First, "live with me, don't think too complicated, don't think about anything else. If you are embarrassed to say it, I will give you a choice: first, I agree to get married at once; Second, agree even if you don't agree, and then get married; Third, if you need time to think about it, give it a day to think about it, then get married and choose. "
I sincerely declare here that after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, all leftovers will be included, and all chores will be done. Everything will be based on the wife's words and follow two principles: first, the wife's words are right; Second, even if the wife is wrong, follow the first rule. Please refer to the annex for detailed implementation rules.
1, when the wife is eating, she should wait on the side and scoop soup to fill the meal; Don't eat first.
2, the wife should be happy to wait when making up, and sincerely praise; There must be no impatient behavior.
3. The wife should help iron clothes and give advice when dressing; There must be no cynicism.
4, the wife should take a bath to measure the water temperature, scratch the back and wipe the back; There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.
5. When my wife goes to work, she needs a Mercedes-Benz shuttle and escort. There must be no behavior that worries about society.
6. When a wife is in danger, she should take care of herself and make generous sacrifices; There must be no fear of death.
7. If your wife is tired, smile and massage her back. There must be no chauvinism.
8. When shopping, the wife should be brave enough to pay and encourage more; There must be no forced behavior.
9. When serving, the wife should be full of praise and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.
10, the wife sleeps, it is hot to fan the wind in summer, and it is cold to warm the quilt in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.
1 1. If the wife is sick, she should kiss the soup and forget to eat and sleep; There must be no indifference.
12, when the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.
13, my wife should personally send flowers to celebrate the holidays; There must be no casual behavior.
14, my wife should take pains to lift heavy objects when shopping; There must be no slack and fear of heavy responsibilities.
15, when the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her parents with colorful clothes; There can be no so-called behavior.
16, when the wife is upset, be gentle and calm, and share her worries and solve problems; There must be no act of adding fuel to the fire.
17, when the wife admonishes, keep your hands close and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.
18, when the wife speaks, she should listen attentively and take notes frequently; You must never forget what you have heard.
19, if the wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility; There must be no behavior involving the wife.
20. When your wife goes out, you must stay with her and take good care of her. There must be no act of letting him go.
Third, as an upright China person, we should always be strict with ourselves with a new generation of honor and disgrace:
Be proud of loving your wife and ashamed of betraying your wife;
Proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife;
I am proud of my wife's cooking and ashamed of letting her cook; If my wife washes the pot, I must stand by and sing.
Proud of truly caring for his wife, ashamed of being angry with his wife on purpose;
Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife;
This guarantee will take effect on XX, XX, XX. Please keep it for your wife.
Dear fellow villagers, today is my wife's wedding day. After several years of hard work, today's marriage is really hard-won. Therefore, in order to remember this wonderful moment, cherish this wonderful marriage and reassure my wife's family and friends, I now swear:
1, adhere to the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.
2. Conscientiously implement the principle of "four sons", treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito, and work like a donkey.
3. Love your wife, be a civilized husband, and "call back, scold back, and greet the cold face with a smile."
4, sincerely accept his wife's emotional dictatorship, "don't talk to strangers", especially don't talk to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.
5. Adhere to the system of issuing all wages and bonuses. Don't tamper with your salary and don't hide your money in the closet. But you can apply for 500 yuan change every month. Parentheses, Japanese yen.
6. Actively respond to the call of "Six Eggs". You can only look at your wife's face, kiss her face before going out and sleep next to her face. When I get old, I will never call her a pervert again. My wife calls me an "asshole" and I am a "soft egg".
Today is my wedding day with XXX. In order to respond to the call of the CPC Central Committee, keep in mind the Party's teaching, and hold hands on the revolutionary road before the establishment of a new family, so as to realize the life goal of * * * and reassure his wife, family and relatives. Now I make the following promise:
1, adhere to the absolute leadership of my wife, and unswervingly follow the route specified by my wife. At home, my wife comes first, my children come second, cats and dogs are tied for third, and I am fourth.
2. Love your wife, be a civilized husband, and do "hit back, scold back, hit your left hand and send your right hand".
3. Exercise and make progress every day. Strictly follow the schedule, get up on time in the morning and go to bed on time at night. Seriously organize the study of cooking and massage techniques during the holidays.
4. Accept the supervision of your wife with an open mind, especially don't talk to strange women, except, of course, old ladies and children under five who ask for directions.