2. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.
3. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you.
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
5, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.
6. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.
7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.
8. Format yourself just to delete you.
9. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
10, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
1 1, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.
12, damn it, I've never seen such archaeology. Can be used as a world heritage.
13, as the old saying goes, don't eat your condom now, you can play with others.
14, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
15, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
16, the departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass is not retained.
17, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but in fact it was all made up.
18, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.
19, the past is profound, but it is not enough to stop the future.
20. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
2 1, rather than mixing, it is better to boil, not as good as two, not as good as soaring.
It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.
23. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself.
24. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.
25. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
26. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
27. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
28. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
29. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
30. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.
3 1, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.
I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.
33. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.
34. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.
When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What sexual desire can I talk about?
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
37. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
Don't look back, I just love your back.
39. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.
Non-mainstream love quotations
1. Missing is just a habit, so get used to not missing anyone. 2. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life!
I smiled when you said that we would be friends for life. I found myself falling in love with you.
We are like a match, which burns out at once, and the dawn has not seen the end.
5, love a person is not to have him, as long as you silently look at him in the distance, you will be satisfied.
6. Love is a romantic thing, and frustrated people can't afford it.
7. I used to think that a person's life was very good. But that's thought!
8. You walk in willfully, and then walk away gently, leaving behind the temperature and regret.
9. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?
10, I waited all my life, but I couldn't get your instant gaze.
1 1. Memory is a bridge, but it is a prison leading to loneliness.
12, every time, we always have endless topics.
13, looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future.
14, no dress suits you better than your love; No decoration is more charming than your love;
15, you care, he has no intention, loving someone who doesn't love himself is unrequited love.
16. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.
17, you have never been loved, and you will cherish those who love you in the future.
18, the dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for leaving.
19. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.
20, forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will always be never say goodbye.
2 1, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.
22. It takes 1 day to love someone, but 1 life to forget someone.
23, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.
24. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.
25, love, is its own perfection, I no longer lack anything.
26. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.
I lied to him for only one day, but he lied to me all his life.
28. Memories about love should be collected, but future happiness should be found by yourself.
29. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
30. Happiness is too far away from me, and loneliness is growing and swaying.
3 1, everything will be a thing of the past, that's how we live.
32. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
You beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?
34. Every time I see your existence on the Internet, it makes my heart beat.
35. I didn't know until I met you that there is a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love.
36. Love turned out to be a beautiful swallow. I hope my body can hold you and never part.
37. We let go of individuality, principles and freedom just because we can't let go of one person.
38. One is a gorgeous and short-lived dream, and the other is a cruel and long reality.
39. For most of life, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we long for bondage.
40. Meeting is a kind of beauty, knowing each other is a kind of happiness, and knowing each other is a kind of happiness.
4 1, just want to find someone who can bear my tears when I am frustrated; You can take a bite on your shoulder when you are happy.
42, men are mud, women are water, more mud, muddy water; Too much water and thin mud; No more, no less, squeezed in two clay figurines.
43. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
44. Commitment is a struggle between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.
45. Now my life and death, happiness and pain are completely in your hands. Can you give me divine love?
46. I forgot which day I carved a face on which wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.
47. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.
48. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.
49. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.
50. Loving him may be just a stubbornness when I was a child. I don't know, but I believe time will prove it.
5 1, you came gently. With deep eyes, you came to our side and stepped into my heart.
52.do you love me? I have fallen in love with you dangerously. How dangerous is it? I can't live alone anymore.
You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.
54. You are the prince in my fairy tale, and I am just a passer-by in your life.
55. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.
56, quietly disappear in the sea of people, don't let anyone see! Missing is a pain that can be breathed, which evaporates instantly and makes the impossible disappear with it!
After you leave, I don't want you to forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
58. If you don't love someone, you have no right to ask him to pay unconditionally, and you can't bear to watch the bleeding person stay by your side. You can't afford such affection.
When they can't meet, they miss each other. But once we meet, once we walk together again, we will torture each other.
60, you are like a petal covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit. .
6 1, I am approaching my dream step by step, even if it is broken, I will try my best to save it and exchange it with everything I have.
62. The regret of this life has ended before it started. He was just passing by. He became my most familiar stranger.
63. I want to say something, but I can't. I want to say I love you, but the wind blew me away. If the sea can love me once again, I will wait all my life.
64. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.
65. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. Giving up means that I no longer have any hope for you.
66. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers, drop by drop.
67. We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.
68. The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is swaying, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.
69. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.
70. Family ties are like spring water. A sharp knife is difficult to cut. No matter how hard I try, I can't erase that smiling image from my heart.
7 1, I know I was wrong, I know I love you too much, I know I just want to go with you in my life. You are the only person I love deeply in my life.
72. Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey. No matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.
73. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he can give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
74. Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.
75. Pursuit and desire include happiness, frustration and disappointment. After setbacks and disappointments, we learned to cherish. Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future.
76. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
77. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
78. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.
In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not only love but also life that is so unbearable.
Non-mainstream funny quotations
Non-mainstream funny quotations 1, you catch people and people eat you!
I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
If I am drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, and I will hold the wall!
4. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
5. People have backgrounds, and people have backgrounds.
6. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
7. After reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.
8. Youth is capital, and it is worthless without hard work.
9. I don't even want a spilled water.
10, I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.
1 1, I don't even believe in punctuation.
12, I am like grass, I can't extricate myself.
13, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?
14, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
15. Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.
16, I came to this world and didn't intend to go back alive.
17, red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on your face. I miss you so much.
18, youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to children.
19, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
20. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men.
2 1, don't give me a hard look, you think you are a palette.
22. No matter how big the official is, there is more money. Yan dragged it over like this.
23, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.
24. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.
25. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.
26. Dream interpretation is the earliest wireless communication method in human history.
27. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
28. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.
29. Is my face oily? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.
30. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.
3 1, what I can't extricate myself from is love, and the radish in other people's fields.
32. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!
Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
34. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.
35. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
36. Examination results are announced: laugh if you do well in the exam, and don't cry or laugh if you don't do well in the exam.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
39, hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
40. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
4 1, life is like fighting landlords, but a group of people are enemies.
42. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?
43. Take your complaints out in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.
44. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.
45. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.
46. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.
47. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.
48. Women are always strong for a few days, even if they are bleeding.
49. Whenever I have enough to eat and drink, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.
50. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die like a grandfather.
5 1, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.
Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.
53. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry. .
54. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
55. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
56. I watch the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.
57. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.
58. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
60. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
6 1, toss a coin, surf the internet head, sleep at the end, stand up and do your homework.
62. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
63. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.
64. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women are not spared. Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.
65. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
66. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
68. What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.
69. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
70. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
7 1. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.
72. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.
73. The chemistry teacher asked: What about the gas leak at home? Get up and say, have a cigarette and calm down.
74. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
75. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.
76. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.
77. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
78. If you watch a big tree turn into an exercise book, do you still have the heart to do your homework? In order to protect nature, we don't do our homework.
79. It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!
80. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?
Non-mainstream funny
Two orioles singing green willows, I don't even have a companion! The rabbit and the rabbit are running, and I don't even have a companion! I suggest that god stand up again. I don't even have a date! Sitting up critically ill, I don't even have a companion! I don't even have a date! Ask how much you can worry about, I don't even have a date! If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, I don't even have an object! This song should only be in the sky, I don't even have a date!
The mac died in five hours, the iphone died in half a day, and the ipad died in one day. Only boyfriends can charge for a long time, and it also includes various intelligent functions such as accompanying food, drinking and shopping, selling cute jokes, singing and dancing, and being a driver. So what are apples, donkeys and grandmothers? The real luxury is to have a good boyfriend. Agree to transfer ~
What if one day I suddenly die unexpectedly .......... ……QQ will not be visited by anyone, and Weibo will not be released by anyone. This ID will be hacked forever, and the children I know online will only think that I am disconnected ... gay friends in the third dimension doesn't know gay friends in the second dimension, and my mother doesn't know that I opened Weibo ... How can I tell those who care but don't know me that I am dead? ...
With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.
China is strong, and all foreigners will be required to take CET-4 and CET-6! Classical Chinese is so simple that all the questions are answered with a brush, which is cheap for them. To get angry, each person should have a kitchen knife and a turtle shell, and carve Oracle Bone Inscriptions. The topic of the thesis is On Theory of Three Represents. After listening to all Jay Chou's songs, I only listen to Nunchaku once, and tell him that this is the normal speaking speed! Reading comprehension is based on Zhouyi, the oral test requires singing Beijing opera, and the experiment includes jiaozi …
I can't stand 10 anymore. I think you are very old. I want to see you every day. Leave it to me yourself. I will never let you down again. Let you stay with me forever. I will never be half-hearted. I swear I will only raise you 1 pig in my life! See this picture, 10 second forwarding, love is "perfect" and "happy old!
A: "What horse has only two legs?" B: "? Don't know. " A: "Obama." B: "..." A: "What mouse has only two legs?" B: "? Don't know. " A: Mickey Mouse B: A: What duck has only two legs? B: "Donald! ! ! "Answer:" Wrong, all ducks have only two legs. " B: vomiting blood! !
The reason for finding a short girlfriend is 1. You can hug her and kiss her. If her ankle is sprained, her back will be very relaxed. You can watch her wear nice high heels anytime and anywhere. 4. You can carry it while watching the excitement. 5. Naive girl, there is no pressure to walk together. 6. She can dodge flexibly when fighting with her husband. 7. She is always younger than her actual age, and she can be spoiled when she is old. 8. She has always maintained the fragile nerves of boys.
Roast chicken is the best seller-the first emperor among birds; The most awesome welding-welding emperor Wu; The best seller of sugar-coated haws-Emperor Taizong; The best-selling steamed bread-Mo; The best-selling braised pork-Lu; Door curtain bestseller-climbing golden lotus; The most awesome wedding-Ximen Qing; Shi Jin, the best-selling Viagra.
Several people are chatting together. Smokers say I'm a smoker, swordsman says I'm a swordsman, drunkard says I'm an alcoholic, tourists say I'm a tourist, and the ladle seller says, you talk first, I'm leaving!
No salary increase, no promotion, and even the year-end bonus was cancelled. I'm going to drown my sorrows in wine. Someone brought a bottle of wine, and when everyone saw the name of the wine, tears fell down, and some people immediately cried. The name of wine is very attractive.
Beijing: I killed you; Shanghai: I will kill you; Hebei: I killed you with a white towel; Yunnan: I poisoned you; Guangxi: I will kill you; Hubei: I strangle you; Jiangsu and Zhejiang: I will trample you to death; Xuzhou: I will fan you to death; Hunan: I'm so hot; Fujian: I'll put a hat on you; Chongqing: I love you to death; Hainan: I killed you with a coconut; Xinjiang: I strangle you with a silk scarf; Inner Mongolia: I'll soak you to death with horse milk!