Giraffe and monkey got married. In the bridal chamber at night, the monkey anxiously plans the future of his children. The monkey said to the giraffe, what do you think our children will do in the future? Giraffe smiled shyly and said, silly, you are in a hurry. I have long thought that our children can play basketball in the future. The monkey said, oh! What? The giraffe said, I don't understand. With my height and your jumping ability, this child will definitely be the second generation of Yao Ming.
The fly and the butterfly are engaged to get married early, and they have known each other since childhood. On their wedding night, they sat by the window and recalled their childhood while enjoying the moon. The fly said to the butterfly, I didn't expect all of us to grow up at once. I still remember when I was a child, you were a little caterpillar. I didn't expect to become so beautiful now. It has really changed a lot. The butterfly sighed softly and glanced at the fly. Yes, you were fat in vain when you were a child, but you didn't expect to grow up so dark.
4. Pulsatilla married an owl, who sighed all day: Alas, I am unlucky to marry a bad old man with gray hair. Pulsatilla is also dissatisfied with the tunnel: Are you unlucky? I'm so unlucky! You sleep during the day and stay up late at night, muttering to yourself, which makes me sleepless and nervous every night. Do you think my hair is not white?
Goat and pig are getting married. The goat said to the pig, do you think you should lose weight? I'm afraid you are too fat to wear your wedding dress. As soon as Miss Pig listened to the boss, she was unhappy. She also taught the goat not to be outdone, saying, You see that you are sloppy all day, don't pay attention to personal hygiene and don't pay attention to personal details at all. The beard is too long. I don't know how to shave it.
6. Ants and elephants are getting married. The elephant and the ant discussed: Aren't we going to have a party? The ant asked: Why? The elephant looked at the guest list of a thick book and said, there are too many relatives in your family! The ant snorted: What's wrong with our relatives? With so many relatives in our family put together, we don't eat as much as one relative in your family.
7. The donkey and the mule got married. After a few months, the donkey said to the mule, do you want to go to the hospital? The mule asked, what's the matter? Donkey: I doubt you can have children.
8, the snake and centipede blind date, the snake glanced at the centipede and said: Oh, my God! Why do you have so many legs? How much does it cost to buy shoes? The centipede is unhappy, hum, sample, but I don't think you have many legs, so I'm glad you don't have all four limbs!
9. May your life be as beautiful as a poem, as wise as a proverb, as pious as Ecclesiastes, and as harmonious as a song!
10, wherever you go, where you meet and what you do, I wish you all the best; Every move has a new style; Don't follow the counsel of the wicked, don't stand in the way of sinners, don't sit on the seat of mockers, be holy and think about the law of the Lord day and night; Like a fruit tree planted by a stream, it bears fruit on time and its leaves are not withered; Everything you do goes smoothly! Finally, I want to add an encouraging word: Jesus Christ loves you, so you should try to run straight towards the benchmark, because the best is yet to come!
1 1. On the wedding night of hermit crab and spider, hermit crab shyly asked spider: Tell me, you didn't take a fancy to my room when you married me, did you? The spider also asked: Then tell me, you didn't marry me because our family can go to the Internet cafe?
12, when getting married, diamond rings and flowers are essential gifts, as well as countless greeting cards and lovely dolls. I didn't feel special and novel, but I was still very happy. Recently, I saw a very special and great wedding gift shared by others on the post bar. I like the wedding present that the boy gave his wife very much. I think every girl is looking forward to receiving such a warm and romantic wedding gift! So, I specially tidied it up. Is a group of two people from acquaintance, know each other to love, and then to the future life process. I don't need to say anything. Share it with everyone.
13, ten years in the same boat, a hundred years of pillow breeze. Finding him (her) in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Take good care of this relationship, dear, and wish you a happy wedding!
14, May all lovers in the world be well, and all the best. Happy wedding! A hundred years of harmony! You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok? During their honeymoon trip, the mother told her daughter to be reserved when sleeping and not to take off all her clothes. After the honeymoon, the groom asked his mother-in-law: Is your daughter mentally ill? She wears a hat to sleep every day!
15, a newly married couple came back from their honeymoon and got off the train. Bride: Honey, should we show others that we have been married for a long time? Groom: No problem. You walk behind me with a box.
16, at the wedding, the groom told the story of love at first sight when he first met his lover Xiao Min. The bride was furious at once, pointing to the groom's forehead and yelling, You have to see clearly, my name is Ali!
17, a couple got married in the church. When it was time to exchange rings, the nervous groom forgot about it. The priest raised his finger anxiously, made a snapping gesture and winked at the groom. I saw the groom blushing and stammered, Reverend, isn't this the wedding night tonight?
18, love is a temporary thing, passionate and crazy. Being together is a lifelong thing, happy and warm. Everyone's other half is a perfect match, with the mark of love on it. May you join hands and continue to write a new chapter in romance.
19, red flowers, red candles, red lanterns, colorful lanterns and floats. The new house and new people have a new look and are happy. Have a long drink and concentrate on it. May you join hands forever and have a longer-term happiness. Happy wedding!
20. It is not easy to meet someone who loves himself and loves himself. I envy you and I envy you, but what I want most is to bless you well and wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years!
2 1. Congratulations on finding the partner of the Long March. Someone will depend on you from now on. Congratulations on finding a revolutionary partner, and life will be settled from now on. Today, let's join hands and wish Wan Li a clear sky.
22. Ten years by boat, a hundred years by pillow. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Take good care of this fate and bless you.
23. Love is always happy, and you are happy with one heart and one mind. May you two love each other more than the sea! You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?
24. If you want to get married, don't marry someone else, marry me. Take your passbook, take your sister and drive that BMW!