Object: Moderator (hereinafter referred to as Moderator): two pro-debaters, female and Chen xx (hereinafter referred to as Zheng 1 and Zheng 2 respectively); two counter-debaters, Li X and Song xx (hereinafter referred to as anti 1 and anti 2 respectively): Xu xx and Deng xx. On-the-spot: In the formal debate, the pro-debater and the anti-debater presided over separately. Now, we are holding the final of the 2005 Domestic Household Summary and Commendation Evening National Jingle Cup Debate Competition in chigo air conditioning. First of all, let me introduce to you that the square debaters are representatives from the sketch world, and their argument is that laughing is better than crying; Opposing debaters are representatives from the phonological world, and their argument is that crying is better than laughing. Next, I declare that the final of this debate will begin now. Choose jingle, choose gorgeous life, jingle brand nano toffee. Please let us debate for a minute! Positive 1: Thank you, Madam President. We think laughing is better than crying for three reasons. First of all, laughter is synonymous with beauty. Whenever it comes to beautiful women in history from ancient times to the present, what is written in the book is to look back and smile; I choose beauty when I laugh, and I choose what I like. Front 2 (putting shoes on the table, saying): Antazheng 1: Second, laughter can add fun to our life and make it colorful; Third: Laughter can shorten the distance between people, make everyone live in harmony and be as close as a family. It can be seen that laughing is better than crying. Thank you! (Sit down, get up, dialect) Laughter is the best! There is no best, only better! Thank you for your wonderful speech. It's nice to eat tinkling green nano toffee every day. Let's ask the opposing party to debate and make a statement, and the time is also one minute. Against 1: Thank you, Madam President. The other party has just made a wonderful speech, but we can't agree with some of their views. We believe that laughing is better than crying. First, crying is the most important way to vent depression. We heard that some people were unhappy, some died of depression, and even heard that some people played mahjong and laughed to death. So, don't laugh wildly when you are happy, but cry when you are sad. Another thing, crying can keep you healthy and beautiful. Studies have shown that crying affects more than 200 facial muscles. As the saying goes, life lies in exercise. Refutation 2: Crying in vain really works. No pain in the waist, no cramps in the legs, and strong eloquence! Anti 1: Crying more can also make you younger and really make you different. To sum up, crying is really better than laughing. Thank you! Lord: It's great to eat Tinker Green nano toffee every day. Thank you for your wonderful speech. Audience friends can call or send text messages to participate in our program and have the opportunity to get our exquisite gifts. Our present is a packet of mustard tuber produced by Wei Xing Tianxia Automobile Manufacturing General Factory. Reverse 2: It's really delicious to have mustard oil brand in your mouth. Hello, everyone ~ It's really good ~ Master: Mom again, I want a square authentic salted duck egg produced by nipple factory. Front 2: square authentic salted duck eggs, battle eggs in duck eggs ~ main: brackets: if the above products expire or have packaging problems, the products will deteriorate. Let's enter the free debate. Both sides have five minutes, freedom and glory, jingling green nano toffee. Please say yes first. 1: We said that laughter is synonymous with beauty, and there are so many idioms and allusions to describe beautiful laughter, such as smiling and laughing! Anti 1: and laugh off your fangs! Audience friends, be sure to watch your big teeth and don't laugh! Heads 2: Don't be too happy for the other debater. Let's see what a better word is for crying. Cry dad and cry mom. Counter 2: What happened to the ghost crying and wolf howling? We call it dancing with wolves to show our manly demeanor. Anti 1: seven wolves suit, man's choice ~ positive 1: Just now, the debater was really a bachelor talking about marriage-he didn't pretend to understand. I want to ask you what a suit is. Counter 2: Of course. Western-style suit/KLOC-originated in Central Europe in the 0/8th century and was introduced to China in the early 20th century. A complete suit includes coat, trousers, shirt and tie. Since the reform and opening up, suits have once become the most common clothing in the streets of China. Zheng Er: In my opinion, you don't even know the most basic requirements of a suit. Anti 1: What don't you know? Women have the same requirements for men as men have for suits. +0: So you know a lot about women? Anti 1: Not knowing doesn't mean laughing is better than crying. Positive 1: Any man who says he knows women is absolutely insane. Small bridges and flowing water are women, high mountains and waterfalls are women, dark clouds cover the sun, and stars are still women when they light up. A woman's heart is a needle in the sea, which is hard to ponder! Counterparty 2: Since we talk about women, we can't do without crying. Crying is a weapon for women to conquer men. Many men in gallants are defeated by women's tears. Heads 2: Crying is a sign of weakness. Men don't flick when they have tears When our indomitable spirit is hurt, we add a knife to ourselves. This is called "forbearance". Anti 1: It is not a crime for a man to cry! Repay the tears after a long separation ~ (dialect) Tears are a kind of relief, which can dilute sadness and soothe a broken heart. Positive 1: Nowadays, men are used to sneering at everything. Women's tears are already bad, and it's no use crying and hanging in front of our master. Counter 2: Meng Jiangnv's husband cried down the Great Wall. This is a long-standing story, but he has never heard of anyone laughing down the Great Wall! Heads 2: Meng Jiangnv cries down the Great Wall. Did you get a look at him? Counter 2: I didn't read it. Hey, I didn't see you looking? Zheng: You don't know what you are talking about here. Counter 2: Don't talk nonsense without reading it? Madam President, Meng Jiangnv's affectionate style is the pride of your women. Tell me. The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will constantly strive for self-improvement. Sorry, I didn't see her cry down the Great Wall either. Forget it, this question is over, you go on. Zhenger: Flowers are similar year after year, but people are different year after year. Nowadays, women's tears are like tap water, which is casual and cheap, and it is normal for men to watch too much. Anti 1: Cheap is profit, wonderful is not discounted! Ridiculous, but at a price. Zhou Youwang just wants to win a beautiful smile, play a vassal in the bonfire, and eventually become the king of national subjugation; Cao Mengde defeated Huarong Road, and San Xiao attracted Zhao Guan and Zhang San's military forces. Thanks to crying, he won the sympathy of Guan Yu and let him live. So crying is the best. Counterside 2: I cry, hey, I have a good appetite, good health and delicious food. Positive 1: Laughter can be seen everywhere in our lives. Just like the Xiaoxiao wedding international tour group opposite my home, the slogan that people play is to welcome the guests from all over the world with a smile and be willing to recruit money from all sides. Anti 1: Their advertisement is: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is twenty-four hours long. " Anti-2: Go ahead, (sing) and let you cry enough at a time ~ Anti 1 Anti-2: Cry enough every day and eat delicious ~ Master: You two have gone too far. Marriage is the first happy event in life. Who do you make cry? Anti 1: This is called crying with joy ... Anti 2: I protest! The protest chairman is partial to the defense friend of the other side ... (main-placard-protest is invalid) 1: Okay, stop crying! Don't you know that the divorce rate is high now? Getting married, right? I will make you happy and sad. I'll leave you at once and cry. You cry enough every day and eat well. Now I declare that the other party is forbidden to speak for 30 seconds. Yes 1. Then we married people still have to travel. It's two o'clock. According to me, it's 2. Congratulations to the friend whose mobile phone number is11019 who won the special prize of this program. The prize is a one-day trip to Beijing Wildlife Park. Parentheses: Tickets are self-funded, round-trip tickets are self-funded, and breakfast, lunch and dinner are self-care. Eat tinkle nano toffee, and good luck is with you. (2 seconds pause) I don't tell the average person ~ ~ The program continues. Positive 1: Laughter is an indispensable part of people's lives. Let's give another debater an example Another debater has eaten braised pork. Can braised pork be without soy sauce? Anti 1: I want to remind the other debater that your question is irrelevant to this debate. But I can definitely answer you that braised pork can be cooked without soy sauce. +0: How can braised pork without soy sauce be called braised pork? Counterparty 2: Hey, the debater obviously doesn't know much about braised pork. No soy sauce. Why? (Daily food tone) We can mix sugar, salt, starch and jujube in pairs, and add 1/2 teaspoons (3g) of pepper, 1/2 teaspoons (3g) of pepper, 1 root onion, 1 slice of ginger and 2 teaspoons (/kloc). (doing actions) anti 1: Wow! Steamed dragon 18 times ~ anti-2: ok, take the pot, anti-1: shake it before eating, it tastes good ~! +1: Listen up, everyone. Oh, my God! Another debater actually confused braised pork with steamed meat. Counterside 2: What's wrong with steamed pork with flour? (anti-2 hits anti-1 in the arm, asking for help) anti-1: Yes, yes, what happened to steamed meat? Steamed pork with flour is delicious, too! Counterside 2: Yes, steamed pork with flour is delicious, too. Haven't you eaten? Main business: The meat is delicious, so eat more vegetarian dishes, so that the nutrition is balanced (hold up the brand-KFC). Why did you run into the kitchen again? Do braised pork and steamed pork have anything to do with forcing a smile? Really, start over. Positive 1: Our laughter can break through the clouds. Anti 1: Our crying can tear our hearts apart. Heads 2: When brothers meet again, a smile can eliminate enmity and enmity, which can eliminate estrangement and dissolve hatred. Counterparty 2: When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. There are also athletes from China who have won glory for their country and made great achievements. When they wore golden Olympic gold medals on their chests and watched the bright red five-star red flag Ran Ran rise, they always burst into tears. It can be seen that crying is the best way to express your true feelings. The coming 2008 Beijing Olympic Games will make all China people proud. During this period, tens of thousands of volunteers will be smiling, providing meticulous help to international friends who will come to Beijing at that time and acting as messengers of laughter. Do other debaters have any objections? Anti 1 (I don't know how to answer after standing up, so I ask anti-2): How do you say it? Anti-2 anti 1: You said yours, why do you ask me? Anti 1 vs positive 1: What do you want me to do? 1: Listening to you is better than studying for ten years. It hurts my body and mind, like a spring breeze, and makes me cry! Almost made me laugh to tears. Anti 1: Yes! Everyone knows that they are crying with joy, so it can be seen that both extremes of laughter are crying. What is the explanation? (Zheng 1 and Zheng 2 stand up at the same time and see each other stand up and sit down at the same time. ) positive 1 is positive 2: Go ahead. Positive 2 is positive 1: Why should I say it? You stood up and didn't say anything? Positive 1 is positive 2: you stand up, too. Why don't you say something? Positive 2 is positive 1: Don't stand up if you don't say it later. Positive 1 is positive 2: I won't stand up now, you say. Positive 2 is positive 1: I need to know what to say. Why do I have to talk nonsense with you? Lord: Hey! Why do you quarrel among yourselves? Start over. Front 2: Our comic sketch actor's mission is to spread laughter to thousands of families. Do other debaters have any questions about this? Anti 1: Every guest in Art Life was made to cry by Zhu Jun, but everyone was still scrambling to fall in love with it, which shows that crying is more attractive. (Zheng Er stands up, points and points, and then sits down. ) anti 1: Is the other debater wrong? Is there nothing to say? Heads 2: I just want to say: Ah! You don't understand. It's hard for someone with your IQ to understand. Counter 2: You belong to Zhu Bajie-you are a prodigal son, aren't you? We are all elites in the field of phonology. Crosstalk has a long history of hundreds of years. How long is your sketch? +1: No matter how hard the tortoise lives, it can't escape the rabbit who just had a full moon. Anti 1: See what talent you have in sketching. Everyone who looks a little decent has gone to fight and rob. Take you two for example, just one cucumber and one sweet potato. Why are you so rude and have no quality at all? Can't just say what people look like? +0: The chairman is fair. (Realizing that what the host said is wrong) Huh? Positive 2: we are golden partners ~ ~ positive 1 positive 2: positive 1: no gifts this year ~ positive 2: only melatonin as a gift ~ negative 1: where is the golden partner? I don't know how a cucumber and a sweet potato make him a golden partner ~ just 1: Just the two of you together is the name of a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer. Counter 2: Who? +1: Wu Bai. Anti 1: Didn't you say we were 250? Main: No malicious language attack. Heads 2: Men quarrel, but women don't interrupt. Moderator: When the time is up, both sides will stop speaking. Now let me sum up today's game: today's debate was conducted in a peaceful atmosphere, and both debaters expounded their views in a friendly and powerful way. It's really a woman versus a man, and the two sides are evenly matched. It's nice to eat tinkling green nano toffee every day. Later, the jury will discuss and decide the winner of this debate. 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