Time: 2010-1-28 3: 41:48 Author: read 16 124 times.
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No.65438 +0 groom has left.
The nutcracker waltz sounded, and the violin first appeared gracefully, like a group of lively children, jumping into every corner of the wedding in the blink of an eye. The flower arch is covered with balloons, like a grape trellis covered with fruits. Champagne is bubbling in a tall and beautiful goblet!
The piano is loud, and the charming bride Wang is waiting for her beloved groom. She can't wait. At this moment, she was bubbling with happiness, craning her neck and jumping at the window.
Three old classmates, girlfriends and bridesmaids Zhu Wa, Rui Zuimei and Li Mali are helping the bride put on the wedding dress together. This is really a complicated and thrilling process, with layers of yarns, ribbons, delicate lace, winding zippers and trembling beads. ...
They couldn't help it any longer and shouted together, "Wang, stop it, stop it!" Stop jumping! "
Rui Meimei sighed: "It's over, they all escaped like small fleas!" "She wears glasses on the bridge of her nose and is meticulously taking away the scattered lines on the wedding dress one by one with tweezers.
Eva Zhu screamed, "Ah, crazy girl, I just gave Liu Hai eight strands of pigtails, and each strand of hair does not exceed 1200 hairs. You all jump around!"
Mary Li is worried: "Le Qing, you are not so nervous that you want to pee, are you?" I just arranged a layer of *** 16 yarn for you. It's troublesome to lift it. Oh, but I'd better look at the bathroom door and see if I can squeeze you in with your wedding dress. "
Le Qing quickly shook his head: "No, no, I don't have to pee."
Zhu Wa grabbed a handful of hair from her head and stuffed it into her hand. She said, "Little flea, give me a new number. A strand of 1200 hair, no more, no less, and Mary Li, come and count it for me. Time is running out! "
The two girls suddenly became numb with scalp and muttered, "What, do you need it?" ! "
"Is to be accurate, accurate to make the perfect hairstyle, understand? ! "Eva Zhu let out a cry and took the lead in grabbing a handful of hair, and her upper and lower lips began to rotate rapidly.
The cheerful Nutcracker glided happily in their ears. At this time, the steel pipe music sounded and the Nutcracker Prince came to the stage in high spirits.
Li Mary pricked up her ears: "Listen, your frog prince is coming soon."
"Not the frog prince!" Le Qing's bride corrected: "Is it an Arab prince or sweet!"
Her groom, with curly hair, dark skin, white teeth and a bright smile. Best of all, he can make super nice and delicious dessert cakes, so everyone calls him Mr. Sweetheart.
"You know, there are 565 words in the world that can say' I love you', but there is only one way to realize this most beautiful dream, and that is a happy wedding …" Le Qing said to the three bridesmaids with longing.
"Ah, oh, yes." Three bridesmaids answered, and too many cooks helped Le Qing get dressed.
Ruimeimei buried herself in cleaning up the huge skirt and jumped out of the magnificent castle in her mind. The door was wide open and the horn was ringing. She slowly walked down the winding steps, and the wedding dress was covered by every step like Jinshan. ...
Eva Zhu's lips flew up and down, and her eyelids quickly glanced at her watch. Oh, Mr. Sweetheart hasn't arrived yet. It's over 68 seconds. If it is my groom, he must not be a second late!
Li Mary counted her hair, out of breath, and her stomach began to growl. Alas, if it's my turn to be a bride, I'd better not wear a complicated hairstyle or a 16 veil skirt, so I'll dress up as Garfield and eat and drink with him!
Finally, clean the thread, and the wedding dress looks bright and neat. Finally, a complex braid of 1 0,200 rounds per share was compiled. Le Qing bride's head looks like a satellite image in the weather forecast, which is very fashionable.
Everything is ready, except for the most important thing-the groom!
Zhu looked at his watch. 68 minutes have passed. Too many. Is Mr. Sweetheart already 68 minutes late? !
Mr. sweetheart is going to have a bride He stayed up all night and overslept!
He found his hair in a mess and rushed into the hairdressing salon. As a result, the stylist spent twice as much time as usual.
Mr. Sweetheart just went out with a handsome hairstyle when a demon wind blew and the bangs in front suddenly collapsed.
How can Liu Hai, who had no pride before, rework like the groom's barber and give him a protective helmet?
Mr. Sweetheart did his hair and then went back to the store to get the cake. As soon as he bent down, his cell phone went straight into the cream pile.
At this time, you call him, and his mobile phone is suffocating in the cream pile.
The three bridesmaids racked their brains to appease the anxious bride king.
They are so afraid that Le Qing will jump around in a hurry and be crazy and become a bride in spring, which is still strong.
Mary is hungry. She crunched her favorite candy chocolate, picked up a magazine "Floating Bride" on the sofa and patted her head: "Hey, girls, let's do a psychological test and have some fun."
Zhu Wa and Rui Meimei are struggling to hold down the spring bride, and their foreheads, noses and palms are sweating together.
On hearing this suggestion, they all shouted, "All right, all right, Le Qing, let's do it together. How fun it is. "
Lee Mary cleared her throat-
"Girls, listen, this test is a bit dark. If one day you are accidentally struck by lightning ... "
Eva Zhu said without thinking, "Isn't it dead?"
Rui is the most beautiful one: "I also burned a coke, which looks so miserable and ugly!" " "
"What are you thinking?" Li Mary cried. "Don't interrupt me. Here's the title. You were struck by lightning. Just like in a science fiction movie, you suddenly changed. What do you think you will be? There are four options-
"1, become a smoking explosive head. This is not terrible, just imagine a scene in a comedy movie, such as a person being crushed to pieces by a car and jumping up to recover. ...
2. Become a person with special functions.
A weak and temporary out-of-body experience.
4 Become a glittering bride. "
Just after Mary Li finished reading, Zhu Wa and Rui made the most beautiful and generous statement: "Choose first!"
Le Qing, the bride, is full of anger at Mr. Sweetheart. Without thinking, she said, "I choose 1, and it becomes a smoking headshot!" "
Eva Zhu then took 2 away and became a person with special functions.
Ray is the most beautiful, but she doesn't need any soul out-of-body experience. She loves beauty very much, likes 4 best, and becomes a glittering bride.
Easy-going Mary Li finally claimed the remaining 3. Ah, a bolt of lightning passed through her body, and she fainted on the spot, and her soul followed her out-of-body experience and flew out like a rocket.
"Come on, come on, what's the result?" The other three people, including Li, urged Li to join Mary, and curiosity temporarily overwhelmed her anxiety and troubles.
Li Mary stuck out her tongue: "The answer to this multiple-choice question is-what kind of children will we have in the future?"
"Sunshine Music Choice 1, your children are full of joy, and you are full of energy and radiant, ready to be a star mother!
"Zhu Xuan Erwa, congratulations, you will raise a small model student, you will take good care of the children and ask him to eat standing up.
"Rui is the most beautiful choice. 4: It seems that you have always wanted to be a princess. Don't worry, this dream will be infinitely satisfied in your next generation. Wow, will you have a little girl? "
"Miss Li Mary who chooses 3, alas, I will have a very headstrong child. I love him very much, and I am always afraid that he will go hungry and catch cold. As long as the child is cute and eats a lot, I am satisfied. 8 wrong 8 wrong! " Mary is satisfied with her final choice.
Eva Zhu and Rui are the most shy: "So advanced, we haven't even made a bride yet."
Mary Li said bluntly, "So, is Le Qing the bride now?"
The air in the room is frozen, the black multiple-choice questions are finished, and the future children are all calculated. Le Qing's groom, that damn Mr. Sweetheart, still hasn't shown up!
Le Qing tossed her head and threw all her tears behind her eyes: "No, I will take care of the red carpet without the groom. Who cares, the big deal is that I will be a single mother in the future! "
"Yes, whatever!" All three best friends stood up with a cry. "Le Qing, let's take the red carpet!"
A group of people pouted on the red carpet-
That day, the white tuxedo of the flower girl was a little wide. He looked serious and pursed his lips. It turned out that when the little boy got up in the morning, he found that the biggest front tooth in the middle had fallen off.
Le Qing took the little flower girl without a front tooth, her lips closed, but she was cocky, indignant and proud.
Behind her, there are three girlfriends and bridesmaids. One is holding a bunch of roses, and his lips are closed, looking at others.
Pure white wedding dress, dazzling red carpet, black expression. At the moment we reached the end of the red carpet, the wedding March got stuck and made a strange stuttering sound, just like a group of aliens singing.
"Le Qing, Le Qing, I'm coming!" The groom with messy hair rushed in like a rocket, slamming a cart with a beautiful five-layer rose cake on it. "Look, look, I made the perfect cake!" "
Le Qing turned slowly. "What are you doing here?"
"Marry you, marry you to be my bride!" Mr. Sweetheart stuttered and gasped.
"The bride has walked the red carpet, and there is nothing for you here!" Le Qing's voice is as cold as a hard popsicle.
"See what you like the groom? ! "Rui is the most beautiful. She curled her lips and pointed to Mr. Sweetheart's clothes.
That suit is as dirty as a flour bag. Mr. Sweetheart gave a "Oh" and slapped it up and down. Three beautiful bridesmaids and a charming bride were all bathed in a flour shower.
First, they were dumbfounded, and then they slapped him with the same sharp eyes: "Evil flour madman, do you want to drag us together to be bread villains?" Finally, one by one, they quickly hid in the dressing room and slammed the door.
Mr. Sweetheart knocked at the door, full of grievances: "I made cakes there for two days and two nights, and completely forgot what time the wedding was ..."
"Do you need two days, two nights and 48 hours?" Eva Zhu expressed serious doubts.
"I have rubbed tens of thousands of creams, but also whipped cream ..."
"You can't use buttermilk, can you? It's labor-saving and beautiful?" Rui is the most beautiful rhetorical question.
"Please!" Mr. Sweetheart's voice rose. "How can I save the use of cream!"
"Also," he continued to raise his voice, "the rose petals on the cake, I went to the flower bed in the outer suburbs, and waited until early morning to pick the petals stained with dew ..."
"There are egg whites for whipping cream. I ran to the farmer's house and squatted next to the henhouse until it was dark. The little reed hen finally laid a beautiful, red egg. ...
"Ah, it sounds like beautiful bridal eggs!" Li was intoxicated by Mary. "whipped cream must be delicious, right?"
"Cream is as important to the cake as cosmetics are to the bride," Mr. Sweetheart's voice rose again. "It determines whether the lines of a cake are smooth and beautiful!"
As soon as the voice fell, the door opened, and three bridesmaids and a bride finished cleaning their makeup and filed out, each smoother and more beautiful.
Mr. Sweetheart took a deep breath, forcibly picked up five layers of rose cake, blushed and moved to his bride Le Qing bit by bit.
"Marry your cake as the bride!" Le Qing crumpled up the wedding dress and threw it straight away. The huge wedding dress falls down, and the groom in the same flour pocket is covered with the beautiful cake pocket. ...
Unexpectedly, eleven years later, there really appeared four ten-year-old children, one is a girl with explosive head, Tian, one is a super model student, Zhang Noon, one is a princess girl, Zheng Huanxi, and the other is a boy with super sensitive tongue. Needless to say, whose children they are, you can compare them with the previous tests. Oh, oh, that's a very magical test.
Moreover, the story of the bride is just the beginning, because the endless wedding, these four children, is also a strange cross and friendship. ...
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No.265438 +0 unprecedented tense birthday party
All three children received an invitation card written by Eva Zhu herself, asking them to arrive at different times, ranging from 5 minutes to 10 minutes each. Unfortunately, Yin Le, the second to arrive, and Li Zhuang, the third to arrive, arrived ahead of schedule. I was so excited that I saw the photo cake specially made by my father, Mr. Sweetheart, at noon. Mr. Sweetheart added a secret recipe to the cake. Li Yi, the third person to arrive, heard that the cake has a delicious secret recipe, and his mouth water flooded in and flew over ahead of time. Zheng Huanxi, who should have been the first to arrive, made a multiple-choice question in a pile of skirts about which clothes to wear out, and was very late.
In this way, the three children appeared at Zhang's door at noon almost at the same time and rang the doorbell together.
Zhu opened the door and looked at Eva in surprise. "Didn't you read the invitation?" Pointing to the time on the invitation one by one, she criticized Yin Le: "You are all unpunctual. Punctuality means that you can't arrive early or be late. Do you understand? "
Then Zheng Huanxi began to take turns to enter the door. As soon as the three children entered the door, they were caught one by one to wash their hands, face, neck and even nails. Eva Zhu's bathroom is like a laboratory with all kinds of towels. And various washing liquids including shoe fresheners.
It doesn't matter that Li Zhuang is a boy. Although she didn't get rid of Eva Zhu's "talons", she cleaned up all her bare skin, and girls need more procedures to wash their hair. Poor Yin Le, her curly head suddenly disappeared and clung pitifully to her scalp. Zheng Huanxi quickly called his mother Rui to prove that she had just washed her hair yesterday and saved the beautiful princess's head. However, Eva Zhu put on a shower cap before letting her out.
The three young guests who were treated "inhumanely" were very angry, but Zhu Wa said confidently, "The flu has been too severe recently, especially for children."
After cleaning and disinfection, all the three small guests put on disposable bibs, and their gifts were placed in the designated area, that is, the porch. Eva Zhu put on gloves, cut the tape one by one and unpacked it.
Yin Yue's eyes became more and more confused. Isn't it the greatest pleasure for the birthday girl to open presents? But Zhang Wu stood by and looked numb, which had nothing to do with him. Yin Le wants to jump up and call him a fool and a fool!
These gifts were actually prepared by three adults. Zheng Huanxi gave a white shirt with a silk bow tie, and the owner surnamed Li gave a clever children's cookbook.
Yin Le's present was finally opened, and everyone exclaimed. Zhang appeared on the cake like a prince at noon, lifelike and beautiful. Li, surnamed Zhuang, has the best nose. He has smelled the best mysterious stuffing buried in the cake. He shouted, "Ha ha, Zhang's noon ass is mine. Don't rob me! "
Zhu picked up the cake and turned into the kitchen. The four children waited eagerly. A smiling mother brought out a cake full of candles. Wait, wait, nothing happened. Mr. Li, surnamed Zhuang, can't help it. Yin Le and Zheng Huanxi followed closely. Several children looked at the door and cried when they saw the beautiful cake. All the atrocities were wiped clean by Eva Zhu with chopsticks and knives.
Eva Zhu came out with a naked and horrible cake. "My God!" Screaming with them, but Zhang Wu remained calm.
Eva Zhu said calmly and confidently, "The photos are made of those special additives, which may be harmful to health. Do you understand that children should eat harmless food? "
Three angry little guests refused to eat the burnt cake, and one of them nicknamed Eva Zhu-
I remember Eva Zhu just put on gloves, where she cut open the gift box and the beautiful butterfly knot was ground under her scissors. "Scissorhands!" Singing and shouting.
Li, surnamed Zhuang, casually threw a nickname "plasterer" to Zhu Wa. This mother just scraped the cake like cement in the kitchen, which was barbaric.
Zheng Huanxi is not happy either. She covered all the beautiful skirts with disposable bibs, so she glanced at the black bibs on Eva Zhu and angrily threw out a sentence: "Selling vegetables!" "
Then Zheng Huanxi saw himself in the opposite mirror and was struck by lightning. Although the shower cap she wears has lace, she looks more and more like an isolated patient. She tore off the shower cap, and the whole beautiful head shape was flat and ugly. Over there, Yin Le's hair is dry, fluffy and curly, beautiful and beautiful!
Zheng Huan couldn't stand it, jumped up with indignation and turned to go!
Zhu hurried out to coax the baby back. Zheng Huanxi shouted: "I don't want to wear that kind of sparse noisy bib!" And a shower cap like aunt! Ugly! Ugly! " Eva Zhu realized that she had gone a little too far and quickly promised nothing. However, Zheng Huanxi's princess's head is all messed up. She covered her face and screamed, "Oh, my hair is like a pumpkin cake. I don't want to see anyone! " Eva Zhu hurriedly promised to take her to the hair salon to make a beautiful hairstyle, and Zheng Huanxi was happy again.
As soon as Eva Zhu stepped into the hair salon, her desire for perfect control rekindled, pointing at the hairdresser, picking her nose horizontally and picking her eyes vertically, which made the hairdresser at a loss and greatly reduced her work efficiency. Zheng Huanxi's head is like a rattle. They are playing. She was dizzy, but she gritted her teeth and persisted, because Zhu Wa confidently told her, "There is no beauty, only more beauty!" As long as he hears the word "beauty", Zheng Huanxi will obey unconditionally.
Eva Zhu and Zheng Huanxi did their hair together, and the queen who dominated everything disappeared temporarily, and the air in the room immediately became relaxed.
Zhuang Ke, surnamed Li, took the lead in digging a cake with his fingers and putting it in his mouth: "Wow, there are yellow peach grains and chestnut paste!" " "One more bite and you'll get a treasure." Wow, there is fresh bean paste. It's amazing, fresh and sweet! "
And there he was, devouring cakes, having a good chat with Zhang Noon, mainly talking about quack quack quack, and Zhang Noon listened very gentlemanly-
At noon, I asked Zhang, "Strange, why did I feel like I was on another planet when I attended the wedding?"
"Oh" Zhang's brain computer was running at high speed at noon, and an answer came soon. "That's because everyone drinks a lot at the wedding, so they become top-heavy, just like walking on the moon out of the spaceship door."
"It's not walking on the moon!" Yin Le shook his head, thought for a moment and said, "Everyone who attends a wedding in peacetime is different. They will wear the most beautiful clothes, laugh, cry and scream. Well, they all look different on this earth in peacetime. Oh, let me draw it for you. They look like a group of aliens ... "At noon, Zhang began to demonstrate the contents of the letter-
"orz, this is a child. Their bodies are very small, swaying like ducklings, and they have a neat and lovely energy.
"OTZ, this is a man's adult. A child is an adult when magnified several times. Man's adulthood is the most boring. He doesn't wear a suit or a T-shirt, like a uniformed alien.
"or2, ha, finally came an aunt with a special ass, wearing a tight skirt, and everyone's eyes jumped over. Hey, hey, as long as you don't overdo it, or don't twist it too ostentatiously, an upturned ass is better than a flat one, don't you think? .
"Hidden head, this is an old woman. Old women like to wear wide skirts or trousers, and there is a gust of wind when walking, which has the momentum of a queen.
"How should another person draw?" Yin Le scratched his head nervously. "Aunties are always dressed very grandly. Even though they know they are more beautiful than the bride, they are still fighting for beauty. One is more beautiful than the other. Alas, I can't find any letters to draw them. "
"That's called an expired bride!" Li, surnamed Zhuang, muttered: "My mother always said that she didn't think it was enough to be a bride once, so let's do it again!"
Yin Le greatly agreed: "Yes, yes, I guess those aunts just want to sneak back into the bride's addiction."
"Who is RZ? Alien? " Zhang curiously ordered a black circle with music at noon.
"Well ..." Yin Le recognized it. "It should be Mr. Black. Do you still remember that at the wedding of grilled fish and chips, several black gentlemen came and danced? "
Zhang Wu listened with relish and secretly envied him. Although he has done flower girl much more times than Yin Yue, he always tries not to make mistakes and never pays attention to how interesting the people at the wedding are.
Zhuang surnamed Li ate with relish. "Hey, don't you two want it?"
Yin Yue looked at the rotten cake and moaned, "God, is this still a cake? It can only be called' bad'. "
She and Zhuang Li looked at each other, and one of them grabbed a piece and stuffed it into Zhang Wu's mouth. They shouted together: "Eat a piece of' bad' and have a happy birthday!"
Zhang's mouth was gagged at noon, and he froze for a while.
"Although it was disfigured by your mother, I promise it tastes great!" Li Zhuang encouraged.
Zhang hesitated at noon and chewed slowly. "Snatching cakes" means "bad". It is really delicious.
"The cake has gone bad, so I want to eat it like this!" Yin Le grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.
Driven by those two guys, Zhang swallowed the cake in his mouth at noon and grabbed a piece of cake himself and put it in his mouth. The three children were chatting happily while you and I scrambled to eat one piece. At some point, all three flower girls thought of a problem. Who will they marry in the future?
The three children talked a lot and summed up the following four points-
First of all, TA has to promise to live with my parents.
Second, TA won't quarrel with me, and she can't be too polite to always say thank you to me, which makes people feel scared.
Third, TA should prepare food for me every day. As long as I say it's delicious, TA will feel happy.
Fourth, TA can take care of my child's scalp acupuncture, but don't take care of every fingernail and hair.
Zhang Wu is the most understanding: "Talking is not enough. We have to sign a contract with TA, write it down, sign it and press the fingerprint! "
Yin Le was worried: "However, there was no inkpad at the wedding."
Zhuang surnamed Li stopped thinking and said, "Use mashed potatoes!"
However, Yin Le immediately had a better idea: "You can use lipstick, and the bride must have lipstick!"
After the filming of "Bad Birthday" was full, Zhang volunteered to show and read all the awards and grades he had won since he was a child. Hey, there is also the second prize certificate of the whistle blowing competition. Zhang Nuen said that his mother thought whistling could sharpen her lips and help her speak a foreign language.
Li Zhuang is not important. Why do you need so many certificates? Can they become braised pork, hairy crabs, tender lettuce and stinky tofu?
Yin Le took a deep breath: "It is very troublesome for a person to have too much knowledge. They will fight in their minds ... "
"no!" Zhang Wu is very sure. "Mother said that learning more knowledge is not enough."
"By the way," Yin Le shook his hair, "I almost forgot the most important thing. Do you want to make a birthday wish? "
"I want to get a big compliment from my mother!" Zhang blushed at noon and said, "No matter how good my grades are and how many prizes I won, my mother can only say faintly,' Not bad!'" " "
Yin Yue did not hesitate to send a birthday wish: "I wish your mother a big compliment before your next birthday!" " "
"Use thick oil and red sauce!" Li Zhuang added on the side.
After a full meal, I had a "bad birthday" and left Zhang's home with Zhuang Li. Holding his fist, he said, "Poor Zhang, we must help him!" "
"Help him with what?" Zhuang Ke surnamed Li is still relishing the disfigured but delicious "rotten cake".
Yin Le said seriously: "Help him get what he wants most-praise from his mother!"