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First of all, congratulations to the landlord on his wedding. I wish you a happy wedding and an early birth!

Changsha code original personality:

The first part: Celebrating the house and celebrating the house, offering all kinds of sweets, vowing to fly to Cai Feng in pairs (flat, flat, flat).

Bottom line: open your eyes and laugh, throw hydrangeas, and secretly enjoy catching scarabs by yourself (plain, plain, plain)

Explanation:

(1) Fantang: Fanzi, here is a verb, and it is an average distribution solution. It is common in ancient Chinese, such as "rich and poor, equal dignity."

(2) Fishing for scarabs alone: Scarabs, which means the husband of scarabs, means beauty. See the story: The Tang Dynasty stipulated that the turtle symbols or bags of officials with three or more products should be decorated with gold, four products with silver and five products with copper. It can be seen that the scarab can refer to both the tortoise symbol made of gold and the tortoise bag decorated with gold. But whatever it means, it is a prince or an official above the third class. Later generations called the aristocratic son-in-law a rich husband.

Analysis:

The first word of the first couplet group is Zhai, and the homonym is Sergeant Zhai.

The first words of the next couplet are linked together as: Yan Chui, and the homonym is: Yan Zhimin.

Uneven couplets will make people laugh and be generous. Therefore, this association is looking for the heart, and at the same time, it is trying its best to meet the level. The difficulty is tantamount to dancing with shackles, and it is hard! But it is very gratifying to think that I can bless my lover!

-The heart knows fate-

The following words may be related to the landlord, but please treat them with a normal heart:

Copy the poison text of Xiao XX as follows, so as to refute it:

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Let me analyze it.

The first part: House Celebration, Happy House, all candy, vowed to fly to Cai Feng together.

Bottom line: smile with your eyes open, throw hydrangeas, and secretly enjoy catching scarabs by yourself.

Explanation:

(1) Fantang: Fanzi, here is a verb, and it is an average distribution solution. It is common in ancient Chinese, such as "rich and poor, equal dignity."

Don't mess with the source of wealth, and don't fool the landlord with candy. That's really interesting. Does the candy need to be even? People want to resist, so they have to change their verbs. This is the level. I know you said you want to harmonize your garbage level, so you don't want to get candy. Couplets have a lot to say. There is no need to say this thing.

(2) Fishing for scarabs alone: Scarabs, which means the husband of scarabs, means beauty. See the story: The Tang Dynasty stipulated that the turtle symbols or bags of officials with three or more products should be decorated with gold, four products with silver and five products with copper. It can be seen that the scarab can refer to both the tortoise symbol made of gold and the tortoise bag decorated with gold. But whatever it means, it is a prince or an official above the third class. Later generations called the aristocratic son-in-law a rich husband.

You can use the previous verb, but there is a problem. Why is it so vulgar? You see such a person. It's homophonic. I'll teach you how to use it later.

Analysis:

The first word of the first couplet group is Zhai, and the homonym is Sergeant Zhai.

This is nonsense. If you want to embed your name, you must embody his name. There is a lot of rubbish on the ferry, but all that rubbish is done in this direction, and sooner or later you will make progress.

The first words of the next couplet are linked together as: Yan Chui, and the homonym is: Yan Zhimin.

I think you are the only one who pretends to be so anonymous. How can others understand it?

Why do I say this is bullshit? I should tell you why. It's the same as not embedding a name. Don't say it's okay for the landlord to give it to others, because you don't have a homonym embedded in your name. Only you can understand that couplets are rubbish for others to see, right?

Uneven couplets will make people laugh and be generous. Therefore, this association is looking for the heart, and at the same time, it is trying its best to meet the level. The difficulty is tantamount to dancing with shackles, and it is hard! But it is very gratifying to think that I can bless my lover!

It is a big mistake to cross your hands as a pediatrician. Is it interesting to get married online and offline? It means to let go of the experts and you will know at a glance that it is not difficult to cross your hands. Don't blame any difficulties if you have problems with your level.

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I thought your Momo charm was just a low IQ and a poor place; Today, it seems that your IQ is not only low, but your personality is even lower than your IQ! Calling you a stupid pig is an insult to pigs! Because the stupid pig is stupid, but it is good to keep his position and not bite; What about you? You are a mad dog, biting people everywhere! You made much ado about nothing on that website and lost the battle (/question/114780187.html), and then you went to this website in an attempt to find some bargains.

Daydreaming! I think: people with a little literary knowledge, including the landlord, will not accept your poisonous fallacy:

One of the fallacies, "Is it necessary to even out the candy?" "The verb has changed."

Everyone who has been married knows that although there are special cases of giving gifts in return, in general, giving wedding candy to guests should be treated equally and roughly evenly, so as to avoid being biased. This is human nature, but Fu Tao Jr. howled hysterically. "That's funny." It seems that the funny thing is not the other one, but this inhuman thing! In fact, this fellow is weak with laughter! Because his real purpose is to prove that "Jun" is not a verb, and thus draw the conclusion that "the verb has changed" and "the couplet is wrong". Unexpectedly, the stupid pig lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot. He immediately said, "Do you still need even numbers for sweets?" People want to rebel, so they should be flat. " But these words prove that "even" is a verb. Look, everybody, does this guy shit himself?

The second fallacy, "Homophonic words can't be embedded in people's names" and "If you don't understand, it's bullshit"

You are really an ignorant and ignorant fool!

Have you read the famous homophonic Tibetan poems in history?

A boat among reeds,

Jie Jun, Russia starts from here.

If honest people know this,

There is nothing to worry about.

People will know it is "Lu Junyi" at a glance. According to your bullshit logic, this poem doesn't say "Lu Junyi" but "Lu Junyi", so Lu Junyi wouldn't have to be driven to revolt!

As for not understanding, it's true! At the level of your sewer, many of them can't understand! But just because you can't read it doesn't mean that the landlord can't read it either. In my opinion, everyone can understand, but you can't. Who told you you were an alien?

The third fallacy is, "The first part is married, and the second part is married, so we cross our hands."

Poor stupid pig, do you know what crossing your hands is?

Crossing hands refers to the complete or basic synonyms of poems, sentences and dialogues. This is just the connotation of the word "hands crossed", not the extension of "hands crossed". You got it? Because it involves two new concepts, I think you are more confused! Let's make a simple and popular analogy. For example, if your dad urinates standing up, on the other hand, it can't be said that it must be your dad who urinates standing up! Right? Because it may be a three-year-old boy standing to pee, or it may be a cow, a horse, a pig or a dog. Understand? It's good. Therefore, although the folded hands indicate that the sentences in poems, couplets and antitheses are completely synonymous or basically synonymous, the description of similar things in the upper and lower sentences is not necessarily the folded hands. For example: the mountains cover the day, and the ocean drains the golden river. Both the upper and lower sentences are scenery. Who dares to fart and allow him to cross his hands? My couplet is the yearning for the groom's official love, and the second couplet is the sweet aftertaste of the bride. Obviously, they are two different things. You importune and insist on saying one thing. Are you blind? !

Anyway, this son of a bitch is glib without being beaten! You can practice in the coquettish caves in the deep mountains and forests, and maybe you can live for a few more years. Why do you have to go to the temple where the landlord got married? The landlord originally wanted to receive festive couplets Not only do you not want to contribute a crooked couplet, but you also shit and fart here! Aren't you being a bitch and looking for death? !

Oh, great!

You mentioned the word "death" many times in another collection of poems in reply to birthday (/question/114780187.html), deliberately making the landlord suffer from a stroke, and now you are deliberately displaying ugly words such as "shit" and "garbage" in reply to a wedding couplet, on the one hand, to discredit me. It seems that the landlord and I can't help you, so you win. Don't you always think about "death"? In my opinion, whether you laugh to death because of your ignorance and arrogance, or you are angry because of your jealousy, you will always deserve it and deserve it! In this way, you can also make the poetry section return to a pure land. Not bad either, hehe!

But by the way, write a doggerel to send you on your way. After all, you have read the poem SAO several times!

"Four Wonders, Send Small Taofu"

A fool's justice:

Bitterness, wrong reincarnation.

The omen of the wooden coffin will eventually work,

An inch of land was buried under the bamboo.