In summer, gay men often go to girls' dormitories to shoot mosquitoes for their girlfriends. Li Keke often sits on the bed and looks at the mosquito nets of the remaining three beds. Their boyfriends wander around. Whoever catches more boyfriends has the most face.
They often stay outside the mosquito net until the dormitory is about to close. Besides kissing girls, they have to hand over the mosquitoes they caught. I have to say, girls are different from girls. Some girls ask their boyfriends not to hurt mosquitoes, so they must catch them completely and stuff them into the bottle that their boyfriends carry with them. Some girls let their boyfriends tear off the wings of mosquitoes as souvenirs as trophies. If a boy can't make a pair of wings, wait for a girl to break up with him tomorrow! Of course, some girls ask their boyfriends to classify mosquitoes by sex, and some girls ask them to arrange them according to their height, body shape and age, so I won't elaborate here.
Generally speaking, it is a water town in the south of the Yangtze River with picturesque scenery. After graduation, Li Keke mentioned to me many times the beautiful scenery of that city, such as Humble Administrator's Garden and Lion Forest, which she had never seen. She also told me many times that mosquitoes in that city are really big, so many, all year round!
Based on this situation, we can fully understand why everyone in that university is looking for a boyfriend who can shoot mosquitoes.
Li Keke, a girl from the north, came to this city, and there were more corners than circles in her mind. Her roommates soon found a boyfriend in lightning speed. Once they went to bed, they asked her, Coco, what if mosquitoes bite you if you don't find a boyfriend?
Coco: I have hands!
The remaining three people looked at her in surprise, and the second bed could not help but sigh. It was a female man, even catching mosquitoes did such a thing!
Li Keke speechless turned supercilious look.
No one came to film mosquitoes for us? ! Of course not! Then why doesn't Li Keke find a boyfriend to help her shoot mosquitoes?
One day, the second bed said, Keke, you are so stupid. There are so many boys who want to shoot mosquitoes for you, but you have to shoot them yourself!
Ke Ke had to say: I shoot mosquitoes myself, at least I don't have to be fucked!
One bed, two beds and three beds and their boyfriend who swatted mosquitoes stopped involuntarily. They all stared at her as if she had a flower on her nose. There was a pause, only to hear three beds say, bah, what a shame!
Mosquitoes in this city are huge, which is really beyond the reach of a weak woman. Although Li Keke is a woman who relies on herself for everything, it must be because she has no one to rely on!
But it doesn't matter, Li Keke found another way. That night, she returned to the dormitory very late. 123 The boyfriends in bed have already left. Li Keke came back from the outside with a flashlight in his left hand and a black bag in his right. With her pace, the bag kept shaking and the bag made a chug sound.
Li Keke pushed open the dormitory door like a savior. She shouted: Sisters, what do you think I brought you? ! From now on, you don't have to get fucked for mosquitoes anymore!
All three people leaned their heads against the bedside and pricked up their ears, waiting for Li Keke to arrive.
Li Keke shook his pocket smartly, and suddenly five or six frogs jumped out of it and ate several mosquitoes at once.
A bed carefully asked: Li Keke, is this thing really good? Stop us from getting fucked.
The second bed then asked, "Li Keke, these frogs don't want to sleep with us." . What do they want?
Three beds directly refuse: in our life, even if we don't get fucked for mosquitoes, we may get fucked for other things, such as dreams, money and desires. We always get fucked together anyway. Why do you care so much about Li Keke? !
Li Keke blushed. She caught all the frogs. Each frog had a rope tied to its hind leg, and the other end of the rope was tied to a mosquito net. Every night, they help Lea Coco catch mosquitoes, that's all. Inspired by this, Li Keke went to catch some big dragonflies and put them in mosquito nets, but he didn't want to be eaten by frogs.
This lasted for several days. 123 The boyfriends in bed are catching mosquitoes seriously in the mosquito net. They dare not show that they caught it first. They have been swinging on that single bed for hundreds of times, waiting quietly for the bell to ring at half past ten.
My boyfriend in bed one accidentally saw a frog jump into a mosquito net in Li Keke. It seemed to catch something in mid-air. He couldn't help thinking: Why are we doing what frogs do? What's the difference between me and a frog with leggings? Bed one is hesitating how to explain to her boyfriend. She saw her boyfriend stop and called him down.
Bed 1: Honey, from today on, you don't have to come here to catch mosquitoes!
Boyfriend: Huh? ! What's the matter, do you want to raise some frogs, too?
No.1 bed sneered: No, a friend of mine bought me a mosquito killer.
Boyfriend: Ah! Mosquito killer, it can't help you put mosquitoes in the bottle!
Bed 1: I don't want live mosquitoes!
Boyfriend: What's the matter? You told me yesterday that you had a great sense of accomplishment! Seeing that his girlfriend's face was wrong, he quickly changed his mouth and said, well, I can shoot mosquitoes, too!
No.1 bed couldn't help but raise her forehead. Li Keke never saw her boyfriend again, so she can't say that. More precisely, Li Keke never saw her ex-boyfriend again. One bed has a new boyfriend, and the new boyfriend sent a mosquito killer, which makes the second bed and the third bed envious.
Of course, bed one also has the troubles of bed one. Although she used high technology and liberated her boyfriend's hands, she was inevitably lost.
As I said before, in this university, girls always want to find someone who is good at shooting mosquitoes. Some people are gifted, or have been exposed to the eighteen methods of killing mosquitoes since childhood. In the small society of university, they soon become handy and become the capital for hooking up with girls.
Of course, some people are not good at photographing mosquitoes, and Li Keke's pursuer is one of them.
I have published articles in the school magazine, such as the story I want to tell mosquitoes, Oh, girl, let me shoot mosquitoes for you! In addition to these literary works, there are also some academic works, such as how to eliminate mosquitoes from the first stage of their growth. Li Keke read this article, and he suggested putting pesticides in all the water sources in the school.
This is the source of Li Keke's first impression of him.
This man is full of flowers and intestines He bought a fly swatter, mosquito-repellent incense, mosquito killer and toilet water, all of which worked. But Lea Coco didn't read this. When the man came to pester him again, Li Keke stuck him: If you can kill a mosquito with your hand, I will be your girlfriend!
The man gave up decisively.
I asked again: Li Keke, didn't you ever fall in love in college or something?
Li Keke said with a smile: "There is a boy who has been practicing mosquito stunts and is chasing me!" ! Then he went after someone else!
I had to comfort myself: what a pity!
Li Keke smiled and said, No! At least I didn't get fucked for filming mosquitoes! So I won't be fucked because of money, appearance, power and status. Think about it, these are all the same things.
I rubbed Li Keke's head and carried her to bed.