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Lazy people wash less, but they don't know how to clean themselves. Walking with the village one night, I couldn't get rid of the ghost in the graveyard, so I waved something. When the ghost saw it, he quickly withdrew. When the village asked what musical instrument it was, the lazy man replied, "smelly socks."

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2. A person lives alone in a tall building and will arrive in the middle of the night. Tell him that tomorrow night will be very fascinating, please bring your own things. The next day, after a long time, the cow's head and horse's face arrived, and people accused: Why are you here? Cow's head and horse's face gasped, the elevator stopped and climbed upstairs.

3. It scared me.

A tourist went into an old house in the mountains to shelter from the rain. Ghosts were doing harm, which coincided with the strong wind destroying the old house, and both people and ghosts fled. The man touched his chest and said, you scared me! The ghost also asked about the chest, scaring me! Weirdo: You what? Ghosts are ashamed to go.

4.

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When a person meets a ghost at night, he is frightened to disgrace, his hands are digging his mouth, his eyes are outside his eyes and his face is extremely distorted. The ghost looked up and vomited.

5. Ask the spirits anxiously

Several people asked the gods to let them ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask them to ask for help. Ask him why he was late. A: I just went to the toilet.

6. irrelevant

Corrupt officials died suddenly and went to the underworld to write off their accounts. When the ghost judge saw someone following him, he asked, "Who didn't make good use of Yang Shou to come here?" ? A: The unit accountant came together because the officials had emptied their accounts and had nothing to do.

Step 7 consider

The ghost successfully crossed the Naihe Bridge, and Meng Po was the only one who weighed. A group of ghosts are suspicious: do ghosts have weight? Meng Po answered: This man has a big face and an empty heart, and he has never been aware of the importance. Now, I want him to know how good he is.

8. overslept

A man was very ill and the hospital gave him first aid. After several tossing and turning, everyone was so tired at night that everyone fell asleep. The doctor who got up early shouted, Mom, I overslept and forgot to give him first aid. The nurse woke up: Mom, I overslept and forgot to give him an intravenous drip. Family members also woke up: Mom, how can you still be alive if you don't change the intravenous drip and give first aid all night? I only heard a negative voice: Mom, I overslept and forgot to be heady!

9. Do as the Romans do

A literati ghost felt on Naihe Bridge that his wife was still alive: Naihe Bridge is boundless, when will the beauty come again? Not for 30 years. I watch the bridge, you watch the house. The ghost slave was impatient and pushed him away. He replied, there are no old ghosts on Naihe Bridge, so don't come here to pretend to be old onions.

10. Know your father like a child.

An old man died, and the dutiful son invited a group of monks to cross over, but he had a special order to ask the old man's soul to go to the East. The monk wondered: going to the west is a paradise. The dutiful son replied: My father had better twist his arms and thighs in this life. People say that he leans towards the west. Just read it to the East, and he will go to the West as soon as possible.

1 1. Far away

Yan ordered a census and found that there were many birthday girls in the mountains. He asked the ghost why the sentence was unfair, and the ghost judge faltered: it's too far, and it's very tiring to go once. ...

12. Different division of labor

Horse face suddenly arrived, trying to hook Lao Zhang's soul. Lao Zhang was so scared that he paid a lot of money for cigarettes and tea. He wished he couldn't give anything for his birthday, and Ma Mian left with a bag full. Not long after, another horse face was heady again. Lao Zhang said very grievance, didn't you let me celebrate my birthday? Xinma sneered: silly, you have been fooled, it doesn't care about this area. ...

14. I forgot half.

Naiheqiao was drinking Meng Po Tang alone, and suddenly kissed Meng Po Tang in the middle of the night. The old woman was ashamed and angry: why are you teasing the old woman? Interviewer: I wanted to kiss someone before I left, but I forgot who I wanted to kiss when I was eating soup just now. Only you.

15. Respect art

The singer made many curtain calls before the audience dispersed with satisfaction. The only person who doesn't leave calls himself heady. Why wait? A: You must finish singing.

17. ism

A professor gave a lecture: it is romanticism for people to become butterflies. Being asked to leave by a horse face is classicism. Being cremated is realism. Being frozen and resurrected is surrealism. Besides, you don't think I'm here, do you? This is ridiculous. ...

18. Accurate calculation

Mr. Guagua (seeing the sign): You will make a small fortune today. ...

Soothsayer: Yes, I feel it, too. ...

After the fortune teller left, onlookers pointed out Mr. Guagua: That was a thief just now, and your wallet is …

Squeeze

After the painter died, his agent always sold new paintings.

One day after drinking, I finally told the truth: "shh ... he is still painting in the studio." I didn't tell him that he had. "

20. the price is cheap

Yise Weng, his son burned two papery women and buried them with him, and bought a cheap paper.

After a while, Weng had a dream: "stingy, that young lady has skin disease ..."

2 1. Masquerade ball

At the end of the masquerade, the guests took off their disguises as required.

A "mummy" asked someone nearby to help him untie the shroud ... In the end, everyone only saw a pile of shroud.

22. Stupid ghost

Someone is stupid. He is often hit on the road. He says, "Watch your step, blind man!" " "There is news.

Finally, the car accident, the soul wandering is no longer blocked, Fang Wei, was hit head-on by a fat ghost.

"Watch your step, blind man!" The fat ghost roared.

23. Look at the document.

Yan is reading the report on the death of a new ghost, and he talks about it while watching it:

It's lucky to be shot

………………

Well, the guillotine is very enjoyable.

…………

Being old in bed is still happy.

………………

Hit by a car, did he go to hell on crutches?

………………

............, this, this, was cut by 178, and he groaned for three hours before ... God, this unlucky guy met action art!

24. Limited conditions

A friend is watching "Midnight Bell" on the computer. An outsider asked: the computer effect is poor, why not use VCD?

A: You don't know, the computer screen is small, and Zhenzi can't climb out. ...

25. Excellent location

The son cried and said, "Bull's head and horse's face, burn more money, please take my father's soul to Shanghai."

Cow's head and horse's face are strange: "How far, why is it the ghost of working father?" "

The son said, "Shanghai has a good location. When my father goes, he can get a sky-high room. "

26.4 GREAT GHOST imps and old ghosts

GREAT GHOST: Tonight we are going to scare people, whoosh, quack, click.

Child: Why do you have a problem with people?

Old ghost: Ignore him, that guy has a split personality.

GREAT GHOST: The threat plan didn't work tonight.

Child: It's all you. You don't choose a place to scare people. Why go to the blind massage parlor? ...

Old ghost: Kid, where's the paper money your family burned the other day?

Kidd: GREAT GHOST and I have invested together.

Old ghost: Did you make any money?

kid:…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………”

Child: I won the lottery and can go to heaven for five days!

GREAT GHOST: Fool, angels will tell you that heaven is being decorated.

1. When I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years of hard work. I have no food, and I never spit out my nose. "

Second, there is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The rich man sent the first few out without washing their hands. Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why the servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."

A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time and finally had to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesman. "What can I do for you?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. A burst of nausea, the man spit all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I am like this ... "

6. On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me a straw?

Seven, boss, the second flight, the second airsickness, vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."

One day, the eldest brother and the second brother went to the theater to see the play again. When they saw that they were in the middle of an argument about the plot development, they made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and drank fifteen gulps. Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "The second one shook his head." No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "

Supplement:

I have a friend named Cai Xiao. One day he was taken away.

The ancient poem actually predicted the top four super girls last year.

Rain knocks on dreams and sighs.

(Spring) Spring has come, and flowers bloom and fall.

I don't know if I'm dreaming or waking up.

(1) Laugh and sigh for a hundred years.

A person's life is a state of fatigue.

(Chang) Drink till your heart breaks.

(1) the emperor is not angry and arrogant.

(2) Why do you feel inferior?

Cool breeze is not intoxicating.

No one in the shadow doubts himself.

It should be a good time.

(3) Will heaven come back?

Why mourn when the old god is still alive?

(Clean) It's all caused by acacia.

I laughed at myself at the end of time.

(4) It seems to swim with the clouds.

A priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a loud thunder split the nun. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I split a nun? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

The head coaches of China, Japan and South Korea went to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup. God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.

One day, Mei went to Yan Luowang to participate in the selection (he won the third place).

(Yan Luowang asks the first one first)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Man 1: Killing.

Yan: Give you a black key and go to hell!

(Yan Luowang asks the second man)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Person 2: Save people.

Yan: Give you a white key and go to heaven!

(Yan Luowang asks May)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

A: What do men love?

Yan: Give you a pink key!

What key is this?

Yan: hmm ... how should I put it?

1. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

2. Many things will have various tastes after being cooked ... So Cook #123; Always very particular.

But ... on the contrary ... something; It smells better if it's chilled. What is this?

Electricity. Because ... refrigerator->; Electricity-ice-(fragrance) .........

3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee. ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a penis called?

The answer is the female bear, because the female bear has no penis.

5. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread ~ ate a meatball ~ turned into steamed bread ~

6. Once upon a time, a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello?

Because: they don't know each other. ...

7. Q: One day, it took a bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why?

Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other.

8. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

A: Chicken nuggets (quick)

Nicole Kidman (slow)

9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will flash!" "

10. Excuse me: Who gave you the water?

Answer: Aha ~ ~ ~

Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~ ~"

1 1. Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

12. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

13. Which is the dumb star, the moon and the sun?

Stars, because there is a saying in Lu's song, "The stars in the sky don't talk."

14. What's the name of this pencil?

Xiao, because: sharpen (Xiao) pencils.

15. Which anime character is always in the dark?

Tinker bell (robot cat) is opaque.

16.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people?

Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

17. Xiaoming: "Do you know the name of boxing champion Ali's father?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Alibaba, of course. "

Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiaoming: "Jelly, jelly pudding, of course!" " Ha ha! "

19.4. (Health) Mom's name is peanut! What's the name of (Huaer)' s mother? -wonderful pen, because (wonderful pen gives birth to flowers)

Let me tell you a touching story.

Get out of here! The story of arresting people

2 1. There is a family ... the whole family is lazy. ...

Dad lets mom do housework, mom lets her sister do it if she doesn't want to, and sister lets her do it if she doesn't want to. ...

But my sister didn't want to do it either, so she let the dog do it. ...

One day, a guest came to the house ... and found the dog doing housework. ...

I asked the dog in surprise, "puppy, can you do housework?" 」

The dog said, "I can't help it ... they don't do it, but they all want me to do it ..."

The guests were even more surprised ...: "You can talk! ! ! ! 」

Dog: "Shh! Keep your voice down ... or they'll know I can talk ... let me answer the phone ...! ! 」

22. Why do foxes often wrestle! !

Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

23. A psychology professor said to the chairman of the meeting, "If you want the women attending the meeting to be quiet at once, just ask them one."

Question: "Ladies, which of you is the oldest?" The meeting soon became silent. "

24. Woman: "It is better for me to marry the devil than to marry you."

Man: "That's impossible, because consanguineous marriage is forbidden."

25. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ... threw peanuts to the monkeys ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did this monkey behave so strangely? .. the director explained: Because.

Last year, a man threw a big peach for him to eat ... as a result, the seeds of the big peach could not be discharged from his ass smoothly ... He was killed badly ... so now he must put the food in his ass and measure it before he dares to eat it. ...

26. Devil: "Princess, if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you!" " "

Princess: "broken throat!" " "

No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it."

Ghost: "Who found me?"

Who: "What's it to me?"

The devil has! !

Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat.

one day

The white cat fell into the water.

The black cat saved it.

The white cat said a word to the black cat

Q: What is this sentence?

.................... "meow"

It is said that in the dark night, on the longest ... the most terrible road. ...

The taxi driver drove there. ...

There was a woman beckoning to get on the bus ... OK ... It was quiet all the way. ...

Until the woman spoke. ...

She said, "This is an apple for you … It's delicious …" The driver thought it was great … so he took it …

Then I took a bite ... the woman asked, "Is it delicious?"

The driver said, "Delicious!" The woman replied, "I liked apples very much before my death ..."

Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... Hearing this, the driver suddenly braked with fear and turned white. ...

I saw that woman slowly turn her head forward, ....................................................................................................................................................................

Want to know what she said? ……………………………………………………

"But I don't like it after giving birth to a baby.

29. the eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

30. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (a golden person).

Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet.

The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown.

The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost.

I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp.

Eldest brother frightened to disgrace, admire, said to the second, "you're amazing, incredibly can even drink fifteen big mouth.

1 arithmetic test

Xiaoming: I failed the arithmetic exam today.

Dad: Why?

Xiaoming: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6.

Dad: That's right!

Xiaoming: The teacher asked me again how much 3X2 equals.

Dad: What's the fucking difference?

Xiao Ming: That's what I said.

A maddening warning story.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Everyone should love animals, especially cooked animals.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses for not putting off the work, but do it today.

The dream now determines the future, so let's sleep for a while.

Outside, be a man. At home, men are big tofu!

Eating grapes without spitting grape skins may cause diarrhea! Don't eat grapes and spit grape skins, you are a magician!

People are not afraid, what they are most afraid of is not knowing life!

Surprise him! Hit him from behind!

"There is the sun in the sky and the moon in the water. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, which is more round and which is brighter, uh-huh! " This song tells the story of a psychopath!

In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!

4 violence in the bus, don't laugh at you slapping me.

On the bus today, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

The bus was so crowded that a woman stood at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . . Sina Leju Forum:

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

Boyfriend 1 said sweetly: I'll treat you to Adidas (Ha and Das). . . . .

My wife exclaimed when washing fruit in the kitchen: "Oh, there is a peach bug!" " "

Once my husband told me that there was a mobile phone near our house, and I laughed at him. He also found himself wrong and immediately changed his mouth: "No, it's linkage."

Discuss the case with colleagues: Did the suspect abscond after making ai? !

Once I said I would go to my grandmother's house to see the baby rabbit, but it turned out that I went to see my grandmother's baby. ............

My sister and I watched the machine in the Internet cafe.

When someone came in, my sister asked, "Are you online or here?" (Should I go online or find someone)

7 go to eat noodles once .. casually say to the boss: "a bowl of beef noodles .. without beef, there is no noodles!" " Han nationality in ......................

Boss, a bowl of ice powder, neither ice nor powder ~ ~ ~ ~ (I think, didn't he just order a bowl of brown sugar water? )

There is a new boy in the company. I said to my mother, "Mom! My company has a new boyfriend ... "

10 Brothers in the dormitory play with CS to build terrain.

I said: make snow!

San Xiao said: Who built it?

The boss said: I built it (cheap)! ! I made it (bitch)! !

1 1 originally wanted to say "I am made of iron!"

The result said, "I'm working while the iron is hot!" " "

..... After a silence, to react, correct said:

"Iron me!"

12 An ice core is in the chamber pot.

13 told her boyfriend that we would count the stars and the moon together at night.

14 I remember when I was rehearsing the chorus, there were always classmates whispering in it, and the class teacher shouted: Don't be quiet! Everybody laugh wildly! What he means is: "Don't talk, be quiet."

15 Dajiudun of Xiaoshan Sub-branch

16 Another classmate bought instant noodles and said to the boss, Boss, two packs of quick translations.

17 in the political self-study class, a boy was chatting with his classmates when suddenly the teacher came in.

Boys pretend to be endorsers: "clothes are the people's food for the sky" is very loud!

The whole class is cold!

18 Three people in the dormitory went to buy instant noodles. The boss has an accent. As soon as he entered the canteen, he shouted: Six packs of Master Kong peed so much! (It should be a lot of materials)

Alas, I have no appetite at all. ...

19 I read the passage "preview the homework assigned by the teacher" in the political class of senior three, and I read it as "preview the homework assigned by the teacher". As a result, the political teacher said, "If I were your Chinese teacher, I would be angry".

When I was in middle school for 20 years, a buddy once asked his long-cherished girl to confess to her. After sitting for a long time, he got up the courage and said to the girl, "Do you have a boyfriend?" The woman said shyly, "Not yet." He was ecstatic and said, "Then can you be my boyfriend?"

2 1 In junior high school, in the teaching and research section, a classmate pushed the door and asked: Is the animal teacher there (he wants to find a teacher who teaches zoology)?

22 Three Gu Donkeys

Great wisdom is like a donkey.

A casserole as big as my fist (how exquisite! )

During the 24-year mid-term exam and Chinese exam, a teacher walked into the classroom and said, "You can also fill in Chinese characters with C in multiple-choice questions.". The whole class is speechless. . . Five seconds later, the teacher said, "Of course you can choose B, C and D" and walked out of the classroom with an embarrassed face.

When I returned to pearl bay, I said where we should get off ... My classmates held back for a long time ... and said ... get off there ... that ... that ... Pearl Harbor! !

The driver and teacher immediately collapsed. .......

Why is there only chicken and no eggs in fried rice with eggs?

Once I went to buy rhubarb.

Arrive at the drugstore. . .

Shout to the boss: I want to buy some marijuana. . .

The boss was scared and said, we don't sell this kind of thing. . .

I didn't react and asked, where is it?

The boss was speechless. . .

Buy steamed buns, consider buying food steamed buns or meat steamed buns? The boss asked me, and I blurted out: four smelly buns! The boss is angry!

When my dad's classmates were studying, they came into the dormitory with a quilt and vomited. He is going to throw the quilt on the bed and spit on the ground. As a result, he threw the quilt on the ground and vomited on the bed. It's a slip of the tongue. . .

Don't lift your feet and break your tongue!

3 1 The slip of the tongue came from the cemetery.

The wife asked reproachfully, you don't even know your grandmother's name?

The husband is very wronged to answer, how should I know? My grandmother is only seven years old.

Wife surprised: What?

Husband quickly changed his mouth: no, no, I didn't know until my grandmother was seven years old! ! !

More than 32 lines of injustice killed themselves.

I went to eat Chinese food with a group of Koreans. The president, who has just learned Chinese, said he would practice ordering food. After ordering, he proudly said that all the dishes don't need coriander.

I waited for an hour and didn't get a dish. Complain to the manager, who knows the manager said, didn't you say "no service"?

Everyone laughed wildly while clutching their hungry stomachs. . . .

When I went to buy snacks in the early 1980 s, I didn't know if I wanted food stamps. I pointed to the snack and asked the salesman if he wanted money.