Jin Yigen-male, 70 years old, husband with flowers. (gold)

Huahua-female, 68 years old, wife of Jin Yigen. (flower)

Xiaole-male, about 30 years old, works in the marriage registry. ? (Le)

Scene:

A marriage registration office has office supplies such as tables and chairs, and there is a triangle marked "Marriage Registration" on the table.

(The curtain rises, with flowers in front and gold in the back, starting from the right side of the stage in turn-)

Flowers: men are afraid of entering the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person; I am most afraid of giving birth to the wrong baby. Don't be afraid of making mistakes, and quickly change jobs; Men and women turn, and the more they turn, the brighter they get.

(Shouting into the curtain) Oh, can you hurry up? This divorce will not be sent to the execution ground. What are you doing there? .

Kim: (reluctantly walks out) What's the hurry? Didn't you just get divorced? Is it worth your efforts?

Flower: Broken marriage? I'll ... tell you old stuff, don't give me a trip. Did you see Libya or something?

Kim: What happened to Libya?

Hua: Gaddafi can't grind slowly. Anyway, let him go. Why is it so slow? I was shot down.

Kim: (sneers-) Hey, that Gaddafi's grandson stinks. There are so many beautiful women in the world that he doesn't catch a cold and doesn't stop thinking about food. Can he live well? Listen to the name, Rice. Whoever depends on it will die.

Flower: Nonsense. What's wrong with the world? What does it have to do with the name? That Foshan is kind-hearted, but after what happened in "Self-destruction", do you also blame the Bodhisattva for having no conscience?

Kim: Hey, all right. Why are we involved in China again?

Hua: Diplomatic affairs are out of our control, and things in China are not allowed or allowed. Today, I will divorce you with the support of the government.

Kim: From where? I-I haven't decided yet.

W: Why? Want to change your mind?

Kim: I'm afraid you'll be wronged in the future.

Flower: Afraid of me? I think you're scared.

Kim: I'm scared? What am I afraid of? It's just an old vegetable band. Let's go

Hua: (angry-) My old vegetable gang … OK, then … dare to leave?

Kim: Leave! Who did you scare with your loud voice? (angrily walks to the table, patting the table and calling-) What about the breathless one?

Le: (From the left side of the stage, he looks a little funny with huge glasses on his face-) Here he comes. Uncle and aunt, have you registered?

Hua: Register and report to the leader.

Le: Don't lead. Personality cult is not very good. You can always call me Xiaole. Grandpa and aunt, please sit down.

Hua: No, you have to register quickly, otherwise, you will miss the No.2 bus home soon.

Le: OK, I'll register you both. (Sit down and sigh with emotion)-Gee, seeing that my aunt and grandpa are still married at this age, I began to believe in love again.

Hua: Hey hey, you are mistaken about the leadership. We, no, not that.

Le: Not that one, then which one?

Kim: Which one? Ok, divorce, let's register for divorce.

Le: (in horror-) Divorce? You two? Why? Why?

Kim: Why? The birthday girl hanged herself.

Le: What do you mean?

Kim: Someone is getting impatient.

Hua: Who are you talking about? Who is impatient with life?

Kim: I, my head was squeezed by the door frame. I have nothing to do with divorce.

Hua: To put it bluntly, bullshit. Why don't you just tell the leader the reason for our divorce?

Kim: Why? Because you have a ghost in your heart.

Hua: Do I have it or do you have it? Lead you ...

Le: I dare not, Xiaole.

Hua: Team leader Xiaole, no, Comrade Xiaole, you have to give us an evaluation today. I've been with this damn fool for more than fifty years, and I haven't tasted any pain or suffered any crime. So I have been afraid to move the idea of divorce. What a shame.

Le: Aunt, I understand. But why now?

W: Why? Ask him.

Le: Grandpa, are you leaving?

Kim: Me? How dare I?

Le: That, that is. ...

Hua: Well, Comrade Xiaole, these years have been good, with money in his pocket and filial piety. He got us a mobile phone and said it was convenient to say hello to big and small things. But since I got this mobile phone, I have suffered an old sin.

Le: suffering? What crime?

Hua: (pointing to Kim) He, he peeps and stares from morning till night. As long as the mobile phone rings, it will go up in one step, which is faster than our "Shenzhou VI".

Le: Grandpa, this is your fault. Freedom of communication is protected by law. It is illegal for you to check your aunt's mobile phone all the time.

Kim: Illegal? Why did I break the law? You ask her.

Hua: Don't ask, you are too narrow-minded.

Kim: I'm young? I didn't intend to say anything about this little music, but since she gave me the lavatory in front of you, I have to say it. Ever since I got this stupid mobile phone, the whole person has shown off in an ostentatious manner. Whether it's cooked, far away or near, it's all in one sentence: Ha, hey-call my cell phone if you need anything, and the 24-hour hotline is open.

Le: Aunt is a passionate person.

Kim: Enthusiasm, so hot that I almost fainted. Just that time, I don't know who sent her a text message saying that the bank card number was changed and the money was transferred to the current number, 123456765432 1. Without saying anything, she immediately dialed 50,000, 50,000 and 50,000. You said, just this IQ, I won't show it to her, okay?

Le: That won't do, auntie. Really can't.

Hua: I admit that the door frame is a bit crowded, but did you ask him later if it was too much?

Le: Later, Grandpa, what did you eat later?

Kim: I found this dirty secret.

Le: Secret?

Hua: You straighten your tongue and talk to me. No one is ashamed.

Le: That's right, Uncle. You can't talk nonsense in broad daylight without evidence.

Kim: Evidence? Yes Last time, my mobile phone sent another short message, which began with a word: dear. My own mother, my fourth uncle and third uncle, is still "kissing" this old bastard, which almost killed me.

Flower: acid should be born. Damn it. Everyone in the Ministry of Public Security can say: Honey, if you can't escape, you'd better turn yourself in as soon as possible. Remember, I will wait for you. I am a lovely little old lady, why can't I "kiss" her?

Le: Aunt has a point. Grandpa, you have gone too far.

Kim: What did you buy? There's more below.

Le: What else? What else is there?

Kim: Honey, tomorrow night at eight o'clock, the usual place, brackets, omit three words. Mom, fourth uncle, third grandfather, save three words, Martians can think of high heels.

Le: What do you think?

Kim: I, I, I ... Okay.

Flower: Nonsense. That's one of my sisters. She invited me to samba. When texting, the brain lacks oxygen. I don't remember how to write samba, so I put it in brackets. At this point, he decided that I was cheating and went to investigate, only to find that it was a woman, two years older than me.

Le: Grandpa, you've always found out. Don't worry.

Hua: Don't worry, I don't cheat. I'm suspected of coming out. It's said that all those "Zu Er" in Hong Kong are out, aren't they? Bah, you immortal thing, I think you are crazy.

Kim: I am a ghost. I have lived under your leadership for 50 years, and ghosts can't get out.

Le: Let's stop arguing. Your marriage is very contradictory. I can see it now. In a word, I love you so much.

Kim: Four words.

Le: the key last word, deep. So I'm always afraid something will happen. Speaking of marriage, let me sum up. That itchy piece of meat on your back that you can't reach. Don't always think about itching. Think too much. Not itchy, itchy. What if it itches? It is uncomfortable not to scratch, and the hand is too short to scratch.

Hua: Comrade Xiaole, what you said is too incisive. This is his problem. He's always itchy, and he's shorthanded. When he arrives, he will "play tricks"-"rake".

Kim: You are a pig.

Le: Well, Grandpa, you've always made it very clear about your aunt's infidelity. Are you still divorced from this marriage?

Hua: Leave, you must leave.

Kim: Leave, leave resolutely.

Le: All right then. Since both parents are leaving, let's go according to the procedure. Please sit down. Next, on behalf of the National Marriage Registry, I accept your divorce application. Please tell me your names. (See two people nervous, don't answer, then remind-) What's your name, uncle, you answer first.

Kim: One gold.

Le: (Record-) One gold. Ok, aunt, and you?

Flower: A flower. English name: a flower.

I can speak English, too, one-Kim.

Hua: Come on, one-track mind, that's a stubborn donkey. I don't understand this, I dare to speak English.

Le: Since both of you have decided to divorce, according to the regulations, I must cancel your marriage registration first and ask you to hand in your marriage certificate.

Kim: What?

Le: Marriage certificate.

Kim: Not this.

Le: Don't you have this? You've been together for 50 years, and none of this?

Hua: This is really not available. Comrade Xiaole, here's the thing. At that time, I was young and didn't know anything. I was fooled by the matchmaker and his mother. In addition, this old boy is not authentic, bullying and arrogant, at least giving me the "facts." Just write according to the "facts" or something.

Kim: What "facts"? Who's the truth? Who? You must make it clear to me in front of the government today; Also, who is the overlord? Without you da ji winking there, can I be the overlord?

Le: Wrong, Uncle. It is concubines that lead to bullies.

Kim: It's just fish and chickens, both of which are available. Hang them there. Can you let the old cat go? The old cat is in a hurry. Can you stop being a bully?

Hua: Go when you die. Tell me when you get a bargain. This is something you will never change. Anyway, today, the old lady "has a rocket in her belly", which makes you a great success? Comrade (to music), you wrote that this old thing and I are * * * and "facts". Now, we are not * * * and "facts".

Le: All right then. According to the spirit of the new marriage law, your "fact" is earlier and the law recognizes it. Let's move on to the next procedure, property division. That is, housing, furniture, savings, etc. Who belongs to it.

Kim: It's hers.

Hua: It's his.

Le: You guys. ...

Kim: (putting the pen into the musician) Listen to me. Write, everything belongs to her.

Le: So you left nothing behind?

Kim: No, the most important thing is not to keep it. What are you doing with those useless things?

Le: (moved-) Grandpa, you are so manly.

Kim: Are you being sarcastic? I am an old man who has been mixed up for more than 70 years. I was still a man when I was hanging out.

Le: I didn't mean that, grandpa.

Kim: Then what do you mean?

Le: I said you were "keeping love alive", noble.

Kim: I said you were striding along the path, not spraining your ankle. You were talking nonsense. I wanted to explain when I saw the joy, but I was too busy to stop it-) Write it. This is a question of "I can't play if people don't play", which has nothing to do with noble eggs.

Le: OK, OK, I write, I write.

W: Wait. Why should I take something you don't want?

Kim: I didn't say no?

Hua: Then what do you want?

Kim: I, what I want, you, you don't give it?

Hua: I'll give it, you say.

Le: Come on, uncle and aunt.

Kim: Then ... Then I'll tell you.

Hua: Go ahead.

Kim: Really?

Hua: Really.

Kim: I, I want a flower from 50 years ago. Will you give it?

Flower: No flower has always become a "flower flower". Dare to take it?

Kim: Dare. Who am I afraid of "one gold"? I grabbed the flowers and kissed them. )

Le: (doubtfully) Uncle and aunt, what are you …

Kim: That's all right. Three tablets are not suitable for children. Think of it as a "cataract" and see nothing.

Le, I said, Grandpa, this is "one pot and two mutton soup". Are you kidding?

Kim: It's idle to beat children on rainy days. Who are you kidding? (to flowers) Is it true, dear?

Le: Grandpa, you, you are so unmanly.

Hua: Comrade Xiaole, don't blame your uncle. We don't want to get you into trouble.

Le: Huh? Are you two really busy?

W: Yes, please register.

Le: What, divorced?

Hua: No, get married.

Le: Married?

Kim: It is necessary to reissue a marriage certificate, so as not to give the "facts" to anyone, and it is always unclear.

Le: OK, I'll do it. I'll do it right away.

Kim: (holding flowers) Honey, where are our sweets?

Hua: Yes, here it is. (Take out the candy and put it in Joy's hand, and throw it at the audience at the same time-) Come on, eat the candy, everyone enjoys it, thank you.

Le: (very moved-) Wow, that's really great, that's great. Grandpa, aunt, now I solemnly declare: your love, I am in charge.

Woman: Ha ha ha-

The curtain closes and the play is over. )

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Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, full understanding and expression of each character's personality and language characteristics, and the most representative is comedy sketches.

The name of the sketch comes from art schools and performing arts groups. In the art world, a simple and simple little work is called sketch. It has no complicated connotation in itself, but only reflects one aspect or phenomenon of things, and its form of expression is relatively simple.

For example, Chinese painting sketch, printmaking sketch and oil painting sketch. In the entertainment industry, a single performance or combination performance that expresses relatively simple scenes or artistic images through body and language is also called a sketch.

Sketch is the earliest interview project for students' artistic quality and basic skills in the entertainment circle. Generally, the teachers of the admissions unit give questions on the spot and the candidates perform on the spot. 1983, Yan Shunkai performed "A Q's Monologue" at the first CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and used the form of "sketch" for the first time.

1984 During the Spring Festival Gala, Zhu Shimao, Peisi Chen performed "Eating Noodles", which made the sketch officially become an independent art performance form. 1985 Class 80, Performance Department, Central Academy of Drama, observed and practiced "Girl Buying Peanuts" as a drama sketch and moved it to the Spring Festival Evening. Yue Hong, Gao Qian, Cong Shan and Cao Lipu's simple performance and humorous style won unanimous praise from the audience and experts and scholars. Since then, CCTV Spring Festival Evening has a new art form "sketch".

Due to the media nature of the Spring Festival Evening, the sketch participated in the performance as an indispensable independent program. Its lively and humorous performance form is deeply loved by the audience. For example, Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao's sketch "Eating Noodles" won high praise and recognition from the masses for its funny and humorous images and actions, which directly triggered the upsurge of sketch performance on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, which has far-reaching historical significance.

Influenced by it, a large number of sketch stars such as Zhao, Song Dandan, Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan,,, and Guo emerged. Stand out. Sketch, a new performance form, is unprecedentedly popular, and its theme is also unprecedentedly rich. The depth, breadth and forms of expression of sketches reflecting social phenomena are also increasingly diversified.

Since then, sketches have become an indispensable and unique literary program on the literary stage.

References:

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