Classic dialogue
(Describing the fear of a husband who is afraid of his wife) The roar of a lioness (living in Hedong House)-A shrew scolds her husband.

From now on, you can only love me, spoil me and don't lie to me. You must do everything you promise me, be sincere in everything you say to me, don't bully me, don't scold me. Trust me, people bully me. You must come out and help me at the first time. If I am happy, you must be happy with me. If I am unhappy, you must make me happy and think of me all the time.

unrivalled

Many times, if you love someone too much, people will get drunk, but if you hate it for too long, your heart will be easily broken. The most painful thing in the world is waiting. I don't know how long she has been waiting for me. I always thought I would never see her again. Suddenly, I don't know how to say the first sentence and tell her that I really love her. It turns out that there are many troubles in the world that can be easily solved. If you look at the problem from another angle, some things will be different. I finally understand what silence means. In fact, when you are in love, you should have me and I have you. Who is a man and who is a woman? What does it matter? It's just that two people are happy together Today she bullies people, and tomorrow it may be my turn again.

ashes of time

Many years later, I had a nickname called Du. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried what is jealousy. I don't care what others think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me. I thought some people would never be jealous because they were too proud. I met a man when I debuted. Because he likes hanging out in the East, many years later, he got a nickname called Dongxie. Do you know the difference between drinking and drinking? The more wine you drink, the warmer it gets, and the colder the water you drink. The more you want to forget someone, the more you will remember him. The trouble with people is their good memory. If we can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning. How well you speak. Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better. Everyone will stick to their beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.

ASEAN: Although I like her very much, I have never told her. Because I don't know

What you get is always the best.

Du: I have known how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid rejection is to reject others first.

Xi Du: It's just a joke she played on me. The more you want to forget, the better you will remember. When you can't get it, the only thing you can do is not to forget.

Mr. Murong: I once asked myself, is the woman you love the most me? But I don't want to know now. If one day I can't help asking you, you must lie to me. No matter how much you hate it, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

Wild days

Do you know that there is a kind of bird that has no feet? He can only fly in the sky all his life, sleep in the wind when he is tired of flying, and land only once in his life, that is when he dies.

I don't know how many women I will like in my life. I don't know which one is my favorite until the end.

April 16th 16. April 1960 You were with me one minute before 3 pm, and I will remember this minute because of you. It is a fact that we are friends from now on. You can't change it, because the past has passed, and I will come back tomorrow.

My Sassy Girl

First, don't call her gentle;

Second, don't let her drink more than three cups, or she will hit everyone;

Third, be sure to drink coffee, not coke or orange juice in cafes;

Fourth, if she hits you, she must pretend to be in pain. If it really hurts, she must pretend to be okay.

Fifth, on the hundredth day of your acquaintance, you must send a rose to her class, and she will like it very much;

Sixth, we must learn fencing and play squash;

Seventh, be prepared to go to jail at any time;

Eighth, if she says she will kill you, don't take it seriously, so you will feel better;

Ninth, if her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change them with her;

Tenth, she likes writing, so we should encourage her.

Chongqing express

Every day, you have a chance to pass by many people. You may know nothing about them, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant. I am a policeman. My name is He and my number is 223. Everyone has a lovelorn time, and I will run every time I fall in love, because running can evaporate the water in your body and make me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person. From the day we broke up, I bought a can of canned pineapple that expired in May 1 every day, because pineapple is the favorite in May, and May 1 is my birthday. I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire. I don't know when everything will expire, saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

Tokyo love story

Cloud, a drifter from all over the world, I love its unrestrained freedom;

Tall and straight bamboo, I love its firmness and arrogance.

Therefore, my period is like a cloud.

A Chinese Odyssey

Just like a moth to a fire, I know I will get hurt or fly to the fire!

Many people asked me to come to you. In fact, the person who wants to find you most ... is me, because the person who is most afraid of losing you ... is also me. If I don't come this time, I will regret it to death. I have always been ... I am a person with low self-esteem and no self-confidence. Everything I see is black and white. I didn't feel what color is until I met you ... you filled my life with color. No one appreciates me more than you. You once told me that you would choose cherry blossoms, though short-lived, but brilliant. I want to tell you that my choice is the same as yours, so I won't give up this opportunity. Although I am not sure and confident ... it will definitely make you change your mind, but I must say that I dare not say those three words before, because ... I am afraid of losing you. If I don't connect these three words today,-romantic cherry blossoms.

A Chinese Odyssey: You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years.

Fallen angels: When you are young, you think everything has an answer, but when you are old, you may feel that there is no such thing as an answer in life. I have the opportunity to pass by many people every day. Some people may become your friends or confidants, so I never give up any chance to associate with others. Sometimes I get my head broken, whatever! Just be happy.

In the Mood for Love: "If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?"

Time of ashes: Many years later, I got the nickname Du. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried what is jealousy. I don't care what others think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me. I thought some people would never be jealous because they were too proud. I met a man when I debuted. Because he likes hanging out in the East, many years later, he got a nickname called Dongxie. Do you know the difference between drinking and drinking? The more wine you drink, the warmer it gets, and the colder the water you drink. The more you want to forget someone, the more you will remember him. The trouble with people is their good memory. If we can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning. How well you speak. Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better. Everyone will stick to their beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.

Go left, go right: life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

Red Rose and White Rose: Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, the white is the glutinous rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart. ]

Dong Fangbubai: Some people have grievances, and if they have grievances, they have rivers and lakes. People are Jianghu, how to quit?

The fate of half-life: Shi Jun, we can never go back. ...

Stephen Chow's film classic dialogue classic lines (reproduced)

A: It has been ten years. I thought this country had forgotten me.

B: No way. Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

Sorry, director. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... According to the background and personality of the character, I want to be naughty in rhythm, but with some contradictions. what do you think?

It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over.

Wife of shop-owner: If you have a son, you won't have an asshole. Dad sells assholes You suck ass and love chicken ass. Big ass, you don't have your own business, and you bother me?

Bao Longxing: You have lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, protruding ears, big mouth, teeth of the old Qiang people, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself!

Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.

Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is in pieces and shaky. Is it okay?

Oh-! If you talk like that, I can sue you for slander, ha!

Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

I am a western soldier after all. If you let me kiss you, I will. Then my image is not completely ruined!

Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Look at you, sneaking around, making a fool of yourself, wearing long hair and putting on airs. How can you come out with me, huh?

I just woke up and did nothing outside, so I stopped by to learn from my teacher. You suddenly told me you were getting married ... I haven't brushed my teeth yet.

Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. Do you want to sit in my seat?

Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?

I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?

As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!

(Wukong, he wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him! )

(Alas, that diamond ring is so bad in size that it is heavy in the front and light in the back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one? )

Wow! Dude, is your makeup called the Monkey King? Give me some professionalism, will you? You see, those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. Going out to eat costs some money! what are you reading? Your makeup is disgusting! Angry at me. That's what I said!

In fact, I am a well-proportioned and graceful juggler who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market and enhances the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!

Water is famous for picking up girls countless times, and it is a thorn in all our men. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.

Is that really the case? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

Eliminating violence and safety is our obligation as citizens, and doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is also my own interest. So I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. There is a natural circulation and the weather is good. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River. ...

I don't know what to say, but I miss her very much at that moment.

2 "Subway to Spring": I have always doubted whether there will be love at first sight at the age of 27.

3 "Durian Drifting": (Get married, silly, and earn money for two people-) The primitive society is good, the primitive society is good, and men and women in the primitive society are streaking.

4 East Palace West Palace: This is not *, this is love.

East Palace West Palace: (Are you a man or a woman? It doesn't matter, when you want to love, you are a man. When you want to bear love, you are a woman. Nothing is more important than this. Why should I be a man or a woman? I can be anyone you like, man or woman. You can trample on everything about me, as long as you allow me to love you. ...

6 "Homemade 007": Do you think you can't find it if you hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

7 "Red Sorghum": You bitch, take off your pants and play with me, but don't admit it when you put on your pants?

In the Mood for Love: If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?

9 "Ashes of Time": If the relationship can be divided, I don't know if she will win, but I know very well that from the beginning, I lost.

10 A Chinese Odyssey: Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? I study with you. Why are you so serious? Need it?

1 1 A Chinese Odyssey: I like running so handsome.

12 mobile phone: Are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you.

13 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

14 from left to right: life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

15 king of comedy: (What? ) gone? A: Yes. ) Where are you going? (Go home. ) and then what? (go to work. ) Is it okay not to go to work? Do you support me when I'm not at work? ) hello. (What's the matter again? ) I support you! Take care of yourself first, idiot! )

16 city of glass: My love line, lifeline and career line are all spelled out by your name.

17 Half-life: I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person!

18 "Glass Bottle": Everyone is born with a half-life fate, and walking in the world is to find the other half. Some people are lucky and find it soon. Some people have to find it all their lives. ...

19 I love you: (Shut up and say, do you love me or not? I tell you, I never answer questions under a butcher knife. Cut the crap. Do you love me or not? ) I hate you, alas. You have never told the truth in your life. Today, you are very close to death. Just tell the truth ) I love you.

20 Summer Tea: Don't be so nice to me. You are so kind to me. If one day you treat me badly, I will be very sad.

2 1 Green Snake: Sister, you have been practicing for thousands of years. Is it worth it for a Xu Xian?

Fallen angels: People say that love can change a person. I find that I am more and more handsome and attractive. Even the hair turned golden.

I felt very sad when I stood in front of the waterfall. I always feel that there should be two people standing here.

Chongqing Forest: Every day you have a chance to pass by many people. You may know nothing about them, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.

When we were closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.

I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else. "

25《2046 》: If you have a secret, dig a hole in a tree in the deep mountain, and then tell the secret in your heart to the hole, so that the secret will not be known.

26 "world without thieves": "What is the most expensive in 2 1 century? Talent! "

"I was bent on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. Those who know me worry me, and those who don't know me call me what I want. "

"Be kind!"

27 "Be there or be square": (Hey, whose wallet is this? ) Where is that? I saw it! I saw it! This is the power of love!

Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!