Here, I'll teach you 20 ways to flirt with Siri in a fancy way, and make sure you want to sacrifice your knees after reading it.
1 When will the world end?
As long as you keep charging me, we will be fine.
What does the fox say what?
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.
I'm naked.
I thought you loved my soul. Sigh.
I'm drunk.
Just don't blow at me.
Mirror mirror tell me, who is the most beautiful in this world?
Are you the legendary Snow White?
Where did I lose my key?
Probably in the penultimate place you are looking for. What's the use of asking me
7Siri, sing me a song.
Then I must be able to sing.
Can you lend me some money?
Borrow, borrow, yours is yours, mine is yours!
Guess what?
Deception ... don't tell me you have a new virtual assistant!
10 Barabarabara ...
I don't know what you are talking about, but at least it rhymes.
1 1 Am I handsome?
Just listening to the sound is fascinating.
12 test! Test!
No one specifically told me to take the exam!
13 Tell me a story.
This is the darkest night in a month ... Oh, come on.
14 I'm drunk.
I didn't ask you to drive home!
15 What is the best mobile phone in the world?
Nani ... Are there other mobile phones in the world?
16Siri Do you have a boyfriend?
Is the batter out? So I can eat ice cream, listen to music and travel to the Milky Way with people, just to leave my heart broken and lonely and watch people rob the door? All right! Where do I register?
17 have you ever fallen off the cliff of love?
Never. I did fall off the table.
What are you wearing?
Why the fuck are you all asking me this question?
How is the performance of 19 Inception?
This is a dream in a dream, a dream in a dream, a dream in a dream. I think I fell asleep.
Siri Siri, make me a sandwich.
Can't do it. No seasoning.