As a typical straight man, I deeply understand the inner activities of most boys: I am lazy, I don’t want to know so many principles, and I don’t want to spend so much time choosing. Can you tell me directly at once? Do you want me to read all the precautions in one go?
The answer is: yes.
Next, Hongsang will try to tell you all the things to note about men’s image transformation in one breath, so that you can understand all the knowledge points in one article.
Moreover, the products mentioned in it can be picked up and used regardless of age, body shape, or occupation!
Welcome to the nanny-level image transformation guide. If you only plan to read one guide in your life, then this one is enough.
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Skin Care
For everyone For some boys, I am thankful to God if I can wash my face clean. Don't tell me that your facial cleansing and skin care methods are just soap and Dabao.
Someone said I understand! You need to wash your face thoroughly. I use that oil-controlling facial cleanser and apply it vigorously every day. After washing it, my whole face feels cold, which is so refreshing!
…No wonder straight men are said to be easy to cheat out of their money. Most straight men judge a skin care product based on whether it is “cool” or not.
More than 90% of facial cleansers that focus on "efficient oil control" are soap-based facial cleansers. As for what they are, you don't need to know. You only need to know: they are very effective, but they hurt the skin. .
So how to wash it cleanly and still be good for your skin? Remember - use amino acid facial cleanser, which is gentle and non-irritating.
Here are some Amway facial cleansers that are cheap and easy to use:
1. Price of a single product of Pond’s Rice Facial Cleanser: 20~30RMB
< p>2. The single product price of Hearn's large white bottle facial cleanser is 49It is also a pure amino acid facial cleanser. It has a strong foaming feeling and is relatively gentle on facial skin.
Its advantage is that it is gentle and non-irritating and has strong cleaning ability. The patented amino acid liquid crystal ingredient added in it has much stronger cleaning power than ordinary amino acid products. After washing, your face will feel refreshed. There is no drying feeling. It can be said to be a perfect combination of the advantages of soap-based facial cleanser and amino acid facial cleanser. In addition, its oil control and moisturizing effect is also good. The amount of oil secretion among our male students is several times that of girls. After using it, the oil secretion will be reduced, the water and oil will be balanced, and the moisturizing power will naturally increase. Moreover, this facial cleanser has a professional test report on its ability to inhibit bacteria and remove mites. Overall, it is very suitable for those with oily mite skin that is oily on the outside and dry on the inside and prone to acne.
Hearn is a national brand of men’s skin care that has a good reputation in recent years. I checked and there is currently a coupon promotion. It is large in quantity and affordable. It is recommended to buy it.
3. FreePlus single product price: 100RMB for purchasing agent and 130RMB for flagship store
Ok, now that you have washed your face, we are going to apply toner. The function of toner is to moisturize the skin and control oil, allowing you to reduce the risk of acne.
For boys who are not in particularly dry areas, if you can wash your face with facial cleanser and apply toner, it is already passable or even good. As for essence creams and essential oil masks, you can save them for later use. What is left for future girlfriends (smiling face)
Toners are recommended for all straight men to choose oil-controlling or hydrating varieties. If you want to have good skin and complexion, you only need to focus on four points: acne removal, oil control, and moisturizing. , sun protection. Those who can complete these four steps have killed more than 90% of straight men in an instant.
Old rules, recommended online, still at a bargain price:
1. La Roche-Posay Clearing Acne Purifying Toner single product price: 130~150RMB for purchasing agent and 180~220RMB for flagship store
< p>A bottle of toner that is particularly refreshing and oil-controlling. However, your face will feel a little dry after use. Boys who are prone to oiliness and acne on their faces must consider buying this bottle.2. DKDK 2% supramolecular salicylic acid mask single product price: 190~208RMB
The first step to becoming handsome is to never have a pockmarked face with bumps and bruises.
Boys are born with different organs than girls. They are oily and have thick skin, so their skin is prone to blemishes. Brushing acid can solve these skin problems very well. DKDK Salicylic Acid Mask, a bottle of 100g, used twice a week, can last for half a year, smoke less packs of cigarettes, and be a clean little fresh meat, doesn’t it feel good? It contains a variety of anti-inflammatory agents and moisturizers, which are effective and non-irritating. Domestic brands are much more affordable than imported products.
Many boys may not know what acid brushing is, it doesn’t matter, you just need to know that acid brushing can;
Prevent recurring acne, remove closed mouth, remove blackheads, improve large pores, control oil, It’s enough to reduce inflammation, remove acne, and improve pigmentation!
Sounds tempting? Don't be anxious, although the effect is very good, there are steps for acid treatment, and trouble may occur if you mess around.
Three steps to apply acid:
① First apply a little behind the ear to test whether it will cause allergies? Apply a little more on your forehead. My forehead is thick, but you don’t feel it? Slowly spread to the entire face. After first use, leave it on for 10-20 minutes and rinse off with water.
②Is your skin more oily after use? Don't worry, the oil that clogs the pores will be unclogged, and the oiliness will continue to reduce with continued use.
③ Where there are acne/closed lips/blackheads on the face, apply thickly. After brushing quickly, the closed lips will dry out, blackheads will emerge, and the acne will ripen. This is normal. If it dries out, just remove it, wipe it off with a paper towel if it comes out, and if it's ripening, continue to smear it to speed up ripening. Approximately 3-4 times a day.
3. The single product price of Paula Balance Water: 130~150RMB for purchasing agent and 230~250RMB for flagship store
Because it contains nicotinamide (you still don’t need to know what it is, just It’s enough to know that some people may be allergic to it.) It can effectively control oil, whiten and stabilize skin conditions, and it’s about the same price as La Roche-Posay. It’s also a favorite toner for countless novices.
As for lotion, there is not much to say, because most straight men will be a little resistant when they apply lotion for the first time - it is slippery and a little sticky, which makes it uncomfortable.
But in fact, in the dry autumn and winter seasons, you need a bottle of lotion for basic moisturizing, otherwise your face will be frozen, peeled or even cracked, which will be as ugly as possible. .
You said you have already spent a lot of money on facial cleanser and toner, and you don’t want to spend any more? Don’t panic, I know that all straight friends are not willing to spend too much money on this, so our lotions are specially selected to be cheaper and easier to use.
1. Single product price of Biaoting Vitamin E Milk: 9~15RMB/bottle
This price is so ridiculously cheap!
But don’t think that such a cheap product must be a street stall product. If you have to recommend the most conscientious brand among domestic products, I would recommend this one first.
First of all, it is a hospital formula with guaranteed quality; secondly, it is a relatively light and thin lotion, so you will not feel uncomfortable applying it to your face; and lastly, this is a product that has been used by countless people. The products promoted by beauty blogger Amway are so popular that they are sold in every drugstore and convenience store in Beijing, and they have a great reputation.
2. Single product price of cerave hydrating and moisturizing lotion: 95~110RMB
You think I am a liar because I chose a cheaper brand for the good lotion?
Student, don’t just look at the price, do you know how much this bottle costs? 355ml! What is this concept?
Generally speaking, 100ml of lotion can be used for about half a year, and it is used twice a day... Therefore, this bottle of lotion is spread out evenly every month, and it is so cheap that it feels like a free gift.
But don’t worry, this is definitely not a product of a small black-hearted workshop. Cerave is a famous American cosmeceutical brand, and it is said to be much more respectable than Dabao SOD Honey. As for why it's so cheap...maybe it's for charity. (Smiling face)
Farewell to the crew cut, you should try these hairstyles
I believe all straight men have had such a memory: a father who was heartbroken when he was a child My mother coaxed her into the barber shop, and then heard familiar words in her ears: "Master, have a flat head."
How many straight men's aesthetics about hairstyles were ruined by just one sentence in childhood? "Flat head" and "board size".
Even when you grow up, your family will still talk to you: I think boys are the most energetic if they have a crew cut.
Don’t listen to them. You are not living in the 1960s and 1970s. Now you have a lot of hairstyles to choose from.
l The quiff that saves lazy cancer
For straight men who can’t even tell the type of hairstyle, it’s almost impossible to ask everyone to know their face shape and match different hairstyles according to the face shape. It is difficult to reach the sky.
In this case, then remember: you will never go wrong if you tell the barber guy that you want "The Quiff".
The Quiff has two advantages:
1. The overall length is short, and after combing it looks energetic and capable
2. It has various choices and is easy to take care of
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For countless straight men, the peak of their appearance is the moment they get a haircut - the next day without Teacher Tony's hair, it is like a hen's coop after laying eggs.
The Quiff basically does not have this problem - whether you choose to perm your hair or simply comb it up, you only need to take care of the middle part, including blow-drying and muddying, always* **Effects appear in less than 6 minutes.
Even for many straight men who have deep-rooted laziness, they only need to remember two things to take care of The Quiff: blow-dry your hair and smooth it back with hair clay.
Even so, you will still look radiant wearing The Quiff - this is the true meaning of straight male image transformation: the simpler, the better.
l The standard feature of a mature man - oily head
When Louis XV’s lover Madame de Pompadour pulled back her towering hair, she could not have imagined that hundreds of Years later, this hairstyle will actually become the favorite of countless men.
The tall and exquisite oily head makes Rebus, who looked like a programmer working hard typing code a second ago, become a CEO in an instant - Rebus with oily hair, even the words "Are you OK" ?” is a bit more international.
What keeps countless straight men out is its strict standards - clear boundaries and every strand of hair must be neat and tidy.
But you only need one more magic tool to take care of your hair in 5 minutes - a fine-toothed comb.
The steps to take care of oily hair are as follows:
After wetting the hair, use a fine-toothed comb to comb the hair out of the dividing lines and hair lines. Due to the dense teeth of the fine-toothed comb, the hair It is easy to produce clearly neat lines.
Then, use a hair dryer and a comb to blow dry the hair roots high on the top of your head, apply hair oil, and you will have a stylish and well-oiled head.
Believe me, you will fall in love with yourself in the mirror at this time.
These clothes in the clothing chapter can be worn until you are 80 years old
This is not a headline-grabbing one, because our requirement for choosing clothes is - we would rather not stand out than make mistakes. , so the clothes we recommend are all classic styles that have been tested by history, so you can wear them with confidence, and you will never feel like a bumpkin in the street this year.
(Top)
l Baseball jacket price: 200~500RMB
The design of the baseball jacket, which is wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, can make up for the shortcomings of many people—— The shoulders are not broad and straight enough, and the casual style can be said to be versatile.
Whether you wear a T-shirt, a shirt, or a sweater, a sports-style baseball jacket can always bring you youth and vitality. Paired with jeans, anyone can instantly become a streetwear guy. A handsome boy who whistles to a pretty girl.
Yokosuka’s baseball uniforms, which have become popular in recent years, incorporate oriental elements. The dragon and tiger embroidery makes the baseball jacket, originally a student uniform, inadvertently reveal a domineering look——
"Looking at the tiger on my back, I allow you to organize your words one last time."
l Blazer (single-style) single product price: 300~1000 RMB
Each Every man must have at least one Blazer in his wardrobe.
Many people only know that this is a basic matching artifact, but when they search on Taobao, they often look at the results and look confused - aren't these sneakers?
Come on, boy, let me tell you the more down-to-earth name of Blazer: Danxi
When you go to and from get off work every day, standing on the high-rise building of China World Trade Center, you will find one thing: no matter what Whether your industry is accounting, brokerage, real estate, or banking, it all looks the same from a distance -
They all look like a group of insurance sellers.
A Blazer, which is between a formal suit and a casual jacket, can perfectly stand out for you - it has both the sophistication of a formal suit and the freedom and ease of a casual suit. Wearing Blazer, you can look like a professional elite who can charm interns to death while sitting at your work station, and you can look like a flowery young lady in the prime of life while sitting at the bar.
l Single product price of Oxford woven shirt: 100~300 RMB
The first time I put on an Oxford woven shirt, I was deeply attracted by its textured fabric and casual style. Shocking - before this, I had always been a silly boy who wore dress shirts with jeans.
The texture of Oxford shirts is slightly rougher than that of formal shirts, but it is precisely this roughness that sets off a man’s tough guy temperament. Coupled with the inherited formal bloodline, the casual style still reveals a sense of formality and college. temperament.
What’s even better about the Oxford shirt is that it fits wherever you put it: whether worn alone, outside, or even layered under a sweater or sweatshirt, it doesn’t look out of place.
Throw away your autumn clothes, Oxford shirts are your real home.
l Single product price of horn button coat: 500~1000 RMB
Why wear a down jacket? Why wear a down jacket? Why wear a down jacket?
Every time in winter, when I see bloated bodies on the street, I have to hold back the blood that wants to vomit out of my chest.
In terms of price, there is not much difference between the two. In terms of warmth, a thick coat is not inferior to a down jacket.
But when it comes to style, coats and down jackets can be found on many streets. Coats are a symbol of identity and status - how many high-ranking officials, wealthy businessmen and gangsters have you seen wearing down jackets in winter?
But there are also considerations for coats. Some coats must be matched with formal attire, some coats require height, and some coats are based on age... We have abandoned everything. Even if they look good, we have to use our brains to choose. The style gives you the simplest and crudest answer:
Just buy a horn button coat.
The horn-button coat was born in the cold and humid peninsula of England. It is made of coarse woolen fabric. It was originally created to protect against moisture and cold. The coat's buttons are made of leather cords and horn buttons, and it's equipped with oversized pockets for easy wearing and carrying items. The straight style, thick fabric and rugged appearance exude a strong masculine atmosphere. Even the cold northwest wind cannot blow away the hormonal atmosphere exuding from your body.
And one of the taboos of the horn-buttoned coat is precisely its biggest advantage - the straight-shaped coat is taboo with a tight-fitting inner layer, and I hope you wear a thicker one to hold up its shape.
More importantly, the horn-button coat is the most casual style among coats. Whether it is a suit, a sweater, or even a sweatshirt, it can be matched skillfully with it, making it truly a coat that can carry you all winter.
(Bottoms)
l Single item price of selvedge denim jeans: 200~400 RMB
Heaven, earth, please tell me there is more What are the clothes and shoes that jeans cannot be paired with?
If you have a pair of jeans, this means all the clothes and shoes in your wardrobe: whether it is a T-shirt, a hoodie, a shirt, a suit, a sweater, or Martin boots, Chelsea boots, sneakers , casual shoes, running shoes... they all have a home.
But many people always have a headache when choosing jeans: They say good jeans have a good fit, but how to choose jeans with a good fit? How can I hide my thick legs? How can I make up for my thin legs?
Okay, I know you are straight guys, and I also know you are too lazy to listen to a bunch of my popular science. Come on, open your phone now and search for the ultimate answer to all your questions - selvedge denim jeans.
Yes, it is so awesome. A pair of red-eared denim jeans can hold the above series of problems.
Compared with other jeans, selvedge denim jeans have tougher lines and a very three-dimensional cut, which can play an excellent role in modifying the shape of the legs.
And the classic straight-leg trousers can basically cover up all the problems with your leg shape - no matter you are tall or short, fat or thin, you can't go wrong with straight-leg jeans.
l Leggings
Although jeans are stylish and versatile, they are not suitable for sports. They are not convenient for fitness, running or walking on the road with girls.
But this does not mean that you can indulge yourself in wearing big pants or loose cotton sweatpants like pockets and dangling on the street. At this time, you need a belt. Leg pants.
Leg-tie pants are generally tightened at the ankles and are improved when combined with overalls. They generally have 2 to 4 pockets. They retain the toughness and style of jeans and avoid the trouble of rolling up the trouser legs, making it easy. The exposed ankles can be worn with any type of combat boots.
And the matching guide for leggings is still very simple - wear a sweatshirt and a shirt on top, and you can't go wrong no matter how you look.
l Drawstring shorts & khaki shorts single product price: 100~150 RMB
Just like the true test of a cook's cooking skills is how well he stir-fries shredded potatoes, the real test of a person The standard of clothing is: how to wear it in a season like summer when you only need three or four pieces.
As soon as summer comes, straight men start to dress up in various ways. They want to be as fancy as possible, which completely violates the golden rule of straight men’s dressing - less is more (less is more).
In the hot summer, we should strive to dress fresh and simple, so please get those ripped denim shorts, large pants with floral prints, and cargo shorts with large pockets out of your wardrobe. .
You only need to keep two kinds of solid color shorts - drawstring shorts & khaki shorts.
Drawstring shorts are generally made of cotton and linen, which are loose, breathable and sporty. A pair of drawstring shorts combined with a solid color T-shirt and running shoes create a sunny image, allowing you to go to the convenience store to buy some fruit. Attract the attention of the cashier girl.
Chino shorts are a type between formal shorts and casual shorts. They are the one-piece suit among shorts - they look businesslike when paired with a shirt in the workplace, but they don't look smart when paired with a solid-color T-shirt in life. It makes people feel dull and serious.
By the way, the appropriate length of shorts is just to the knees - long means sloppy, short means sissy. Never wear ultra-short and tight shorts on the street, be careful of being anal.
(Shoes)
l Single product price of Martin boots: 300~1000 RMB
If I can only recommend one shoe to you, then I will I tell you three words without hesitation - Martin boots.
Martin boots can be said to be a must-have item in every handsome man's wardrobe. Both in terms of style and durability, they are the most popular among footwear. With a pair of Doc Martens, all your jeans have a home.
Moreover, the built-in height-increasing function of Martin boots allows you to increase your original height by at least 3cm, making girls bump into each other in minutes.
The general way to wear Martin boots is to put the trouser legs into the boots to fully display your boots. Believe it or not - this can actually make your legs visually stretch. It's long and works better than beautiful pictures.
l AJ series
How popular is the AJ series? Everyone understands one thing: the industry of making fake AJ shoes supports tens of thousands of small factories in Putian and Dongguan.
The AJ series of basketball shoes have long been more than just a pair of sports shoes, they are a symbol of the trend, and can even be said to be a kind of belief - something that is originally stepped on the feet is actually regarded as a The collectibles are displayed in glass cabinets, can you believe it?
AJ’s popularity is inseparable from its versatility - Chicago, Big Devil, Air Force One... you can pull it out in any pair, whether it is shorts, jeans or leggings, it can be easily worn hold on.
Of course, the most classic combination is leggings with AJs. The trouser legs that are tightened at the ankles can perfectly show off the sexy combat boots on your feet.
If you wear another sweatshirt, you will instantly transform into a hip-hop guy, feeling like you can hold a microphone and perform a freestyle at any time.
l New Balance Running Shoes
Neither the director nor the investors could have imagined that the biggest winner of the "Chun Jiao Zhiming" series of movies would be a pair of shoes.
The pair of New Balance running shoes worn by Shawn Yue in the movie are casual yet stylish, teaching countless children who grew up wearing double-star shoes a solid lesson: it turns out that sports shoes can be so handsome.
If Martin boots and AJ occupy the leading position in European and American clothing matching, then New Balance running shoes have won the top spot of Japanese and Korean trends - clothing with cool color matching and a pair of fresh shoes Running shoes can help you stand out among a group of greasy middle-aged people.
Although New Balance running shoes are generally not collected by anyone, you can also take advantage of the big sales to collect a few pairs - after all, there are too few sneakers that are comfortable to wear and versatile.
Recommendations for nanny-level clothing stores
But when it comes to wearing clothes, many straight men are in a dilemma: I know everything about clothes to buy, but the question is where to buy them?
Looking at the fabric, cut, and pattern is as much a disaster for straight men as guessing a girl’s lipstick shade, so most straight men can only choose the recommendations that occupy the top searches on Taobao—— I speak more directly. I just say that the quality of those clothes is often not very good.
Taobao has an algorithm. The more expensive the products you usually search for and buy, the higher the quality and the more expensive the products recommended by the search. For straight men who are not experienced in online shopping, it is very likely that what they will find directly is a single product that costs tens of yuan.
I don’t have any bias, let’s just discuss the matter - a piece of clothing, including the design, fabric, cutting and other messy materials and labor costs, can only be sold for a few dozen yuan, and the merchant must make a profit. How good do you think this dress can be?
The once steely straight man, now the caring little cotton-padded jacket himself has no choice but to offer his Taobao collection of stores to benefit the general public - don’t ask how to choose, just buy it!
(Note: This is not an advertisement. The advertisement is to promote my earning money. In fact, this is a lesson learned through blood and tears that I spent a lot of money on...)
PS: Never worry about spending more money on clothes. You are not in the mood to read so many explanations. Just remember: 300 and 100 clothes, 300 is awesome.
Functional style
Store: Hidden
Well, even if we have to wear a jacket, promise me to be nice to myself and buy a cool one.
Concealer's jackets, leggings and functional suits are the best in design and quality among similar products that I have seen. The price is a little expensive, especially for winter clothes, but the total cost of buying two clothes + a pair of pants in autumn and winter is no more than 2,000 - you must know that autumn and winter are nearly half a year.
Oh, by the way, it can also be worn in spring. It’s a profit no matter how you think about it.
Wear a concealer and you will be the most handsome kid on the street
Casual style
Shop: Infinite non-recycling
When I saw this store, I immediately added it to my favorites, because he did one thing, let me put it in words that straight men can understand:
He doesn’t have to rely on self-cultivation. Or deliberately make clothes "baggy" to cover up the figure of a fat person, he did it - you may indeed look fat when you wear it, but you are stylish.
Because the slim-fitting styles in the past tended to expose shortcomings, and the loose-fitting styles tended to make the whole person appear wider. Infinitely non-circular clothes are sufficiently comfortable and casual while ensuring the fit.
And the clothes in this store are very simple and very suitable for mature men. The simple but not simple style can easily bring out your aura.
Guochao
Store: Baylor House
To be honest, I would be embarrassed to write about fashion brands.
Because serious fashion brands are never cheap, a single product from Supreme, off-white and other brands may cost a person half a month to a month's salary, not to mention the high imitations nowadays. Hengxing, if you work so hard to buy one, it might be regarded as a fake.
Moreover, the trendy brands on Taobao are now so homogeneous that they don’t even bother to design, and just copy the designs of big foreign brands. As a result, you may think that what you are wearing is very trendy, but when you go to Taikoo Hui, Sanlitun International Trade Center, In the eyes of others, you are worse than a fake - where did you come from, a village cannon dressed in a copycat outfit?
The national trend in Baylor House is a serious national trend. The Chinese style is very unique. The rapper GAI once got into it, which directly changed his aura from a market gangster to a knight-errant (don’t fight). I am GAI, let’s talk about it)
Be careful wearing such clothes. If you dress well, you will be a young man in the imperial capital; if you don't, you will become an unearthed cultural relic.
Hong Kong style
Store: Rabbit Sen Original Studio
Hong Kong style and Japanese style are very suitable for boys with small and delicate frames. Rabbit Sen is my favorite style before. I really want to buy it, and I have done so for a while, but I have never been able to find this store.
Because I gained weight...
Japanese style and Hong Kong style originally focus on simplicity, so the style of this store has always been very refreshing and simple, and the price is not ordinary It is friendly to the people and is very suitable for student parties to choose.
Looking at their clothes, a sense of "little brother" is coming out.
You may not believe it, but the fact is that in just a few minutes, you will learn enough styles to wear for at least 20 years.
Is it complicated? It's not complicated, because we don't talk about face shape, body shape, and color tone - we tell you simply and crudely: you are absolutely right to wear this.
I have also been a slovenly straight man, and I have a profound understanding of this truth:
As a newbie, who has the patience to study so many theories? ?
So, the basic tutorial in this article can already help you appear around girls with a neat and even stylish image. If the boys around you make some mistakes again, you will basically have Reached the level of a male god.
To be honest, image transformation is the easiest and most relaxing part of all the steps to attract girls - it only takes you a few days to master a correct set of ideas and methodologies, and you will not go wrong with them. The templates can be copied.
And its rewards are also the best - your image is good enough, you can even wait for girls to flirt with you.
Therefore, as the new year is coming, all straight men are asked to collect this all-round nanny-level guide, take it out and read it from time to time, and try to collect the classic items mentioned in it.
When you finish the transformation, and see the increasing number of likes in your circle of friends, and the increasing number of hearts on Tantan MarryU, I believe——
You Will recommend it to your friends to save more straight men.