1, am I fat? No, just hold it comfortably. You can't hold it any longer. I won't take it.

If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more and not get fat, just exercise. If you want to do everything well, just work hard. But only if you like me, I'm at a loss.

I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.

4, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I took a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed. I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

6. Who says I'm fat, and who am I in a hurry with? I'm just a little swollen.

Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. Even if you are fat and ugly, people who love you will not abandon you.

8. We will still miss the past, miss our carefree childhood, or look forward to the day when we grow up. Groups of immature faces and chubby little hands are piled up in strange shapes by autumn mud dug out of the ground. But at that time, the space has changed. None of you are in my world, and I am the only one left, shouting silently in an empty heart and being childhood friends.

9. Don't look at A Dun's fat and trembling, but his actions are as alert as a leopard against a hunter.

10, holding a fat doll and holding a duck in his hand.

1 1, nine cold months, she turned into countless flying snowflakes and landed in the corner of the world step by step with elegant steps. The eternal pine tree was also moved by its glittering and translucent, covered with layers of silvery white, and the chubby snowman on the ground stared at the sparkling ice flowers on the treetops in disbelief, which was imitated all over the world. What a charming winter it is!

12, please don't lose weight, let alone leave me! Don't you know, I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never get thinner. The fatter the better! I like the way you look fat, no, it's love, love from the heart! Recently, however, you

13, fat people are generally the hungriest, because there is a word called, the hungriest and heaviest.

14, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

15, a fat woman said to her husband: What worries me is not my weight, but my height. According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 2.5 meters.

16, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you!

17, the university is a hotbed of love, and pulling down the curtain of graduation has become a mourning hall for love.

18, delicious fierce woman, dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

19, I was so happy when I was fat, and I felt that love wandered wider in my body. Later, love left and became unhappy. But now I am finally thin, but I am still so unhappy. Maybe I'm happy, but it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin.

20. Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx two.

1, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned into a wall, blocking your view. . .

2. I have heard the sweetest love story: you live in my heart when you are thin, and you can't get out when you are fat.

People who were kind to me when I was fat will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

4. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said the pig's brain is the cleverest. Eat a bag and sleep. You don't have to think about anything. You can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.

I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.

6. The night is getting late. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

7. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer! ! !

8. A male friend said to me: Whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. What can he talk about loving you? Think about it. That makes sense. Doesn't mean that only millionaires are qualified to spend money on women they like. A man is willing to give you his money to make you feel happy in love and satisfy your wishes within his own ability. This is to love you. Men should spend money on women they like. Only stupid women get fat in the face. Not only does she not need men to spend money for her, but she will even spend money for men. ......

9. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

1 1, child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Your mother, is it rebar?

12, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

13, people who can't lose weight are in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight will always have nothing to hide ~

14. What's wrong with being fat? What's wrong with being poor What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

15, who says chubby girls are not good, and there are many benefits. It can't run when the wind blows, and it feels good to hold it.

16, ten or twenty years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.

17, people who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest.

18, fat people eat it in one bite. Do you think anyone can do it in one step?

19, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

20, honey, am I fat? Are you full?

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx three.

1, [I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while. ]

2. I heard a girl singing that day: I am a stranger, and I gain three pounds on holidays. QQ funny log sharing with egg pain

3. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the lazy cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became very fat. The mouse was moved and said, dear, why are you so kind to me? The lazy cat squinted and said with a smile, you will know when you are fatter.

4. I am fat, not rough.

The biology teacher said that being fat is not useless. It can cushion the pressure. You see, fat people will rebound when they fall.

6. I am fat because many things are not detailed in my heart.

7. What is wrong with being fat? Fat people can pinch their faces in warm winter and cool in summer.

8. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks with lightning.

9. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

10, alas, I have gained weight again, and I really want to beat myself to pieces.

1 1, the reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

12, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

13, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sometimes you have to pretend to smile as if nothing had happened. This is not giving up, but maturing. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. You lived in my heart when you were thin, but when you got fat, you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

15, being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

16, the big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

17, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

18, others said they didn't do well in the exam because his goal was full marks. Others say that they feel fat recently, because his ideal weight is 90 Jin. Some people say that his income this month is not high, because he used to earn more than 30 thousand, and some people take pictures to reveal the famous brand logo, because he thinks it is a daily necessities. You stand in hell and look up at the sky, laughing at their greedy and hypocritical posturing, forgetting that you are just a big low ratio that does not make progress.

19 those red marshal Huang Guoguang hung on the tree, hiding behind the leaves, showing cute fat faces and welcoming Miss Qiu with a smile.

20. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

Tell me about the fat man. Funny sentences to describe yourself as fat.

1 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

4. cherish the thin people around you, because you don't know which day, Ta will be blown away by the wind. Cherish the fat people around you, because I don't know which day, Ta will be blocked on the road. Cherish the present, because I don't know which comes first, tomorrow or accident. Learn to cherish and life will be better.

5. Do you think it's strange to be fat now to store fat for the winter! You skinny people are going to freeze to death.

6. Such a circle is like a football.

7. Calculate the total score of boys: boys have good hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs and good collarbone, can play basketball, cook, tell jokes and humor, can fight, and are handsome with full marks.

8. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

9. The man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

10, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

1 1, I am fat, but I have a collarbone!

12, I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

13, fatty, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.

14, when winter comes, we should all eat fat meat so as not to be cold.

15, a few years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

Everyone says I'm fat! In fact, I am thin!

17, it is a woman's greatest luck to meet a gentle and affectionate man who loves her deeply. This kind of luck is better than a beautiful face and a figure that can't get fat.

18 I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.

19, every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

20. Women are water and flowers. Take good care of yourself and make your beauty last. Remember, no matter how old, fat and ugly you are, the love of beauty can't disappear. Make yourself beautiful every day, and you will attract others' affirmation.

2 1, may you be greedy and not fat, may you be lazy and not ugly, and may your affection not be disappointed.

22, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are flat-chested figs.

23. Girls in Shanghai now know why drinking cold water always makes them fat!

24, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

Don't think I'm fat, you're just jealous that I eat better than you?

26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

27. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I don't think about tea and rice, I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner and thinner.

28. A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I was very nervous after hearing this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

30. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

You eat and eat. You are not fat. Tell me something funny about being fat. Tell me about it.

1. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

5. You won't get fat if you eat it. Take a bite, take a bite, and you won't get fat. If you eat your period, you won't get fat. In fact, you are not fat, just a big skeleton.

6. To buy water, the boss said two pieces. I said the suggested retail price is1.a bottle of 5 yuan. The boss said: I don't accept his suggestion!

7. It is said that zombies only eat people with brains, so you are safe.

8. You don't have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but you must fall in love with someone who makes your life beautiful.

9. Russia runs towards the green light and deviates from your direction, but you are calmly drinking a cup of afternoon tea.

10. I finally accepted my ugliness, and I have to accept it again after cutting my hair, alas.

1 1. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

12. When I get up every morning, I don't rely on alarm clocks and dreams, but I have been urinating all night.

13. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

14. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

15. Failure is not terrible, but success is the key.

16. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17. If you look fat, I'll take you!

18. Fat people, no, rude people. ..

19. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will be fat. If you are fat, you will be unhappy.

20. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing.

2 1. I looked good when I was fat, but I lost weight.

22. Ugly people like to say what you are looking at.

23. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

24. In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

25. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely, I am hungry!

26. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just give them two meals.

27. menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts: I will definitely come back.

28. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

29. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

30. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

3 1. Do you think the bell is a good voice in China?

32. Lonely women shake WeChat, while empty men search nearby.

33. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

34. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

36. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

I can use magic to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. You see, you have forgotten.

Don't try to cheat me, or I'll play along.

39. You are a big beast with a face like a TV set. I wonder if your face looks like a TV socket.

40. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

About the funny autumn trousers, talk about 2020.

1. How much sadness can there be, just like being caught in a cold current without wearing long trousers.

It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit autumn trousers.

You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

5. Do you want to be a warm man? Yes, put on your long pants first.

6. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long pants.

7. Wear other people's long pants, so that others have no long pants to wear.

8. It is the most basic respect for winter to plunge a corner of autumn clothes into autumn trousers and a corner of autumn trousers into socks.

9. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

10. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, that is, the peace of mind with long pants tied in socks.

1 1. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

12. There is a kind of cold that makes your mother feel cold, and there is a kind of cold that makes your mother tell you to wear long pants.

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, not without long pants.

14. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.

15. Once upon a time, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear them. If there is a deadline, I hope it is a winter!

16. There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who wear long pants and those who don't.

17. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but holding a pair of long trousers without wearing them.

18. You either wear it or you don't. There are long trousers, neither fat nor thin.

19. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long pants by the bed.

20. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

2 1. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and I have to wear long pants in the middle.

22. Some people wore two pairs of long trousers and froze to death. Some people wear stockings, but they are still alive

23. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

24. There is a kind of love, that is, no matter you escape to the ends of the earth, your mother will send you long pants!

25. I came to menstruation late at night and stained my long pants. Because I had to wear it the next day, I washed my pants with a basin of water in the toilet. As a result, my brother pushed the door in and was shocked to see the scene in front of him. For a long time, he held back: elder sister, did you kill anyone?

26. Ten years of life and death are two boundless, I don't think about it, I will never forget it, I don't wear long pants, and I feel sad everywhere.

27. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I'm wearing long pants.

28. It is required that the sky is clear and harmonious, and only people are required to add a pair of autumn trousers.