Funny couplets
Eight qualified couplets * * *:

1, the cockscomb is not in bloom, Mr. Dog Head.

2, two computers have no disks, and a piece of ice is in the jade pot.

3, fine feather birds brick dead, coarse hair beast XXX.

4, azure five products, Dihuang pills six flavors.

5, Hao Yue a plate of ears, Red Star Erguotou.

6. Drink tea, chat and read newspapers at work, and drink, play cards and sleep after work.

7. The days are getting longer and longer, and people are getting fatter. In spring, there are dried pigs everywhere.

8, a pseudonym, a fake surname, a fake address, cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on feelings.