There is a classmate in the university who doesn't know his last name or his department. In the winter of freshman year, we wore thick down jackets and went to play hot water with white gas in our mouths. This classmate, wearing black vest shorts, grabbed the horizontal bar and flew up and down, which attracted many students to marvel.
At first glance, his muscles are well developed, especially his chest muscles. With the exertion of his arm, he will bulge like a hill. Later, his classmates gave him a very vivid and medical name: chicken breast man.
Chicken-breasted man, with his strong cold resistance and the visual impact brought by out-of-season clothing, has aroused widespread concern among freshmen and become the focus of discussion after dinner and before going to bed.
There are different opinions about the origin of male pectoral muscle in chicken breast.
Some students speculate that, as the name implies, his chest muscles are so developed because he has chicken breasts, just like Spider-Man was bitten before he became a Marvel superhero who can predict the future.
It is also said that the gene mutation occurred in chicken breast men at a very young age, which caused the pectoral muscles to be naturally larger than others.
Of course, some people say that the pectoral muscles of chicken-breasted men are fake, just a layer of fake silicone muscles. Chicken-breasted man is actually a rich second generation. After entering the university, in order to attract the opposite sex, he chose to rely on chest muscles, and at that time he could win by money. He just wants to challenge himself. The preparation is simple. He can bribe other roommates in the dormitory to keep their mouths shut about his fake chest muscles.
The most ironic version is that, according to the theory that what you eat supplements what you eat, the chicken-breasted man became a chicken-breasted man because he ate too much chicken breast.
The most bizarre statement is that the chicken-breasted man was originally a rich woman. When he was in adolescence, he longed for the beauty of male strength, so he stubbornly had a sex-change operation and stubbornly kept the meat.
Human beings are so ridiculous that they can be blinded by appearances without asking the root cause or arguing logic, so that they turn a blind eye to the fact that no one cares about how chicken-breasted men exercise, leading to muscular development and high chest bulge.
Later, chicken-breasted man once became our mantra. For example, if someone goes to the toilet naked, they will say, do you think you are a chicken-breasted man? I saw someone swallow a jiaozi in the dining hall: Do you think you? ......
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In less than two months, all the rumors about the chicken-breasted man were over.
When it was warm and cold in the early spring, I came back from the small market wearing a down jacket and saw a chicken-breasted man.
The chicken-breasted man wore a thin cotton-padded jacket for the first time that day, but his chest was exposed without zipper. Of course, under the cotton-padded jacket, it is the classic black tight vest that highlights the chest muscles. The muscles protruding from his chest show ruddy and fresh luster in the chilly spring breeze. There is a small blackboard next to him, on which two lines are written askew: Taekwondo, Jeet Kune Do, Sanda, Qigong, Yoga, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Wing Chun Boxing, Mantis Boxing, Tiger Boxing, Hong Boxing, Thirteen-way Tan Legs and Wire Boxing. Under these dazzling kung fu names, there are four red words: "I can't die." There is a beautiful girl standing next to the chicken breast man. Her face is red with cold and full of excitement. She laughs and stomps her feet alternately.
I stared at those dazzling kung fu names for a long time. According to the action movies I have seen before, the illusion of a man with chicken breasts wearing a black tight vest and playing all kinds of kung fu in the heavy snow began to emerge in my mind. Later, I found that my head was a little big and my eyes were a little dizzy.
"Are you interested? Brother. " The plump man smiled at me and took a bite of Kouga.
"Oh, brother, who taught you these skills?" I was so nervous that I pointed to the small blackboard at his feet and there were many names of Kung Fu.
"Of course it's all me!" Chicken-breasted man took a step forward and provided high chest muscles.
"You can spend all your time on this!"
"That's for sure. Otherwise, pay it? "
The little girl on the side was happy from ear to ear.
"Well, you can't kill this bag." Meaning? "I continue to ask.
"Warriors, benevolent." He said this and then smiled mysteriously. "If you sign up, you will naturally know this."
The little girl on the side suddenly laughed and the flowers trembled.
I didn't sign up for the kung fu class of chicken breast man in the end, but it doesn't mean that he can't recruit people. Tangshan, a student from the poultry house next door, signed up for class and told us the wonderful content of the first class that night.
The chicken-breasted male senior came up to tell everyone that the so-called Sanda is nothing more than hitting people and being beaten. If you want to learn to hit people, you must learn to be beaten first. Then he picked two male students (one of whom is my Tangshan classmate) and said, "Come on, you two, fuck me!" " Then lean forward, bend your arms slightly, clench your fists, take a deep breath, and straighten your chest muscles, so that qi can travel all over your body and protect your body.
Tangshan and another classmate approached the chicken-breasted man carefully, clenched their fists, raised and put them down. The two men were too scared to look at the chicken-breasted man and dare not start work. Tangshan students stammered: "learn ... senior, you won't ... fight back, ok?"
Chicken-breasted man shook his head and motioned for them to fight, but the two students still dared not do it. The three of them lingered for a minute, and finally the chicken-breasted man couldn't help but breathe out a sigh of relief and said angrily, "How do you fight back?" I'm trying to protect myself, okay You two broke it again to talk. "
Say that finish, luck again.
"So we went up and banged hard. I didn't expect the chicken-breasted male senior to have none at all. "
The chicken-breasted male senior shocked everyone at the scene with his amazing fighting ability, and then demonstrated Jeet Kune Do and Taekwondo on the spot. According to the dictation of Tangshan students, the difficulty coefficient of action is not low.
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Chicken-breasted man is famous at school, and martial arts classes are getting more and more prosperous. However, something happened in the toilet, and he finally became the head of the South Economic Institute.
To be sure, if Wang knew about this, the movie "Iceman" would definitely save two special effects fees.
This is a competitive game in the bathroom. From a medical point of view, it is a standard for everyone to judge the core strength of his body. Seriously speaking, it embodies the dignity and glory of men in a sense-the distance to pee in the toilet.
The record holder in our department is a senior student in a business school, and the sight distance at the scene is 2.5 meters.
Soon after, a casual or intentional toilet sharing, such game lovers in the toilet, witnessed the chicken breast male brother breaking this record, just because the scene was so shocking that he forgot to take pictures and record videos.
Afterwards, this classmate handed in 10 red bull, 2 egg cakes, 1 beef noodles, begged and begged, and finally successfully invited the chicken breast man to perform again, and recorded a small video on the spot.
Of course, the penis of a man with chicken breasts is hidden in the video. After all, everyone's focus is on the distance he peed.
He extended the pee distance to 3.5 meters, and there was no pee spot on the way.
Since then, the chicken-breasted male brother has become famous for his urine, breaking three records in the school's compilation: the most capable of beating, the most protruding chest and the farthest urine.
Actually, I prefer to call him "Pump Man" rather than "Chicken Breast Man". I think we should pay more attention to his inner self than his appearance.
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The good times didn't last long. Two months later, the chicken-breasted male senior completely fell from the altar. The man who pushed him down is a local specialty-gangsters.
In the first half of the freshman year, we moved to the South Campus, an urban-rural fringe. Our neighbor is no longer a normal university, but a sports institute and a political and law school. Let's not talk about girls, what disappoints boys is the opposite sex: we can no longer see the drawing board and guitar on our backs, and the elegant literary fairies pass by and are replaced by dark muscular girls who are thick, tall or strong.
And when I say gangsters, they are all in the right place at the right time. They are tattooed and bald, mostly from nearby villages, and haunt the campus all the year round. They are parasitic in remote areas of cities such as urban-rural fringe. Like mosquitoes and flies, they make a living by collecting protection fees from wholesale and retail operators such as street shops, small businesses and hawker stalls near schools.
According to a roommate who shared a bed with his classmates in Tangshan, several local gangsters came to the chicken-breasted man every once in a while to stop him from beating him up.
Yes, you heard me right. The man who was beaten was a chicken-breasted man. The reason why gangsters frequently beat the chicken-breasted man turned out to be: this man can't beat badly, but practice his hands.
What shocked us even more was that the chicken-breasted man never fought back.
After listening to this classmate's story, a picture suddenly appeared in my mind: the chicken-breasted man was beaten on the ground by several bald gangsters with coarse tattoos, and the classmates in his class next to him were unbelievable or ran over or watched the excitement. Chicken-breasted man was lucky enough to protect the key gap of his whole body, and he did not forget to take time to raise his hand and shout, "I can't beat you!" "
Later, I heard that the number of students in the chicken breast male class dropped sharply, and then I haven't heard from him. ......
However, I always feel that something should happen. Male students with full breasts shouldn't just disappear. He should do something to shake the school, because he was beaten on the ground and didn't find a suitable reason, otherwise he would bear the burden of shame.
But the truth is so boring and frustrating: nothing happened until I graduated.
Many years later, the picture of a chicken-breasted male senior reappeared in my mind: he stood naked in the cold wind, and his chest muscles like hills shone with ruddy luster.
He said to me mysteriously, "A fighter is a benevolent man."
I apologize to everyone. I wanted to write a long time ago, but life was in a hurry. I am too lazy, procrastinating and careless, so I can write it today.
From ancient times to the present, the so-called madman refers to a person whose ability and desire do not match, but who speaks wildly. But I am a madman, trying to improve my ability to match my desire. Although I can't reach it in the end, he has the courage to cross the rubicon, and no one can beat him.
I have always admired this madman more than despised him. what do you think? Leave a message backstage.