2. Life is really boring. Last month, a friend of mine borrowed a dollar from me and said he was going to have plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he has become.
When I feel deeply inferior to my appearance, I think, nothing. When I have money, I am destined to be everyone's. When I have money, I will go for plastic surgery. The doctor looked at me and said that not all problems can be solved with money.
4. The long road of life, whoever takes a few steps, will keep home, and lovers will still get along: there is a cook at home, a good-looking one at work, a lovely one outside, a young lady in the distance, guarding two, guarding one, developing three, four, five, six and seven!
The most beautiful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
6. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say: What did I do in my last life?
7. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, no one goes! Hmm? What else can I believe?
8. I am always cold during exams. When others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, I can't figure out why I chose C.
9. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.
10. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short, poor, frustrated, short, fat and ugly. Only today did I know that I could have a more appropriate name-dohihara!
1 1. Women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't understand fashion. You are not a complete woman.
12. I thought I was "invisible" and others couldn't find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.
13. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks during the day.
14. Rich people have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! I have neither money nor talent.
15. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!
16. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man has money, it is destined to be everyone's!
17. Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.
18. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.
19. A young lady saw a man coming towards her with open arms in the underground passage. She flew at once and heard the crash. The man sighed: "This is the third piece of glass that people have broken. Why is the glass so bright? "
20. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a million-dollar sports car with good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I will use it as a mobile phone wallpaper.