1. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is a godsend.

2, the so-called dilemma is the pattern of raising your head and raising your head, and lowering your head with double chins.

Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money. I looked for him all night, but I couldn't find the money.

4. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

At the end of this day, no one wished me a happy birthday, perhaps because today is not my birthday.

6. Although I can't cook, I am an expert at ordering takeout.

7. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

8. Who would have thought that I was a descendant of the dragon?

9. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient.

10, so many people went to the south wall. If I repair it, I should be able to make a lot of money, and maybe even get rich overnight.

1 1, I still remember that day, one person's homework was wrong and the whole class's homework was wrong.

12. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moves first.

13. When God closes a door for you, don't forget to pinch your head.

14, I usually scold you, and I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

15, I want to swear today, so I won't scold you.

16, I know I have many shortcomings. If you don't like me, I hope you can reflect on yourself.

17, you are Pikachu's younger brother. Is your skin itchy?

18. Please describe your girlfriend in two words. Where is it?

19. Please describe your girlfriend in two words. Where is it?

20, agreed to grow old together, you are bald and I dyed my head.

2 1. We agreed to grow old together. You are bald. I dyed my hair.

22. I'll tell you a story about hiding a knife in a smile: hahahahahahahahahahahaha knife.

23. If you ignore me again, I will really become a dog.

24. If you ignore me again, I will really become a dog.

25. I suddenly have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, my self-control is overwhelming.

26. Why don't I have a daughter who is beautiful enough to explode, while my mother does? I am really jealous of her.

27, four words to evaluate your mother, too good.

28. I finally know why some people like to chase buses, because I am on the bus.

29. No matter how disappointing the world is, some things still need to be persisted. My principle and bottom line can be summed up in four words-not hungry.

30. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.