A man was ordering a meal when the woman at the next table shouted, "This meal can't be eaten!" " Patted the table and left, leaving the man pitifully facing a table of food. I said, "Dude, don't chase me?" He said, "Damn it! Stop chasing! If you don't dislike it, come and eat together! " So we ate. He talked and laughed from complaining to eating more than half. His girlfriend relented and came back to find him. She looked at me for a few seconds and then roared, "It's him!"