-The reporter's question was vicious and designed a trap for Premier Zhou. After the liberation of China, all brothels in the mainland were closed, and the original prostitutes have been transformed into self-reliant workers. The reporter thought: If you ask "Are there any prostitutes in China", Zhou Enlai will definitely say "No". Once you really answer like this, you will fall into his trap, and he will immediately say that "there are prostitutes in Taiwan Province Province". At this time, you can't say "Taiwan Province Province is not the territory of China". This is the malice of this question. Of course, Premier Zhou saw through his tricks at a glance. This answer not only saw through the sinister intention of splitting China's territory, but also reflected the contrast of good social atmosphere between the mainland and Taiwan Province Province. Alas, Premier Zhou is very thoughtful in his consideration of the problem, and at the same time, he reacts so quickly. It's hard not to admire him!
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2. Foreign reporters asked Premier Zhou Enlai with malicious intent: "In China, it is obvious that people are taking the road, why are they called' the road'?" Premier Zhou replied without thinking: "We are taking the Marxist road, which is called the Marxist road for short".
The reporter's original intention is to compare China people to cattle and horses, and walk like cows. If you really answer him from the source of the name "Lu", even if it is correct, it is meaningless. Premier Zhou interpreted the word "horse" as Marxism, which was probably unexpected by this reporter.
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When the American delegation visited China, an official once said in front of Premier Zhou: "China people like to walk with their heads down, while we Americans always walk with our heads held high." When this language came out, it surprised everyone. Premier Zhou took his time and said with a smile, "This is not surprising. Because we in China like to go uphill, and you Americans like to go downhill. " .
-The words of American officials obviously contain a great insult to the people of China. The China staff present were very angry, but due to the diplomatic situation, it was difficult to strongly reprimand the other side for its rudeness. If you submit to humiliation and humiliate the other side, what national prestige is there? Premier Zhou's answer taught Americans what it means to be both rigid and flexible, and ultimately it was the Americans themselves who were embarrassed and embarrassed.
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An American journalist happened to see an American Parker pen on Premier Zhou's desk. The reporter asked in a somewhat ironic tone: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you China people use our pens made in the United States?" Premier Zhou said humorously: "This pen is a long story. This is an anti-American souvenir from a North Korean friend. I refuse to accept worthless rewards. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country. " Hearing this, the American reporter suddenly became speechless.
-What do you mean, shooting yourself in the foot? This is a typical case. The reporter's original intention was to dig at Premier Zhou: Why can't you China people even produce better pens and import them from our United States? As a result, Premier Zhou said it was a trophy of the Korean battlefield, which made the reporter lose face. Also, there is no way to compare with Premier Zhou.
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A western reporter said, "How much money does the People's Bank of China have?" Zhou Enlai said euphemistically, "What about the monetary funds of the People's Bank of China? And 18 yuan 8 cents and 8 minutes. " Seeing that everyone was puzzled, he explained: "The People's Bank of China issued 10 kinds of primary and secondary RMB, with denominations of 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, L yuan, 5 cents, 2 cents, and 1 minute, totaling 18 yuan. ...
1, 197 1, Dr. Kissinger secretly visited China to restore diplomatic relations between China and the United States. Before the formal negotiations began, Kissinger suddenly made a request to Premier Zhou Enlai: "Dear Prime Minister, the excavation result of Mawangdui No.1 Han Tomb in your country shocked the world. That female corpse is really a rare treasure in the world! I was entrusted by a famous person in the scientific community in China, and wanted to exchange charcoal around some female corpses with a substance that is not found on the earth. I wonder if your country is willing? "
Premier Zhou Enlai asked casually: "Sir, I wonder what your government will exchange?" Kissinger said: "The lunar soil is the soil brought back from the moon by our spacecraft, which should be regarded as something that does not exist on the earth!" "
Premier Zhou smiled: "What is my Tao? It turned out to be something at the feet of our ancestors. " Kissinger was surprised and asked doubtfully, "Why? One of you went to the moon a long time ago. What time? Why not announce it? "
Premier Zhou Enlai smiled and pointed to a the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon tooth carving on the coffee table and said to Kissinger seriously, "Why didn't we announce it earlier?" ? As early as 5000 years ago, we had a Chang 'e who flew to the moon, built the Guanghan Palace on the moon and lived there. Don't believe me, we will send someone to see her! Why don't you China experts know these things that are well known to women and children in our country? "Premier Zhou Enlai's humorous answer made the learned Dr. Kissinger laugh. Excerpted from global person, Zhang/Wen
A one-sentence movie description
1954, Zhou Enlai attended the Geneva conference and informed the staff to show the participants a colorful Yue opera film "Butterfly Lovers". In order to make foreigners understand China's plays, the staff wrote a 15 page explanation and submitted it to Premier Zhou for review. Zhou Enlai criticized employees for "casting pearls before swine, not looking at the real thing". The staff said unconvinced: "It's casting pearls before swine to show this kind of movie to foreigners!"
"That depends on how you play," Zhou Enlai said. "You have to play it with more than ten pages of instructions. This is random. I'll change the game for you. Just write a sentence on the invitation: "Please enjoy a colorful opera film, Romeo and Juliet by China. "After the film was shown, the audience was fascinated and burst into applause from time to time.
China invited a country that is an enemy of rice to dinner. As a result, the sign of Mi appeared on the banquet, which made others very angry, but Zhou Enlai said that we should eat Mi now.
Premier Zhou satirized his opponent.
During his decades of diplomatic career, Premier Zhou has always been famous for his high respect and humor. No matter on what occasions and what kind of opponents he meets, Premier Zhou can talk eloquently and entertain himself freely with superhuman wisdom, and his opponents can't take advantage of him. On one occasion, Premier Zhou was invited to visit the Soviet Union. When meeting Khrushchev, he was criticized for carrying out revisionist policies in an all-round way. The cunning Khrushchev did not answer directly, but stimulated Premier Zhou on the sensitive issue of class background at that time. He said, "You criticize very well, but you have to agree that I come from the working class and you come from the bourgeoisie." The implication is that the Prime Minister is speaking from the standpoint of the bourgeoisie. Premier Zhou just paused, and then calmly replied, "Yes, Comrade Khrushchev, but at least we have one thing in common, that is, we all betrayed our respective classes." Unexpectedly, Khrushchev's poisonous arrow turned around and shot at Hepburn. It is said that as soon as this statement came out, it was immediately circulated as a beautiful talk in the country of the producer of * * *.
Premier Zhou and mikoyan fought.
On one occasion, Premier Zhou stopped by Moscow on his way back from a meeting in Geneva. At the reception held in his honor, he made a toast to the Soviets in English. At this time, mikoyan (vice chairman of the Soviet Council of Ministers) complained: "Zhou, why don't you speak Russian? Your Russian is very good! " This sentence is obviously unfriendly. Premier Zhou's method is to ignore it first, but still answer in English: "mikoyan, it's time for you to learn Chinese." In order to urge mikoyan to tell the reason why he doesn't learn Chinese. Mikoyan really took the bait and complained, "Chinese is too difficult to learn." As soon as this was said, Premier Zhou said in high spirits, "Never mind, come to our embassy next time, and we will be happy to teach you." Suddenly put mikoyan in the position of a student.
1 1, right! pluck the pipa
On one occasion, Premier Zhou Enlai negotiated with the Kuomintang government. In front of us, the other party not only refused to accept it, but also said that negotiating with us was "casting pearls before swine"! Premier Zhou Enlai immediately had a brainwave and skillfully refuted the other side with what the other side threw: "Yes! Cows play the piano! " Here, Premier Zhou Enlai skillfully changed the idiom "casting pearls before swine" thrown by the other side into a meaningful "Yes! Cows play the piano! " , so as to get rid of the predicament, but also forced the other side into a shameful dilemma.
12 and 1960 In late April, Premier Zhou Enlai negotiated with India on the border issue between China and India, and India raised a provocative question: "Has Tibet been the territory of China since ancient times?" Premier Zhou Enlai said: "Tibet has been the territory of China since ancient times. Far from it, at least in the Yuan Dynasty, it was already the territory of China. "
The other party said, "Time is too short."
Premier Zhou Enlai said: "The Yuan Dynasty in China has a history of 700 years. If 700 years is considered to be a short time, then the history of the United States is only 100 years. Is it true that America can't be a country?
This is obviously absurd. "
The representative of India was speechless.
In Zhou Enlai's rebuttal, two comparative materials were used to deny the other side's point of view. Compared with 100, it is obviously untenable for you to deny 700 years and admit 100. As a result, you have to admit it for 700 years 100 years. Contrast has produced great power here.
Premier Zhou held a press conference in Kathmandu. The American journalists present deliberately held up the maps published by China and Nepal, pointing out that the two countries' boundaries in a section of Mount Everest were inconsistent, and asked: "Did this meeting make a decision on the issue of Mount Everest? What you just said is that China and Nepal will share the mountain equally. Does Nepal agree? " Zhou Enlai immediately replied, "It doesn't matter if you divide it equally. Of course, we will negotiate amicably. This mountain closely connects our two countries, not what you said! "
The boundary problem is a sensitive issue. American journalists' questions are both a provocation and a trap. A simple answer is yes or no and you will fall into the trap. Premier Zhou saw through his sinister intentions and changed "sharing equally" to "connecting", which showed China's basic policy of solving border problems with neighboring countries and emphasized the policy of good neighborliness and friendship, to the great disappointment of American journalists. The wisdom and friendliness of Zhou Enlai's great Prime Minister left a deep impression on Nepal.
During the Geneva meeting, an American journalist first took the initiative to shake hands. Premier Zhou didn't refuse out of courtesy, but he didn't expect that the journalist had just finished shaking hands and suddenly said loudly, "How can I shake hands with the radicals in China? Really shouldn't! I really shouldn't! " Then, he took out his handkerchief, kept wiping the hand he just shook hands with Zhou Enlai, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. At this time, many people are watching how Premier Zhou handles this matter. Zhou Enlai frowned. He also took out a handkerchief from his pocket, swept it on his hand at random, and then-walked into the corner and threw it into the spittoon. He said, "This handkerchief will never be cleaned again!"
-Although China and the United States were in a hostile state at that time, Premier Zhou's consistent thought was to separate those in power from ordinary Americans. It is unfriendly to frown at the negotiating table. But outside the meeting, he is a master of United front, trying to do his job as much as possible, trying to influence it imperceptibly. He has always been friendly to ordinary Americans, including journalists. Therefore, when the American journalist offered to shake hands with Premier Zhou, Premier Zhou did not refuse. But this reporter seems to just want to embarrass Premier Zhou, otherwise he would not take the initiative to shake hands and then wipe his hands with a handkerchief with regret. Premier Zhou won't realize that he will do this before wiping his hands. There were a lot of people in the hall at that time, and it was up to you to get off the stage in Zhou Enlai. So Premier Zhou also took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands. Please note that the difference between the two is that the reporter still put the handkerchief back in his trouser pocket after wiping his hands, while Premier Zhou threw the handkerchief into the spittoon after wiping his hands. Premier Zhou means that your handkerchief can still be used, and my handkerchief has stained your cells after being wiped. You shameless little germ can't be cleaned and used anymore, so I threw it into the spittoon.
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On one occasion, Premier Zhou was invited to visit the Soviet Union. When meeting Khrushchev, he was criticized for carrying out revisionist policies in an all-round way. The cunning Khrushchev did not answer directly, but stimulated Premier Zhou on the sensitive issue of class background at that time. He said, "You criticize very well, but you have to agree that I come from the working class and you come from the bourgeoisie." The implication is that the Prime Minister is speaking from the standpoint of the bourgeoisie. Premier Zhou just paused, and then calmly replied, "Yes, Comrade Khrushchev, but at least we have one thing in common, that is, we all betrayed our respective classes."
-Premier Zhou, no matter what occasion you meet, you can talk freely and socialize freely with superhuman wisdom, and your opponent can't take advantage. He confessed that "we all betrayed our respective classes" and unexpectedly turned the poisonous arrow shot by Khrushchev into Hepburn. As soon as this statement came out, it was immediately circulated as a beautiful talk in the producer countries of * * *.
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After the September 18th Incident, the Soviet ambassador approached Premier Zhou and asked strangely, "Comrade Premier, I heard that an earth-shattering event happened in China recently?" Premier Zhou calmly replied: "There is nothing serious, but a tree fell in the forest;" A leaf fell on the tree. " The Soviet ambassador pretended to be concerned and said, "According to authoritative sources, the impact of this incident on China is extremely unfavorable! "The Prime Minister replied," On the contrary, a kind of cancer disappears automatically in the body, which is beneficial and harmless. The Soviet ambassador was a little annoyed: "Comrade Prime Minister, there is something I want to say for a long time. You have repeatedly called us social imperialism in the world, making us stink worse than toilets. In this case, may I ask: Your deputy commander Lin is in China with less than one person and more than 10,000 people. Why do you want to defect to our Soviet Union? " Premier Zhou sneered: "It is because the toilet stinks that flies like that place. Since the ambassador understands this truth, why bother? " The Soviet ambassador was rendered speechless.
-Lin Biao defected to the Soviet Union and fell to his death in Windur Khan, Mongolia. After the news came out, some hostile elements in the world gloated. At that time, Sino-Soviet relations deteriorated seriously. When the Soviet ambassador met with the Prime Minister, he deliberately wanted to see a good show and embarrassed Premier Zhou. When he saw that beating around the bush could not achieve his goal, he put on the so-called "trump card" and expected Premier Zhou to have nothing to say. As a result, when Premier Zhou turned around, the Soviet ambassador was in an awkward position.
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Premier Zhou stopped by Moscow on his way back from attending a meeting in Geneva. At the reception held in his honor, he made a toast to the Soviets in English. At this time, mikoyan (vice chairman of the Soviet Council of Ministers) complained: "Zhou, why don't you speak Russian? Your Russian is very good! " . Premier Zhou still replied in English: "mikoyan, it's time for you to learn Chinese." Mikoyan complained: "Chinese is too difficult to learn." As soon as this was said, Premier Zhou said in high spirits, "Never mind, come to our embassy next time, and we will be happy to teach you."
-mikoyan's complaint is obviously not very friendly. Premier Zhou's method is to ignore it and urge mikoyan to tell the reason why he doesn't learn Chinese. Mikoyan really took the bait, and Premier Zhou asked him to come to the embassy to send someone to teach him a lesson and put mikoyan in the position of a student.
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Premier Zhou held a press conference in Kathmandu. The American journalists present deliberately held up the maps published by China and Nepal, pointing out that the two countries' boundaries in a section of Mount Everest were inconsistent, and asked: "Did this meeting make a decision on the issue of Mount Everest? What you just said is that China and Nepal will share the mountain equally. Does Nepal agree? " Zhou Enlai immediately replied, "It doesn't matter if we split it equally. Of course, we will negotiate amicably. This mountain closely connects our two countries, not what you said! "
The boundary problem is a sensitive issue. American journalists' questions are both provocative and trap. A simple answer is yes or no and you will fall into the trap. Premier Zhou saw through his sinister intentions and changed "sharing equally" to "connecting", which showed China's basic policy of solving border problems with neighboring countries and emphasized the policy of good neighborliness and friendship, to the great disappointment of American journalists. The wisdom and friendliness of Zhou Enlai's great Prime Minister left a deep impression on Nepal.
Zhou Enlai protects the national treasure politely.
When the Lama Temple in Beijing was rebuilt into the Lama Temple, the stone lion was moved to the archway courtyard in the south. Instead, a pair of giant lions cast in bronze, each more than 2 meters high, were placed on the east and west sides in front of the Yonghe Gate (Tianwang Hall) to guard the whole Lama Temple. The bronze lions are lively. The lion in the east, teasing a country ball with his front paws, looks charming and lovely. The lionesses on both sides, their front paws touching the little lion with four paws on their back, show their maternal love. In this western world, even the fierce lion seems to have become docile and lovely. The lion also has carved stone scales on his legs, and two bronze bells and three tassels are tied on the belt around his neck. Other bronze lions have a bronze bell, two tassels and no scales on their legs. It is this originality in design that makes the bronze lion unique.
This pair of exquisite and peculiar bronze lions shows the brilliant achievements of ancient bronze casting art in China, which is not only cherished by domestic people, but also attracted the attention and interest of foreigners. In the early 1950s, a diplomat from a European country became interested in the Lama Temple, a bronze lion cast during the Qianlong period. He visited three times and five times, and stood in front of the bronze lion for a long time, touching the lion's paw for a while and patting the lion's back for a while, which really meant a little fondle admiringly. One day, he finally lost his temper, found the host Lama at that time and offered to buy the bronze lions at a high price of 500,000 yuan. Hearing this, the host Lama smiled and said, "The lion is the treasure of the town temple. How can it be lost?" The result was politely rejected by the lamas. But the diplomat didn't give up his idea. Once, when he saw Zhou Enlai, he wanted a bronze lion. Zhou Enlai said humorously: "If you like, you can go and see it several times!" ! If people in your country like it, they can also come to China and go to the Lama Temple to celebrate. This will also enhance the friendly exchanges between the two peoples. "Hearing Zhou Enlai's answer, diplomats had to give up the idea of buying bronze lions.
Humorous congratulatory message
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Strong is an American female journalist and writer. During her stay in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, she came to China twice to report on the revolutionary struggle and heroic war of resistance led by China's * * * production party. 1965165438+10. At Strong's 80th birthday party, Zhou Enlai's humorous birthday speech made many people still remember it after many years.
He said, "Today we celebrate the 40th birthday of our good friend, American woman writer anna louise strong. Everyone present was a little surprised to hear the Prime Minister use the new term "40 years old". Zhou Enlai explained: "In China, the word" gong "is twice as much as its quantifier, and 40 kilograms equals 80 kilograms. Therefore, 40 years old equals 80 years old. " After listening to his explanation, hundreds of Chinese and foreign birthday girls laughed. Qiang also burst out laughing.
The Prime Minister went on to say: "40 years old, this is not old age, but middle age. Ms Strong has done a lot of work and written many articles for the people of China and the world, and her spirit is still very young. We congratulate Ms. Strong for continuing to write many articles for the people and congratulating her on being young forever. "
Ms. Strong was deeply moved by Zhou Enlai's humorous congratulations. In her reply, she said affectionately, "Zhou Enlai said I was only 40 years old and still very young. I am very happy to hear the news. I promise to continue to write many works for the people of China and the people of the world. " In his later years, Strong really seems to have returned to the prime of life. She works hard and writes a letter from China every half month to promote China, so as to express her deep friendship to the people of China.
Is that enough? ...
The most classic.
Give points, ok.