1. People will never regret taking off their clothes (never regret taking off their clothes gradually).

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, and there is a clear spring in your heart.

3.* * * When the candle is cut at the west window, the husband and wife sit in the morning.

Mayfly shook the tree, motionless.

Mayflies shake trees and frogs bump into mountains.

Mayflies shake trees, and the river demon in Baota Town.

Mayflies shake trees and ants sit on sofas.

5. Sunset and wild duck Qi Fei, autumn waters and sky are the same.

6. The predecessors planted trees, and later generations pulled them out.

7. Stop to have sex in Fenglin, and a flower falls from the tree.

8. Clear water produces hibiscus, and troubled times produce heroes.

Clear water produces hibiscus, and sewage produces hibiscus.

9. In the sky, I would like to be a bird with wings and fly to the sky together (I would also like to grow together on the earth, two branches of a tree. )

We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and when disaster strikes, we fly separately.

10. Outside the castle peak outside the mountain, the strong have their own strong hands.

1 1. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a lot of wives.

12. As long as you look like Saddam Hussein, everyone in the world knows you.

13. Healthy and healthy.

Tian Xingjian, sidewalk, Tu Sunhang

14. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, and iron bars will be ground into needles.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 rare beauties eat 10,000 cucumbers a day.

15. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, a piece of ice heart is in the night pot.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, just say I'm in the bathroom.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they say that Dad is in a meeting.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they will say that I have gone to America.

16. Although my body doesn't have the wings of a phoenix, it's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix.

Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, both husband and wife have gone home.

17. The ancient villages around Shanwei were only changed by Zhu Yan.

18. A long snake, an elephant, wants to compete with God.

19. Married men don't go to bed, but their wives don't go to school (don't forget poor friends, but their wives don't go to school)

20. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, married the wrong sedan chair.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, women hold up half the sky.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, quarrelling at the end of the bed

2 1. Clear water produces hibiscus, game-writing protocol washes silver gun.

22. Sing my songs loudly and drink my wine. Who are you drunk for late at night?

23. Don't be afraid that clouds will cover your eyes, and the sun will shine on Feilai Peak.

24. Fly down from 3,000 feet and thousands of miles.

25. There are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand paths. There is no trace in the snow, and the Central Plains is a little red.

26. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and turtles crawl by the river in Dongcun.

27. I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times (I advised God to stand up again, not stick to a pattern and lose his talent).

28. There are a row of egrets in the sky, and a hand is stretched out under the willow tree.

29. I was born useful, and I showed my magic at the critical moment.

30. Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang southeast branches.

3 1. If there is love in the sky, people will be old, and people will not waste their youth.

Love makes you old, and love makes you die young.

If you are affectionate, you will be old, and if you are affectionate, you will marry.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old. If you haven't studied, you have to take the exam.

When the sky is full of affection, it is old, and when people are full of affection, birds fly first.

32. I hope people will live long, unless I can't.

There is no doubt that there is no road and there is another village.

34. The hero's body is still charming.

Peacock flies southeast to the end of the world and never comes back.

Peacock flies southeast, I'll chase it.

36. Cross the crane shadow in the cold pond and rinse the goose intestines with hot pot (cross the crane shadow in the cold pond and bury the flower soul in Leng Yue).

37. Since ancient times, no one has died, only one after another.

38. Frogs croak in the pool at night, and dragonflies stand on it early.

39. Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

40. There are fairy caves in the sky and black holes in the ground. (A fairy cave in the sky, a dangerous peak with infinite scenery)

There is a fairy cave in the sky and a beauty nest underground.

4 1. The moon rises on the sea and bean sprouts grow on the ground.

42. If your belt widens gradually, you won't regret it. Spring night is worth a thousand dollars.

43. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the waves are more intense with each generation.

44. Last night's stars and last night's wind, the old country, can't turn back in the middle of the month (last night's stars and last night's wind, west of the studio, east of Guixiangtang)

45. Ask what the world is like and teach people to commit themselves to each other.

Ask what love is in the world, but everything has its vanquisher.

The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying.

46. I am afraid that the grasshopper boat in Shuangxi can't move, and many worries are like an eastward river.

47. Mochow had no confidant in the road ahead, but someone accompanied her to the grave.

Mochow has no confidant in the future, and an almond is out of the wall.

48. West wind roller blinds, people are thinner than cucumbers.

49. Kangjia Caiba TV flies into the homes of ordinary people.

50. In Wanling Valley near Jingmen, there are still villages where famous prostitutes grow (Wanling Valley is near Jingmen, and there are still villages where famous princesses grow).

5 1. A glass of sparkling wine, a lot of money and beautiful women.

52. Wildfire never completely devours them. You must get rid of the roots when mowing the grass.

53. Two sentences are worth three years, and one sentence is worth a year and a half (two sentences are worth three years, and one song is worth two tears).

54. The wine in Zhumen stinks, and the dogs are frozen on the road (the bones are frozen on the road).

55. Shoot the horse first, hit people first (shoot the horse first, catch the thief first)

56. How much can you worry about, but since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword?

57. The quieter the cicada forest, the flatter the frog leaping water (the quieter the cicada forest, the quieter the Tonamiyama).

58. Lonely men and few women, inseparable (standing alone, inseparable)

59. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

60. I suggest you have a drink. The road to death has no cause (no cause in the west)

6 1. Hu people dare not go south to herd horses, so they have to go north to resist Japan.

62. Old man and old man, wife, my wife and man's wife.

63. Lian Po is too old to fight.

64. Life geometry of pretending to be crazy and selling stupid by drinking

65. The desert is lonely and straight, and it bends when the wind blows.

66. Stop and sit in the maple forest late, only shallow grass can have no horseshoe.

67. I would rather die than fear violence.

68. Go out laughing and come back depressed.

69. In those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse, and Wan Huhou was a clay (tiger swallowed Wan Li).

70. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the dim light.

7 1. There is nothing to do, and a river flows eastward.

72. Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.

73. Where petals flow like tears, everything is in vain.

74. I laughed my head off with a horizontal knife. Cutting your intestines is not negotiable.

75. The sun burns like fire, and Grandfather Sun smiles at me.

76. Hundred-legged worm, Thousand-handed Guanyin (Hundred-legged worm dies without being stiff)

77. Looking back at the archery range, Guo Rong holds a sword (looking back at the archery range, thousands of miles away)

78. Saint Zhuangzi daydreaming was bewitched by butterflies, and the blue fields breathed their jade to the sun.

79. Peek at the leopard in the tube and catch the turtle in the jar.

80. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, while restraint of desire can lead to death (leisure can lead to death).

8 1. We waved goodbye, Bai Feng (we waved goodbye, Ben)

82. In the deep alley where dogs bark, people meet at dusk.

83. On one side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed, and the waves were on the back coast.

84. The gentleness of bowing your head is like a river flowing eastward.

85. Flying around, what do I look like, a chicken feather flying by.

86. Even if Longcheng flies, you should climb his hand.

87. On the side of the sunken ship, Qian Fan has many smug looks.

88. Since ancient times, many beauties have helped the monarch, and heroes have since shed tears on their skirts.

Fill in the blanks with funny poems (2)

The moon is now round at sea and the sun rises from the mountain.

The garden can't be closed in spring, and two bees fly out.

L people don't know if they don't learn, and dogs don't bark if they don't learn

L The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach

When will the scenery of the back waves push the front waves last? It's different in the blink of an eye.

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach

After the waves are still chasing the waves, they will die on the beach sooner or later.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the waves are more intense with each generation.

L couldn't find a place to find iron shoes, and suddenly turned around, but the man was in the dim light.

L Go straight to thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Lun.

L who has never died since ancient times, who has no paper for defecation?

If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the land is intentionally desolate.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old. If not, we'll find it again.

I love you so much that I can't forget it.

L try my best to grab the waves, brother, and you have to call me big brother (laughing at each other)

Killing people is not enough. If you die, you have to fly to the sky.

I shoot the horse first, then kill the sheep.

I shoot the horse first, and then I catch him in bed.

L Qiang tube faint frost all over the ground. People who don't sleep are haggard because of Iraq.

I know, okay? Do you know that?/You know what? It should be fat and thin.

I like children playing hooligans best, and I hate your father's cheating most.

If you do more injustice, you will die.

L Save one or two kilos every day, and one kilo every ten days (ten years in the warehouse)

L I laugh at the sky with a horizontal knife, and you cry at the ground with a vertical knife.

I hate using fewer books and spending less money.

L He stabbed me with a knife, and my blood spattered Xuanyuan.

L forbear to see peers become new lovers, and anger to find chicks from flowers (forbearance to see peers become new ghosts, anger to find poems from knives)

L wine is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk, and I am drunk when you are drunk.

L pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and watch the cheap blue spring.

When did the moon begin to appear? I have nothing to ask heaven.

L the duke of Zhou filial piety butterfly, the king emperor cuckoo crow.

It's a long way, Xiu Yuan is Xi, and I will go up and down.

L there is no end to learning, and turning back is the shore.

L Ten-year-old trees have been burned.

L ten years of trees, a thousand years of tree demon

L Dongfeng didn't go with Zhou Lang, so he lost his wife and lost his soldiers.

L bash one's brow coldly pointed at a thousand fingers and went to the battlefield to die.

L Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and white are in the southeast and northwest.

L cut constantly, bite not rotten, is to stay sad.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die. What's the point of being trapped in cocoons?

I vomit 300 lychees a day and cough when I sleep at night.

I still think about Xiang Yu, but I can't kill him.

Where do you wake up tonight, and you will be full tomorrow.

In the old society, before the king thanked the hall, he flew into the house to look for his lair.

Pumpkins grow on the ground of the moon, and now they are full of oceans.

The door where people go in and out is locked, and so is the hole where dogs climb out. A voice shouted, Shit, it's all locked. When the hole where the dog crawled out is opened/crawled out, you will be free.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife. Who is taller than me in the world?

L I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife. The knife broke my back and hit my foot.

L The Arctic court will never change, and Antarctic penguins will unite (although the country was established for a period of time as firm as the North Star, and bandits dare not take risks from Xishan)

Then, at sunrise, he walked through the fog, disappeared and saw a ghost (then, at sunrise, he walked through the fog, alas, it was a green landscape)

L Dongfeng doesn't go with Zhou Lang, so you don't have to marry Feng Chun.

L Dongfeng refused, and Zhuge borrowed a big Dongfeng.

Learning depends on luck, but I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

L is a Zhongshan wolf, and I am a Northeast Tiger.

L heaven has no eyes, why are people surprised? Why are people shocked by God's impure life? )

L went out laughing and accidentally twisted my waist.

I asked you how sad you can be, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die. When pepper turns to dust, tears begin to dry.

I was born from the same root, but I became a stranger.

L Guan Yu eats bean sprouts, a piece of cake (tigers eat bean sprouts)

L martyrs are full of courage in their twilight years; Although after her heyday, this lady is still very attractive in middle age; A beautiful middle-aged woman still retains her charm.

L disease from the mouth, prevention first.

But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with swords, there are dragonflies standing on it.

L Today, I have a long tassel in my hand, and the Ming Dynasty broke Helan.

L Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, but a rival in love behind her.

L people are inherently mortal, sooner or later.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, half red and half wet.

L wine luminous glass, tomorrow's wine will make you drunk.

L once the sea was difficult for water, but now it has changed.

Stones from other mountains can sharpen knives.

On the wedding night, the monk knocked at the door.

L if the organ is too smart, it will be mistaken by cleverness (it is Qingqing's life)

L looking at Chang' an in the northwest, one mountain after another (there are countless poor mountains)

L Naked people are not silkworm farmers.

L Shu Wu Shan, cystocele

I jumped from the killer tree in the moonlight in the pine forest.

There are thousands of buildings in Ande, and Mahan is nearby. The wind and rain are still, An Lushan.

The harder the snow falls, the more fierce the mad dog bites.

On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by and an almond emerged from the wall.

I was so angry that I rushed to the crown and leaned against the railing. The wind was blowing and the water was cold.

The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait are crying, just like a river flowing eastward.

I looked up and saw that it was moonlight, and it was not delicious to bow my head.

L Conan returns to a new day, don't forget to tell the Nyon family about the sacrifice!

L When Naruto becomes Naruto, don't forget to tell the Naion family about the sacrifice!

L Xiaojie kiya's wedding day, don't forget to tell the Nyon family about the sacrifice!

L Luffy dominates One Piece, don't forget to tell the Naion family about the sacrifice!

I am proud to laugh at the soul world, don't forget to tell Nai Weng to sacrifice for his family!

The spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan, and the midnight bell arrives at the passenger ship.

The moon shines on the crystal stone on Brooks' chest.

I saw the Yellow River in the white clouds and the waterfall hanging in front of the river. Two orioles sing green willows, and the canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man.

L look for him in the crowd, and you can take as many degrees as you want.

L the mud and sand are washed white.

As soon as Adi heard that her sister was coming, she gnashed her teeth at pigs and sheep.

When Adi heard that her sister was coming, she sharpened her knife to Cowherd.

I heard my sister coming and sharpened my knife to my parents.

There are many beautiful women in Jiangshan, and countless heroes compete to bend their backs.

L, who has never died since ancient times, stays in sweat and takes care of Dan Qing.

L the way of civil and military, promoting to a higher position and making a fortune

I have other ladies in his court, three thousand rare beauties.

Grind the iron pestle into an embroidery needle

There are other ladies in his court, 3 thousand stunning beauties,

Everyone looks like Chris Lee.

Although there are many beautiful women in the palace, there are more than three thousand of them.

An emperor is not enough.

Although there are many beautiful women in the palace, there are more than three thousand of them.

I'm exhausted. The emperor has ministers.

There are other ladies in his court, 3 thousand stunning beauties,

It takes ten years to have a round.

Although there are many beautiful women in the palace, there are more than three thousand of them.

Ten thousand tons of tampons a month.

Although there are many beautiful women in the palace, there are more than three thousand of them.

Steal roots at night

There were other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, who failed to accept the favor of the Lord for three years.

Who is favored in lonely nights, radish and cucumber are also lost.

L Send goose feathers thousands of miles, and Wan Li sends snowflakes.

The clay idol crossed the river and carried me across the river.

L why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because tears can kill bacteria.

Dark clouds are pressing the city to destroy, and rain is coming.

I won a battle thousands of miles away, playing in your palm.

Jiang Taigong fishes, those who want to hang themselves.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. What is death? Quadrupole spasm

L I advise god to shake it and drop talents without sticking to one pattern.

L Without a cold, where can King Kong be healthy?

L I advise God to be fresh, and you advise Mother Earth to rejuvenate.

L articles are natural, and immortals write compositions.

The gate is on fire, put out the fire quickly.

L Julian Waghann Beiding Zhongyuan Day, in the green spring day, started my home.

L boundless grass on the plain, a kind of sleep and a kind of glory.

Can I still eat when my friends come from afar?

I was born in a fairy tale cave, where a big furry monkey lived.

L A thousand sticks of golden monkey rose, killing one white (a thousand sticks of golden monkey rose, Yuyu clarified Wan Li)

Spring can't close the garden, and a line of egrets is in the sky.

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