an Power Supply Bureau. There was a power outage this summer. Stop this area, stop another area.
40. I have been abandoned by the air conditioner for one day. There is no electricity at home all day. What's good about summer? Mosquitoes still love to bite me
4 1. There was a power outage for two days, and the rainstorm roared outside, and the training suddenly went up and down. Obviously, I was very sleepy, but I read a novel in the middle of the night to solve it. I can only say that I am helpless.
42. In summer, when there is a power outage, you can only make a living by a cute little electric fan.
43. Without measures to cut off water and electricity, the world will almost end. What happened this summer?
44. The power went out again. I'm not unhappy at all. Oh, okay.
45. This summer, it was another night of power failure. Can people still live?
46. There was a sudden power failure last night, and it was dark. Fortunately, there is a husband on the other end of the phone, and no one is so scared.
Be bitten by mosquitoes at night. Classic talk about copywriting.
A classic story of being bitten by a mosquito in a circle of friends at night-1,a raging mosquito kissed me at night+,looking at the red and protruding "hickey" in the mirror, I could only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by a monkey?
I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.
I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
I found a mosquito on my face in the morning. The first reaction is not to shoot it, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .
5. Not only talented, but also fat waist.
6. There is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars ... and endless mosquitoes that bite people!
7. I slept in the duty room and was bitten to death by mosquitoes.
8. Do you know that after an arrow goes through my heart, I am not afraid of anything?
9. Today, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes and go out for a crazy run. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.
10, mosquitoes are the only ones that won't leave you this season.
1 1, don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid I won't quit one day.
12, I don't know when it will start, and no one will pay attention to it.
13, bitten to death by mosquitoes, and his eyes were bitten like an egg. I hate mosquitoes. I get beaten every time I see one.
14, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~
15, the mouth was kissed by mosquitoes and the Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.
16, it's not enough to be a mosquito and a cucumber in autumn. But when you become a mosquito's staple food and it bites you, it doesn't mean it hates you, but it likes you very much. Being liked by mosquitoes is never a good thing.
17, time flies, I'm in beginning of autumn, and I feel a little cold. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.
18, drunk as mud, mosquito bites you without pain, you will be drunk to death.
19, just sitting here in gay friends, bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feelings of female tickets during their physiological period? _?
20. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.
I was bitten by mosquitoes at night and made friends. Classic talk about copywriting 2 2 1, mosquitoes are poisonous, and bitten bags are all pieces! And the number is still large, and they fight in droves.
22. I told myself, if you can't think of it, don't. If I can't get it, I don't want it.
Not only does it itch after being bitten, but it also hurts.
24. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!
25. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes, and I advised them to stick to both rain and dew, but the mosquitoes wouldn't listen, so they spoiled me ... so they spoiled me. Right? Last night … I stared at a big bag and didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.
26. Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!
27. This is the trophy of "washing powder+soapy water" harvested in the past two months-mosquito, who hasn't been bitten at home this summer!
28. hey Don't be sentimental. Maybe he does this to everyone.
29. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.
30. The mosquito bags on your body can be … turned into … a magic circle.
3 1, I don't expect anything, I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.
32. After using three milliliters of jark, the mosquito bites are getting better and better. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet ...
33. Growing up, I never used an eraser completely. I either cut it when I'm bored, stick it with a pen, or lose it.
34. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result. No matter how good the chain is, it can't tie a running dog.
35. There are many friends to know, but few friends who can be old and good for life.
36. I have experienced some things and met some people.
37. I was bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.
38. I didn't see anyone selling galangal in Shenzhen! ! Mom sent two pounds at once, and as a result,
39. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.
40. I'm on duty, killing flies and mosquitoes every day.
A classic story of being bitten by mosquitoes in a circle of friends at night. Copy 3 4 1, my thigh was bitten by a mosquito with a heart shape!
42. I just went to the swing a few times last night and got stung by three bags, and then my face itched, you know.
43. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.
44. Youth blindness? Worship, you and I are worthless? Careless.
45. I admit that I am afraid of loneliness, too. I also want someone to care and someone to hurt.
46. Several exams ruined our years of getting along. It's not that we are too weak, but that the exam is too strong to be destroyed!
Don't talk to me about human heart.
48. I used to chat every day, but now I don't seem to know him at all.
49, there is always a person thinking about thinking, laughing and crying.
50. Who can understand the poor child who wants to see Titanic without company?
5 1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !
52. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about cruelly catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.
53. Mosquitoes or something. When I take a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables!
54. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?
55. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.
I love mosquitoes, hehe. Give me a plate one day!
57. My wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bags on my forehead. I don't know if it is a mosquito bag or a zit. " Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? It must be acne. " "It's not black, it's me." "That must be a mosquito bag!"
58. My dad 1 hour killed 26 mosquitoes (living room only), seeking to surpass!
59. Be sure to order electric mosquito coils next time. You fucking mosquito.
60. If you apply a layer of crane crest red on your body, mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.