"Mao (Ma not) Sha" is a dialect slang that often hangs on the lips of Chongqing people. Used to describe a person's character, personality and temper, that is, "rigid personality and bad temper." We often say that someone is "hairy" and don't mess around.

"Wool yarn" is often derogatory, but sometimes it is also used to praise someone. Xiao Ming has a good academic record, ranking first in the whole grade. The students are convinced that he is stupid and not simple. After Agui graduated from university, he was diligent and resourceful, willing to ask and drill, and had excellent skills. Colleagues often talk and praise him behind his back: "After all, he is a college student, so be stubborn!" " However, unit leaders often teach some sloppy and unprofessional "two poles" at the small meeting of the conference: "Some people can't do anything at work and are busy outside all day!"

Therefore, as human beings, we should try our best to get rid of what we should do and never get rid of what we should not do.

"Big Bobby"

In Chongqing dialect, it means to have the cheek to beat others to take advantage.

Put a dragon gate array on the wall below. Last hot day, I took a bus from Shapingba to Beibei. There were many people in the car, but a shirtless boy with a gold necklace around his neck occupied a double seat by the door. When the car arrived at the wellhead, an old man with a cane came over and stood next to the baby. The car was driving too fast, and the old man staggered and stood unsteadily. Some people can't adapt. They accused the boy, "Do something to make the old man squeeze up and sit on the mountain!" " I don't know if the baby rolled his eyes: "It's hot on a hot day, why are you squeezing?" ! "A cruel word scared no one to be quiet again. After a while in the garage, at the end of Sanxikou, another charming girl came up. The girl squeezed into the cub's side and said sweetly, "Big Brother, build a wall and squeeze it. Do you want it? " The baby stared down at the girl with bedroom eyes and quickly gave up his seat. Perhaps out of gratitude, as soon as she sat down, the girl blew up with her baby in full swing. Blow it down, blow it down, and the baby girl suddenly screamed that the ring had fallen to the ground, and then bent down to look for it. The cubs are courting, and they are also looking for it on the ground. Looking for a while, there is no result. The girl suddenly woke up and said that I remembered. Before getting on the bus, I sat in the grocery store over there for a while. I must have dropped it there. Then I got off and went back to look for it. Not long after the girl got off the bus, suddenly the baby repeatedly said that something had happened and my necklace was stolen by the girl! As you can see, the necklace is really missing from the baby's neck. A middle-aged man gloated: "It was his turn to let the old man sit on it, but he refused. He insisted that evil spirits should build the Aba wall! "

"Pretend to be rude"

Playing dumb is playing dumb, spending countless 200 yuan, asking questions without knowing, and pretending to be honest. In fact, pretending to be deaf is just a kind of packaging, packaging yourself as an honest man and packaging yourself as an idiot.

Don't underestimate pretending to be rude. Some people pretend to be stupid, that is, "they look like pigs, but their hearts are bright." I know it in my heart, but I just don't care to say it-this is stupid wisdom. There is always a reason to pretend to be rude. People don't pretend to be rude for no reason. Who doesn't want to be a real me and live my life freely?

According to careful investigation, there are two reasons for pretending to be rude: first, there is a plan. Win the boss's favor by pretending to be rude. "This gentleman is loyal and reliable, obedient and available for a while." With this impression, he will have a chance to be promoted and reused. The second is to take refuge. Sharp-edged, hate evil, talk too much, and you lose. You'll understand after eating a few times and start pretending to be rude. I will do it when I have to. It is not unreasonable to pretend to be rude when it is time to be rude.

Pretending to be rude may be a "strategy" in life. Another possibility is to pretend to be elegant, which is the fault of "being in a fog". Since it is "being in a fog", why not pretend to be confused once? Who can't be rude? Playing cool and pretending to be rude are two extremes of packaging. Pretending to be rude is to let others "ignore" themselves as much as possible and let others be unprepared for themselves. This is to defend and attack. Playing cool is to highlight yourself and make people "value" themselves as much as possible. Stand out from the crowd, take the lead, everyone pays attention, and my heart is cold.

"back oil"

The word "back" has two different meanings. In addition to bringing rice, vegetables and luggage, there is another meaning, that is, spending too much time, energy, feelings and money. "This is a very skillful practice, so it is easy to learn!" Chongqing people say that outsiders often don't understand.

During natural disasters, each urban population supplies two or two pieces of vegetable oil every month, so it needs extra money to spend this month carelessly. Therefore, when buying vegetables, we should consider what vegetables save oil and what vegetable oil. "Green beans don't eat oil and salt", you can bring less oil; You need more oil to stir-fry Mao Mao food, so you should cook the pan very spicy before serving, which will make it less oily. It's different now. Sesame oil, vegetable oil and salad oil are sold all over the street. You don't have to worry about buying whatever you want.

With children at home, almost all parents are "ambitious". When a child is naughty and doesn't listen to adults, adults will argue with him: "It is difficult to educate a child like you."

Being a secretary is hard work. Secretary Zhang rushed to write a speech to the boss, rummaged through the wardrobe to find information, stayed up late to check information, and thought hard. It took three days and three nights to finish the revision. When the manuscript was finished, Secretary Zhang beat his sore back and said, "I didn't expect to have back oil!"

Lao Wang of an organization is unwilling to sit on the "old bench". He heard the saying "don't run, don't send, don't move", so he soon "ran". I can't remember how many times I went to my boss's house and how many "Mimi" (banknotes) I sent. Once, Lao Wang was invited by his boss to his home to "build the Great Wall". He knew that someone had asked him to deliver food, and it took him only half a day to move thousands of dollars. On the verge of being promoted to deputy director, the leader was suddenly locked in a chicken cage for accepting bribes and misappropriating public funds. Lao Wang's hopes were dashed and his money was wasted. The insider pointed at him behind his back and poked him, saying, "Why bother to have a back? Being a man still depends on real skills! "

In fact, everyone wants to do things as quickly and economically as possible, instead of transporting more oil. But it depends on whether you are smart or not.

"foot pecking"

The word "peck" in Chongqing dialect "peck the feet of dreams" is equivalent to "kick", but it can't be found in the dictionary. Here we are going to use the "peck" of a woodpecker instead of making the sound of zhua. This word is often used in Bayu dialect, such as "pecking up the skull", "Why did you peck me" and "He pecked my eyes with a fire hook". When I was a child, I read children's songs and pecked on the ground with a sickle tip in time: "One peck, two pecks, three pecks, and the lame mother skipped Li Jiawan. Carrying a bag and carrying an umbrella, I licked 16 on the ground. " The bald head and skull were pecked twenty-four times on the ground. After reading it, stop and count the pecking points on the ground, exactly 24?

This is beside the point. Let's talk about the feet that peck at dreams. As the name implies, it is to sleep and kick? I chose a rhubarb dog from my dream to bite me. I flew up and pecked it. Of course, the dog didn't peck it, but the foot pecked on the edge of the bed and pecked my toenail, which made me scream? Have you really pecked this dream foot? It is said that after a football player gets married, the couple can't sleep in the same bed, but should sleep in separate beds. Why? Bud is afraid of hurting his wife by pecking at his dream feet? A white Japanese craftsman was blown down and said: There was a star in Brazil who was obsessed with football all his life and often killed in his sleep on the court. That night, he dreamed that he took the ball through three levels and broke into the restricted area. He flew up and shot, and the ball scored? Choose the audience and cheer like a tide! One of them screamed so much that he woke up from his dream only to find his wife lying on the floor crying? So he pecked his wife out of bed as a football? Pick Leba and peck off three horses? Have you pecked at this dream? Choosing this, of course, is a day in vain. Don't brag, don't commit capital crimes. Say something? If so, I'm afraid women will marry beggars instead of stars?

The dream-pecking foot in Chongqing dialect has another meaning besides this accident. After Zhang Dafa was laid off last year, he rented a facade in the street to open a hot pot. Someone advised him: "There are many dead hot pots now, so be careful about planting water?" "He replied," choose what thing, peck the feet of the dream? Choose "I didn't know his dream was difficult, he pecked the right head, and his business was too good to let go?" In less than a year, it became a real Zhang Dafa? Choose the waist pole to hang the mobile phone, put on the ring on your thumb, and the skull that was pecked up before is now lifted! One morning, father cuckoo found 10 yuan, and on a whim, he bought five lottery tickets with 10 yuan. As a result, he was lucky enough to catch a mouse and turn it into a bull. Which issue did he choose and won the second prize, with a net cash income of more than 50 thousand? So happy was the choice that he pecked the stick with one foot? Choose to shout: "I Sanma is rich, he should not be awesome anymore, right?

A gambler is someone who likes to peck at the feet of dreams. People sit at the table and try their luck. Good luck arrival, win a lot of money? The more you want to win, the harder it is to get into the water. How many guys lose less money? In order to get it back, I decided to take the risk of pecking at my dream foot and bet all the rest of my money on it. As a result, most meat buns didn't come back from beating dogs and were beaten badly.

So, is it luck and superstition to peck at the feet of dreams, or is it better to peck less?

"Don't be extravagant"

Children lack the basic knowledge of life, are not sensible, are curious and active, and often break things at home. When parents see it, they often say hello to the baby: "Don't do anything!"

One day, Tingting's father bought a bottle of red ink to go home. As soon as he put it on the table, Tingting picked up the ink bottle as a toy, turned it upside down and tried to unscrew the bottle cap. When her mother saw it, she immediately stopped her: "Don't mess around! Be careful that red ink gets all over your clothes. " On another occasion, Tingting got bored, picked up cigarettes and lighters on the coffee table, and tried to light cigarettes after imitating her father. She hit the lighter for a while, and her hand caught fire, almost burning her hair. Her mother was angry and shouted at her, "don't mess around, you have to mess around." It will be bad luck to burn your hands! " It is fun to watch an adult peel an apple, and the peeled apple will grow out. Tingting also quietly picked up a fruit knife to peel it. I don't know that the apple wasn't peeled well, but she scratched her little hand, bleeding, and was quarreled by her mother: "Ghost kids are really annoying. Calling you Tingting (stop) means telling you not to do anything, but you still have your feet." In fact, it is very difficult to tie children's hands and feet and make them sit still all day and be a "silent and motionless" puppet.

Chongqing slang "Do nothing" is similar to another slang "Do nothing". Its meaning is simple and clear, that is, it tells people to obey the rules, don't move things they shouldn't, and don't do things they shouldn't do, so as not to get into trouble.

But then again, children can't learn common sense of life by doing nothing, what's more, even if they do something that adults don't like, it's just a small thing in life, and it doesn't matter. Adults are different. On the bus, a thief was greedy and went to touch the lady's bag next to him. The plainclothes policeman sitting in the back told him, "Don't mess around!" He refused to listen and was caught by the police as soon as he reached out. Chen Yi once warned officials not to do anything ("If you don't reach out, you will be caught"), but they turned a deaf ear and took bribes, making a big mistake. For these people, we should yell at them: "Don't do anything!" "

"water collapse"

On Sunday night, a family who ate oil all day drank sweet potato porridge to relieve greasy. Delicious hot sweet potato porridge served on the table. The son of junior high school swished and complained to his old man: "Alas, the sweet potato you bought is bad, and it is not delicious at all." His old man retorted and whitewashed him: "You are overwhelmed by your study. You only know how to play football and your grades are not good at all! "

The word "water collapse" has been popular for a long time in Chongqing, a water terminal. At first, it was described that the quality of starch melons and vegetables such as sweet potatoes and pumpkins was not high and the taste was not good. Later, people used "water collapse" to describe some people who are not responsible for their work, are not serious about their studies, and even are not single-minded about their feelings. The connotation of this word has made a qualitative leap.

Her husband's distant nephew Wang Tax, tall and handsome, graduated from a key university majoring in computer science and worked in a securities finance company. Mom and dad are both directors and deputy directors of the hospital. Such superior hardware has naturally won the favor of many beautiful girls. The king's tax is a bit carried away. There is a kind of momentum that I can choose. Playing with friends will make me collapse. Wang Shui's girlfriend is Mix, an orthopedic surgeon in his old people's hospital. Mix is also a graduate of a key medical university. She is full of beard and watery. She is careful and gentle when massaging and setting bones for patients. Wang tax likes it from the bottom of my heart. However, the royal tax does not cherish this feeling. He is away on a business trip, negotiating with customers. When the cups and lamps of the tea bureau collide at dinner, there are often several beautiful girls winking, and Wang Tax gets carried away, and his feelings for him "collapse". She is a girl with a high heart, and she will never be hurt, so she decided to "bye bye" to the king. She made friends with a country surgeon who looks like Lassa. The simple and honest surgeon likes Mix very much, and they got married soon.

Lost the king's tax, my heart ached. He built a bed on top of the house and was angry for three days. The fucking old man scrubbed him: "Playing with friends, playing with reality, the water collapsed, how can other girls stand it!" " In those days, he was angry, which made him make a mistake when dealing with a business. His boss gave him another lesson: "Wang Shui (tax) yo Wang Shui (tax), your name is water, and your life is broken." Deduct a month's bonus and see what happens in the future! "

Wang tax is determined to repent thoroughly. On Sunday night, He Ye, who was drinking sweet potato porridge with us, said loudly and forcefully: "We will never do anything when the water collapses, and we will not buy the collapsed sweet potatoes!"

"Say a shovel."

A shovel is not a shovel. As labor tools, shovels can be shovels, coal shovels and spatulas. "Shovel" is a commonly used Chongqing dialect, and it is false to say that shovel is invisible. Since you "say a shovel", don't say it. It is also a "circle". Keep your word-say a shovel.

It rained heavily all day, and a lot of mud rushed to the construction site of the commercial and residential building. "Add a class, guys! Send 50 yuan each. " Migrant workers who arrived at the 50 "foreign countries" burned the midnight oil, and the dew in the East was as white as a fish's belly. After cleaning up the scene, the workers were still waiting to send money with shovels in their hands. Unexpectedly, the contractor suddenly changed his mind: "Brothers, today is the birthday of the real estate boss's wife. We worked hard all night, even if we took glorious labor as a birthday present for our boss's wife! " "What about 50 yuan?" "Wait for the next rainstorm and fight for it!" When the contractor broke his word, the workers shouted and scolded him-you said "shovel!" " "The contractor is a wise man and knows humor. He pointed to the tools in the hands of migrant workers and said, "Yes, that is to say, a shovel"! Can stones and sand be moved around without so many shovels? "

There are many shovels in Chongqing. Jie Fangbei sells steamed buns with thin skin and big stuffing, and meat steamed buns. "Come on, come on, the mountain city" ignores the dog ",which is very comfortable!" With such a shout, diners swarmed over. I don't know, this big cart selling steamed buns occupied the road, and suddenly it shouted: "The city management is coming!" " Pick up the car and run. Wow! It began to rain, and the steamed buns rolled all over the car, covered with muddy water, and the meat buns became sauce (pulp) meat buns. Diners drool at the empty buns and sigh loudly: "Oh, wow! Eat a shovel.

"Watching movies, watching the American blockbuster Gladiator, the appetite for a ticket of 25 yuan is full. We won't know until we get close. The power is out! Oh, wow! Look at a shovel. When shopping for fashion, the spoony wife chose the latest Paris-style coat for her husband. Both husband and wife are like birds in a tree, and they go straight to the mall with joy. I don't know how to pay, oh! I lost my wallet, so buy a shovel ... say shovel, eat shovel, watch shovel, buy shovel, ask for shovel ... There are many shovels, and the demand is too great. I met a person from Jiangsu and Zhejiang who came to Chongqing to investigate the market. When he learned that Chongqing people had such a great demand for shovels, he sent a fax to the head office, which sent shovels from three wagons by rail. Why? The information is wrong. The "shovel" that Chongqing people need is what they say, not what they hold in their hands.