What are the question-and-answer modes of cheat people routine? Let's take a look at those trick routines that ask and answer questions. 1. Questions and answers about cheat people routines

1. What are you doing

I'm chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world

She said she was embarrassed

But she never answered me. I have to talk to you.

2. Husband, I'm going to lose weight from today.

What's the matter, baby?

I'm afraid you'll abandon me in the future.

3. I had a dream last night.

What did I dream about?

I dreamed about you. In the morning, my pants got wet.

I had sex dreams again.

I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee.

4. Can my wife sing auspicious three treasures?

Yes,

Let's sing together.

Okay,

You start first.

Dad

Alas

5. It's a dog

6. Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet

We all use paper.

7. I've lost two of my ten knives and a few

eight (dads)

8. Honey, do you like to play with water?

Yes, I do.

Then wash the dishes. Let me bark like a dog for you.

Why are you so good?

Why are you so good?

1. I'll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig.

I'm not a pig.

Second, ask and answer the whole routine questions.

1. My dream is to think in my dream.

I'll find a stick.

3. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

4. Why go when there's no way out? Just take a bus.

5. You fish the people, and the people eat you.

6. Every night, I feel like I'm buried in the ground.

7. Don't push me, or I'll be great out of control. < p No one will ever step on my head again.

9. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I'll still lose grade one.

1. Actually, you have one advantage, and ghosts dare not come to your house at night.

11. Now I'm in a bad mood, and I can do nothing but eat and eat.

12. I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is me. If you bully the poor monk, he will lose face to God.

14. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am devil wears prada when I put on my clothes.

15. Do you understand the feeling that wolves fall in love with sheep? I just want to eat its meat

16. Don't think that you look like a wolf, so I can regard you as a big, big wolf

17. Men quarrel with women, and men are like pistols, and women are like machine guns

18. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art

19. God said there should be light, but I said I was against it. There is darkness in the world

2. Superman's briefs are stable, which is why he flies so high

21. Others think I'm meditating, but in fact I'm trying to see if I should pick up a dime on the ground

22. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring yawned and went to the door to find it, but I couldn't sleep at night and wake up during the day

23. I came quietly, walked quietly and waved my hand. Women conquer the world by conquering men.

26. Seeing from a distance that you are a beautiful woman with myopia, it turns out to be a female diaosi.

27. There is gold under the man's knee, so I cut off the whole leg and didn't even find a piece of copper.

28. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it takes only one bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

29. If a friend can sell it. ... after a long time ... Teacher, please spare me!

31. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me.

32. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. It is often trivial things that make us unhappy in life

33. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love

34. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, and men often use a QQ number filled with all kinds of women

35. The unfairness of this world lies in God saying, "I want light!" So there was the day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring!" " So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" " So he had a woman. I said, "I want to take a shower!" " I cann't believe the water stopped