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"Pushing Narrowness" and "(the second anecdote of Suzhou Wan Boss)"
Of course, the "first draw" is a normal game, but there is a slight deviation in my mind. I am afraid it will give people a sense of "promotion" because of the favorable development of the industry. Explain the meaning of the words, "urge", "urge", "push" and "narrow". Two walls are sandwiched between them, and any living thing feels bored and uncomfortable inside, not to mention there is a board stopper behind you, and its embarrassing situation can be imagined. Narrow-minded people in the world will inevitably speculate on them with the theory of "good nature" Narrowing others is only for their own pleasure, not malicious. People at the dinner table are inevitably narrow-minded even when they get along with friends. One day, all the immortals in the pingtan circle got together. During the dinner, a guest, Tan Xing, was quite strong. He has two habits. First of all, he likes to show off his contribution after helping others. Second, when he speaks, he likes to raise his fist to restrain his arm and spit. Stir-fried shrimp, shredded eel, etc. They were launched one after another, which attracted the guest to talk about resources: "So-and-so, if I hadn't tried my best to sponsor, I would have stood firm in Shanghai today!" Sure enough, the second "Learning of Elegance" followed, with the left sleeve in your arms, a fist slowly waving over the next guest's head (holding chopsticks in your right hand, or you will definitely use a stronger right fist), while the spit in your mouth was arrogant in all directions and splashed on the cold pot, causing all the guests to complain-no chopsticks, a negative host. I got bored with chopsticks. At this moment, Chiang Kai-shek sitting opposite was a little unaccustomed and didn't say anything. He took out a flashlight from his pocket (the pingtan actor kept it for the evening performance and went home for lighting, so he kept it), pointed it at his friend's empty fist, and stared at it until the light came. This sci-fi performance drama lasted about five or six minutes, and the ending can be imagined. The guests were speechless and the speaker was embarrassed and came to an abrupt end. What Jiang Jun did was a little narrow-minded, but his original intention was to convince others to show off what he said in moderation, and his meaning should be attributed to good thoughts. It seems common for cultural people to take part in accidental amusement and be inferior and narrow-minded. In the countryside, the dull baby is covered with dry straw to cover up the smelly shit pile and induce passers-by to step on it, which is fun and narrow-minded. To tell a joke in a book. Whenever a gentleman begins to speak, the whole person likes to knock on the table and cover the teapot with his hand. If not, the book can't go on (just like when I record a program on TV, although no one bothers me, I always close the double glass door tightly, otherwise I can't open my mouth, which is also a habit). Therefore, it seems a bit narrow to run a class: fill a pot of boiling water and watch the program start. The storyteller sat up, picked up the shelf, smoothed his sleeves and put his hands over the pot. "Oh, yo!" When he spoke, he almost stepped backwards and unconsciously held the teapot (he didn't expect to play a prank), which was another shock ... So, the audience didn't appreciate it. Let's enjoy it first.

Kindness is trivial, without it, life is like chewing wax. But if you are too narrow-minded and immoral, it will almost hurt your performance. Dialect swearing is very ugly: all of you here are experienced people, so it's okay to say something: for example, in Wuxi dialect, swearing "bitch" (the syllable of bitch is abbreviated), Shaoxing people cursing "mother's abortion" (even the mother is slandered), and Sunan people cursing "turtle" (turtle wants to be attacked and vilify his wife's chastity), and so on, all of which are extremely mean. But some swearing words were narrow at first, and then they were transformed. For example, Suzhou people call people "red guys", and people familiar with them often hear: Zhang Luyu III, "I'm a red guy. I don't want to see anyone these days. Am I going to die?" At this moment, the other party will never be angry, but will only feel intimate.

I said indecent dialect words, and then I will talk about good ones. The word "Haiwei" is often used by Suzhou people. In the old society, an old woman who left her hometown in Suzhou wanted to sell some sweet lotus roots she had planted. The farthest place is the town where the workshop is located. Due to the traffic jam, Suzhou City is really a "Hai Wei" place for the old lady. If she heard that the fourth brother next door had just arrived from Suzhou yesterday, she would surely visit him with little feet, and the first thing she said when she saw him was, "Nai Zhen Hai Wei! Because, an old woman may go to Suzhou city all her life. In fact, "Wei" in dialect is a farewell reading. As an apprentice of Cang Xie, you will know that the original work of Haiwei is "overseas". When you read northern Mandarin with the pronunciation of Suzhou dialect, the original intonation will be flattened, and the vowel "a" with a big opening will be read as "e" with a small opening and "wai". Overseas ",before 1949, not only the rural old lady had never heard of it, but even the scholar who had no financial ability only knew it by name, but didn't know it. So, is it horrible to hear about overseas for the first time? Therefore, the dialect "Haiwei" = "overseas" is active in spoken English, and it changes endlessly: overseas-overseas strange talk-overseas strange talk-overseas drilling rig strange talk, the syllables gradually expand, the meaning expands, and then a rich imagination is developed. When it is integrated into the conversations of various social workers, how vivid and colorful the language expression is! (To be continued)