Tell a boy a rustic love story.
What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.
Boil the stars into syrup, dip them in your good night, and then eat them big.
You like everything in the world, but you don't know that I only like you.
I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.
Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.
? What do you bake first when you barbecue! ? Barbecue first. ? I will consider you first. ?
? What do you think about every day? ? Miss you. ?
? I found someone secretly loves you. ? who is it? ? Me. ?
Do you have to talk to me today? About what? Fall in love.
Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.
I think you look like one of my relatives. Who is it? My mother's son-in-law
Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.
? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. ? What is this? ? I like you better. ?
? I don't think you are suitable for dating. ? Why? ? Suitable for marriage. ?
? Excuse me, class. How did you do this problem? ? Sorry, I can't. ? Oh, you won't. Then let me tell you something. ?
? I am in good health, carrying the wind and rain. ? I just can't help thinking about you. ?
? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. ? Move to where? ? Walk into your heart. ?
? I think you gave me a cold. ? Why? ? Because I have no resistance to you. ?
I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Look at the phone when it's black.
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.
My brain is a mess. What happened? There is an impulse to love you.
Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.
Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.
You know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
? I know three people who like you. ? Who is it? ? Me, me, me.
I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.
May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
Your circle of friends is called donuts.
? Do you know the difference between you and the stars? ? What is the difference? ? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. ?
Where is the airport nearby? My heart is pounding at the sight of you.
Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
I travel around the world every day, because you are my world by your side.
When will you pay the rent? You have lived in my heart for a long time.
Do you know when I am happiest? The day I met you.
Everything is fine here except you.
My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet.
Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.
After all, my criteria for choosing a spouse is only one word, you.
Will you like me? No? Then I will teach you. ?
Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?
? Classmate, may I know you? ? Why? ? I think your future has something to do with me. ?
I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.
I want to see you, after smoking for a while, in the ordinary day after day.
You may fall from the sky or from the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.
The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
Tell a girl a rustic love story.
I can't say the most beautiful sweet words, I just want to have a home with you.
? I lost sleep last night. ? It means thinking about you all night. ?
When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. I want to be an artist when I grow up. Now, I just want to go to your house.
? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? ? I don't know? You Yankee. ?
? Do you know what day it was yesterday? ? What day? ? It was the day when I loved you. ?
? You wait for me. I must make you look good. ? Ah! What are you waiting for? Come on, show me now. ?
? Do you want a dog? ? What dog? ? The single kind. ?
? I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone? What is the difference? ? When you are alone, you just want to stay where you are. ?
? I've been really busy recently. ? Busy with what? ? Busy liking you. ?
? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? ? All right. ? Do you like me? ?
? Do you know where the ends of the earth are? ? Where is it? I don't know, okay? But I'm willing to take you with me? .
? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. ? Why? ? You are so cute. ?
? I must have eaten too much salt. ? Huh? ? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?
Superman is the Justice League, Iron Man is The Avengers, what alliance are you and me? An oath of eternal love
There is a door in my heart. It's beautiful. What door is it? The best of us.
It's a little dirty over there Can you sweep it? Sweep what? Scan my wechat.
123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.
I find you a little strange today. Why? That's cute.
In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.
All I know is that I am in 26 letters. Why? Because ABCDEFGHI I love you.
My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.
You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? A match made in heaven.
I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.
Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
? Do you know what best represents me? ? What? ? Compass. ? Why? ? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?
? I can't eat sweets recently. ? Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?
? This is Lamian Noodles, that is instant noodles, and you are in my heart. ?
I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are fierce, I will be afraid and jump into your arms.
Wandering around for the first half of my life, making soup for you for the second half.
Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.
Do you know how to eat this beef? Let me feed you.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.
This is a watermelon, that is a cantaloupe, and you are my silly goose.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.
If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.
? Can you laugh? ? Why? ? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. ?
? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?
I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!
The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go. I just want to be with you, cook for you and sleep with you. I want to sleep with my conscience.
You are particularly annoying and pleasing, and you can't get tired of watching it today.
I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
What do you belong to? I belong to x, no, you belong to me.
? I'm a little afraid of you. ? Am I fierce? ? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?
I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
Others' hearts are on the left, and mine is on your side.