In many rural areas, weddings are particularly lively, especially the impromptu jingle at the wedding, also known as "four words and eight sentences", which not only embodies the speaker's humor, but also contains good wishes for the couple. If anyone can tell a lot of humorous jokes, it will be very popular.

These "four words and eight sentences", which appeal to both refined and popular tastes and are mixed with meat and vegetables, add a good interest to the wedding.

1, this year's wedding night, give birth to a fat doll next year.

2. Mouth-to-mouth on the top, leg stirring on the bottom, and middle screw. Do you think it looks good?

3. The moon is curved and dotted, and another flower is back. There will be bees to pick it tonight.

4. The groom is new and the chess pieces are new; Give birth to your son, Academician China.

5. Looking at the bridal chamber and the city, looking at the bridal chamber and the yamen, the bridal chamber is noisy tonight, and the new girl will open the door.

6. Open the door with your left hand and give birth to your son. Open the door with your right hand and be a senior official

7, the bride and groom, into the bridal chamber, the bride's crotch, there is a goat, the sheep tickled, the groom grabbed the sheep, missed, wet crotch.

8, a plate of flowers and plants, filled with sunflowers, everyone grabs one and gives birth to a fat doll next year.

9. The bride has long hair and raises her son to go to school; The bride's face is round, and her son is the best.

10, chopsticks are long and long. It's better to raise a son, the champion, and chopsticks are round and square. It's better to raise a son than parents.

1 1, it rains in the sky and the ground is dirty, and the husband and wife love each other forever.

12, the groom is the dragon in the sky, and the bride is a bunch of flowers in the ground. It won't rain or water the flowers until I turn over.

13, the groom smiled and wanted to be a father, while the bride was shy and wanted to be a mother.

14, the wine glasses are round, the bride and groom are reunited, the husband and wife grow old together, and the host family is safe.

15, there are trees and bamboos at the door, and the wind blows green. This year is a happy event, and the doll will cry next year.

16, this cup is blooming again, and a fat doll will be born next year.

17, the bride and groom, like a pair of mandarin ducks; Give birth to a son early and have a full house of children and grandchildren.

18, (the groom) sent the guests to the intersection, and (the bride) wanted to keep the guests. (Lang) It's just the wedding night, and (Niang) has something important tonight.

19, (groom) white porcelain bowl, (bride) safflower; Nine months (groom), I will be a mother (bride).

20. (The groom) sent a cigarette to his brother, and the (bride) sister was so shy that she lit it. (The groom) invites you to celebrate your wedding today, and (the bride) will pick you up for a full moon wine tomorrow.

2 1, (groom) This piece of meat, fat and tender, (bride) is dedicated to her husband to make up her body; (The groom) wants to plant a good seed very much, and (the bride) will give you a chubby one.

22. (Bride) The full moon is full of flowers. (Bride) This bowl of lotus root slices is round. (Bride) We have been waiting for 20 years (Bride) to do housework with you tonight.

23, (groom) white radish, carrot (bride) You are my heart (groom) sleep in a bed today (bride) and have a baby with you next year.

24. A piece of land in Yangcha Wali has not been visited for more than 20 years. Open up wasteland today and have twins next year.

25, a fine porcelain handless small flower, he loves you, you love him, and the couple Qi Xin will work together to get a fat doll next year.

26, the bride's face is a little red, and the husband and wife meet happily tonight. They didn't go to bed until dawn. They were afraid of missing work.

27. (Bride) The man wants to get married and the woman wants her husband's family. (Bride) Today you are my daughter-in-law, and next year (bride) I will be your mother ("mother" usually refers to the bride who is going to be pregnant).

28. You don't think I'm a lout. (Bride) Can you tell me how stupid I am? (groom) try your experience tonight, and (bride) I don't care no matter how thick it is!

29. Tonight we will build a new room, and husband and wife will last forever; I have delivered two precious children year after year, and all military commanders in the world are famous.

30. A wife is as tall as a son. They do gymnastics in bed at night, with their stomachs pressed against their stomachs and their knees pressed against their knees.

3 1, the wedding night is not long, and I heard a ding-dong next door. You ask him what he is doing, and the husband and wife are on the battlefield. Guns are guns, guns are guns. You say short, I say long, sleep till dawn.

32, small and exquisite, provoked the groom to be stiff all over, never slept well, and went to the battlefield in the middle of the night.

33. Tonight in the bridal chamber, there are two mandarin ducks, a husband and a son, and a reborn girl.