Female: Actually I'd rather have the money. (No, I'd rather keep the money.)

Male: Can I have your name? Can I have your name? )

Female: Why? Don’t you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

Male: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. (I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.)

Female: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face L. Ike yours. (I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours, too.)

M: Is this seat empty? Is this seat empty? )

Female: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. (Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be empty.)

Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? I seem to have seen you somewhere before? )

Female: Yes. That's why I don't go there any more. (Yes. That's why I don't go there any more.)

Male: Will you go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Female: sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. (Sorry. I have a headache this weekend.)

Male: I think I can make you very happy. (I think I can make you very happy.)

Female: Why? Are you leaving? (Really? You mean you're leaving? )

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