The prologue is the first bridge between the speaker and the audience. The following is a complete set of funny opening remarks, welcome to read.

Funny prologue (1) On this colorful day, we ushered in the X campus concert of our school.

In concert activities, students hold high the sails of wisdom, soar with their thoughts, express their feelings, have youthful melodies, show their skills, explore scientifically, show their perseverance and fly poetically?

Funny prologue (2) If you want to fly, let me give you a pair of wings

If you wish to dream, let me give you more clothes in your dream.

If you are still sad, come and lean on my chest and I will tell you where the wind comes from.

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They are all from China Entertainment like me! As long as there is a stage

There must be brilliance. Where there is applause, there is a sunrise.

All you have to do is put your heart into it! Open your heart! Give me your applause.

Open China entertainment circle! The performance is going on in the southeast and northwest. I am the only bird with golden wings. I immediately pay attention to China. Who is jealously jealous? Friendship, the five tigers in Northeast China can sing XX!

KC0055-Let me make an opening remark and thank my friends for giving our excellent dancers warm applause.

Here, please allow me to introduce myself first: I am the host of tonight's program-XX. Although the actor should be excellent, it's a pity that I, a dinosaur, went out to play because the door of the zoo was not closed. Ha ha! It pollutes everyone's visual nerve. But it doesn't matter. Although I am ugly, as long as I can bring happiness and joy to all my friends here, that is the biggest reason why I can stand here. Let's applaud the existence of dinosaurs. Thank you!

Every day, friends ask us if the program is good. In fact, friends don't have to worry at all, because today the boss drove a "Mercedes-Benz" tractor to tell us that all the local business elites will be here tonight, and 72 top scholars, political celebrities and social elites from all walks of life will gather here, so tonight we have prepared a unique and ingenious party for our friends at all costs. Elegance makes you happy, vulgarity makes you appreciate. And during the performance, friends can eat and drink whatever they want in our bar, but here, you can eat, drink and cuddle, but you have to pay for it.

Well, my friends came to watch the program, not to listen to the storytelling. I won't talk nonsense. Let's invite a powerful singer to perform for our friends. Let's listen to the applause of the section chief, director and directors. Let's welcome them from .............

Funny prologue (3) Ladies and gentlemen, friends who miss their sisters, uncles and aunts, men and women:

Come at ten o'clock, everyone. Ok ~ ~ ~

Ah! (with open arms) It's hot in summer, and the night is sultry. Crossing the prosperity of the city, you and I meet on the big stage of Liu Laogen again. Thank you!

The sun is shining tonight, no, the stars are shaking and the lights are shining tonight. This is the world of flowers, ah, this is the ocean of dance! All right! (Clapping hands at the same time) Uh, the ocean! The vast sea of people, all sentient beings, you and I are all looking for happiness. Your arrival will make our Liu Laogen's stage and walls, er, shed walls dusty, and your arrival will be as warm as going home, no, warm. Here, on behalf of our boss and all proprietresses, I would like to express my deep sorrow, er no, and join all the actors in expressing warm condolences to you! All right! (Clap your hands at the same time)

Thank you for enjoying these performances of mental illness with your long endurance, compassionate eyes and good compassion. The actors in our group are all mentally ill, but I am more normal than them because I just finished taking medicine!

First of all, my old and new friends don't know me. First of all, please allow me to introduce myself at once. I come from People's Republic of China (PRC), and I am alone. This is my first time hosting a program. My name is Dachang. Dachang is the large intestine. I am twenty-three years old. I belong to a girl, a beautiful girl. I was born on1May 198518th. At night, it rained on the day I was born, er, the day I was born. I have a small education, a bachelor's degree and little education. I went to school for two days and caught up with Sunday. I can't speak any gorgeous language, but I can assure you that I am talking about Turin. Why? Because I opened my mouth, I wish all the friends who applauded me tonight a long life. Better late than never! If you don't applaud, I wish all my friends who play mahjong, choke on water and disconnect from the net applaud for me. I will never forget you, even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go, and I will always remember you in my heart.

I won't say anything. Don't look at my appearance. I look a little surprised. I didn't mean to come out to scare you. I'm sorry to tell you first! My master Zhao Benshan said that you are the Lord, God, Amen, Jesus and so on, which are all very important to us! For us, you are particularly important. Ah, if you don't come, we will make money, right? The clothes, trousers, trousers ends and socks we wear are all taken out of your pocket. As the saying goes, there must be a spirit if the mountain is not high, and a dragon if the water is not deep. Ah, there will be a dragon! There are not many spectators, just pay! You are happy, the boss is happy, the boss is happy, the boss is happy, the boss is happy, the boss is happy, the manager is happy, and the actor has this (making money gestures at the same time). With this, they can go out at night!

Well, I won't be wordy. Don't treat me as an accident, I am more talented. As the saying goes, the sea is getting cold! I am the most talented actor in our troupe, combining all kinds of arts. Unlike them, I can only sing or dance and do everything. Later, I will give you some stunts, acrobatics, ventriloquism, imitation shows, songs, Yue Opera, sketches and plays. My ventriloquism is not like Lausanne. I can play a trombone and sing something. I didn't blow. My ventriloquism is unknown, but I can! I'm definitely not bragging. Please enjoy the wonderful program brought to you by my apprentice!

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