Hello everyone! I will officiate at today's wedding on the orders of the bride and groom. Why does the bride and groom have to ask me to be the host? The other day, when discussing who is the most suitable wedding host, the groom-to-be said to me, "You look safe, and you won't distract the bride at the wedding and pose no threat to my handsome image." You are the master. I am relieved! Then, the bride-to-be said to me, "You are very modest. The groom stands on the stage with you, and all the guests will praise me for my vision. I am very satisfied that you are the host! "
I didn't want to shoulder this "heavy responsibility" (emphasis)! Helpless and groom are buddies, pushing injustice, but disrespectful, so adults have to be selfless!
Next, please allow me to introduce two newcomers today to all the guests.
(praising the groom)
Look at the groom, tall, with a tall nose and a hunchback, fighting with Song Wu and trying to pull the sauce jar out. He helps with the sauce and the jar. After entering the city, handling business, entering Shenzhen and visiting Nanyang, Clinton ate his cabbage and Thatcher drank his dragonfly soup. Diego Maradona kicked his radish and Elizabeth carried his wicker basket. Great, handsome man, he took a photo on the beacon tower and made soup in Huaqing pool. The good man didn't give it for nothing-he won the "One" medal!
(praising the bride)
Please hold your head up and show the villagers that you are not shy. Danfengmei, small cherry mouth, two dimples with hidden smiles, big eyes like black grapes, a head of moss dyed like ink, and the sun shining like DC oil. Alive, he is a good cook, raising chickens and dogs, and dozens of fat pigs are full. The grain is abundant, and the flue-cured tobacco building is built in the compound. Eat roast chicken, drink beer, cover with blankets, wear gold, eat, drink and wear all kinds of clothes, and get richer every day! Xxx, is it beautiful for you to find such a wife? Do you think he should knock the bride three times? (a: it should be! )-Stop kowtowing and make a present!
(Field interview) Excuse me, Mr. Yang, would you like to marry the lady beside you? Please give me a little applause, once again! Is it always poor * or always rich? (Yes)
Miss Yang: Would you like to marry this Mr. Yang beside you as your husband? (Willing) Never be poor or rich? (Yes)
So good, a match made in heaven, consensual, safe life and bright future!
How does the bride feel? (Happy) Is the groom happy? Excited? Want to get married?
But it's a little early. Why?
Ladies and gentlemen, please note that you must register before giving birth to your son. Legal marriage is protected, and small life is more auspicious.
Please welcome our amiable and respectable witness to read the marriage certificate. The witness is invited to speak.
Thanks to the witness, how can the bride and groom leave the matchmaker when they enter the bridal chamber? Hello, on behalf of two newcomers, thank you very much for your references. Just now, two newlyweds said that they couldn't get married here today without your matchmaking, so while giving you three bows, I will give you three sentences on behalf of the two newlyweds. Well, let's bow to our dear references.
A bow, thank you, right?
Two bows, thanks again,
Three bows, ignoring you,
I don't need you after I get married. Just kidding, don't let the newcomers into the bridal chamber, and the matchmaker will also throw a wall and watch something for two or three dollars during the Chinese New Year holiday. Can't we have too little? Just kidding, please sit down. Thank you.
Change your mouth:
Just now, the witness confirmed the legality of the marriage, so the bride officially walked into the door of the Yang family and became a member of the family. Let's invite the bride to meet her parents.
Call mom, call dad, and we will be a family from now on. But don't forget to take the red envelope. Speech by the wedding host
A worship of heaven and earth:
Applause brings good luck to a couple's new life. The couple will express their sincere thanks to all the guests with a bow gift.
Based on the bow, your love shines with the sun and the moon.
Second, bow, as evidenced by the earth, your feelings are like a surging river.
Three bows, the will of the people, your life is in full swing
Second, worship the high hall:
Bride and groom, today you have grown up and are leaving your parents to live independently. At that time, you were naive and ignorant of the blue sky, and your hearts were full of mystery. Now you will swim in the blue sky with your strong wings to find the unknown answer, and come to your parents before you fly high. They gave birth to you and raised your parents. When you were born more than 20 years ago, your parents took on the heavy responsibility of raising you, helped you learn to walk, taught you to talk, and raised you with great pains. Now that your parents are old, they have given you life and a lovely home. Remember, no matter where you are or what you are doing in the future, don't forget your parents and your lovely home. On your wedding day, call your parents kindly and repay their kindness.
A bow, nurturing grace, lifelong reward.
Second, bow, honor your parents and be polite to others.
Three bows, happy new home, don't forget your parents.
Husband and wife worship:
Ok, next, the husband and wife worship each other, and the husband and wife turn left and right. In China, there is a custom that when couples worship each other, the deeper they bow, the more they love each other.
Bow, thank you for choosing me,
Bow again and grow old together,
Bow three times and be United forever!
In order to express your happiness and joy at this moment and show your eternal love, please ask the beautiful bride to print a big red steel seal of love on the groom's cheek, and ask the groom to kiss back three times and once on his forehead. The future is bright; Kiss the tip of the nose, congenial; Three kisses and red lips, love each other.
Cheers, wine is sweet, which means you are happy, and wine is hot, which inspires you to start a new life. "Will the two newcomers propose a toast?" "No" and "I'll teach you with a red envelope". Please have a drink and have a drink for a long time. You take a bite, he takes a bite. Yes, yes, I like this young couple.
Give candy and cigarettes.
Friends, today is a happy and auspicious day. A couple will dedicate a special love to you, a happy cigarette represents two sincere blessings, and a happy candy will give you a happy and sweet life. Raise your precious and enthusiastic hands high, ready to pick up candy and cigarettes. Give you warmth and sweetness, give you good luck, give you happiness, give you freedom and smoothness.
Do uncles, neighbors, brothers and sisters congratulate you?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, today's wedding ceremony has come to an end for the time being. Today, our old club has prepared some thin wine and light vegetables without paying tribute, to borrow a wise saying from Zhao Benshan: Eat and drink well! Finally, I wish all the guests and friends present a happy family, a happy life, good health and all the best!
Ask the groom to escort the bride into the bridal chamber.