A slow-paced, euphemistic opera joke, sung by a female voice, is very nice.
I suspect it's Kunqu opera, and the most popular one is A Dream in the Garden. Please look for it. If it is really Peking Opera, you can search for famous passages of Cheng School, such as Sorin Gallery. In fact, there are very few euphemisms in Beijing opera, at least I think so, and the tone is quite sonorous. Kunqu opera meets your requirements and is very nice. Listen to it.