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Gina's Humorous Stupid Thief in Crime with Low IQ (1)
Fang Chao, a stupid thief who looks very cultured, often says something very philosophical. At the beginning, it was "Do you feel that people nowadays are generally impetuous, like to make quick money, and there are traps and scams everywhere?" Take the mobile phone as an example. I got a phone call. Nine of them were selling things and cheating. Look downstairs-""intermediary, prostate treatment, free travel, plastic surgery, all kinds of financing. Now the market is full of such shops. The rent is too high, and honest vendors have closed down. What can survive is cheating! But the most irritating thing is the foot bath shop at the intersection! "

What's the matter?

"I went to that foot bath shop last night, and it really washed my feet!"

"Otherwise?"

"The real foot bath shop doesn't wash feet. Let's leave now. After this vote, I will take you to a real foot bath! "

This is the opening remarks of two stupid thieves. Ironically, despite his ulterior motives, he said such a grandiose thing. However, I have to say that what he said does have some truth.

Fang Chao is a young man from a county in Jiangsu. After graduating from high school, his family sold his homestead and sent him to study in a diploma factory abroad. If you come back, it will be high or low. I always feel that I am a smart person and want to do something big.

Herry Liu used to be a scout. For example, he was a fellow villager. People are impulsive, stupid and poor at math.

Fang Chao and Herry Liu, a pair of stupid thieves, should be a classic combination in a movie similar to two heavy smokers. Two idiots, one must think he is a smart man, and the other is a little forced, as if he were both civil and military.

The two men robbed a musical instrument store for the first time, and later learned that those high-priced instruments were worthless. When he robbed the gold shop for the second time, Fang Chao said very understandably that life is his own and the shop belongs to the boss. Call out the key. A weak woman said, I am the boss. Fang Chao fired a shot and everyone was silent. Liu Zhi said, if you shoot early, it will be over.

The third time, Fang Chao decided to rob a corrupt official. Going to Sanjiangkou, people in small places are more greedy, which is Fang Chao's judgment. After his online and offline multi-angle and all-round investigation, he collected information and made judgments. Fang, director of this development zone, must be a great greed. Why? Director Fang's rank is the same as that of the vice mayor, but he is very low-key, poorly dressed, commuting by bike, crowded by ordinary people on rainy days, and makes regular donations to welfare homes. Fang Chaoxin found that every time the media interviewed and photographed old bicycles, it was different. There is no need for ordinary corrupt officials to pretend like this, and they have to buy such an old bicycle every time. Must be insatiable

Now that they have come to Sanjiangkou, their fate will be involved in the inexplicable whirlpool, and many coincidences will happen soon.