The main characters of the annual sketch:
General manager Qian zong,
Interviewer Manager Wang (1)
Interviewer Assistant Xiao Li (1)
Behind the scenes commentary (1 person)
Candidates (3 women)
Li Xiaomi, who is thin and lacks self-confidence.
Relatively obese, super confident Ding Meili.
Outstanding temperament image, super gold digger Xu Xianxian.
Creative sketch of annual meeting:
A small private company wants a public relations manager, and five candidates have applied for this position. In order to select the right "talents", it is planned to interview five candidates on the spot, and the essay "Recruitment" of the company's annual meeting begins with a funny joke.
Background music of the annual meeting: If You Are the One
Behind-the-scenes narration of the annual sketch: Where is the future of the enterprise? 2 1 century, due to the progress of science and technology, the supporting role of natural resources for economic and social development has gradually declined, while the role of human resources has been rising. The arrival of the era of knowledge economy has accelerated the demand of enterprises for talents, especially sales and public relations talents. Looking at the competition of comprehensive strength among companies with sales ability, innovation ability and public relations ability as the main contents, it is ultimately the competition of talents. The global competition for talents is one after another, continuous and intensified. People call it a war without smoke, borders and declaration of war. .................................................................................................................................................
Text of annual meeting paper
The interviewer and the interviewer's assistant appear. The interviewer came out to meet the audience. The interviewer's assistant was Nuo Nuo, who stood aside cautiously and faced the audience.
Interviewer: Shake the imperial edict. President Zhao Yue: I have been ordered to appoint a representative of the CEO, who should stand out from the crowd, be talented, attractive, considerate and eloquent. . . Manager of public relations marketing department, preparing for global economic integration, fierce market competition, fairy public relations manager, enhancing the prestige of our enterprise and strengthening the trend of our enterprise. Qin this!
After reading it, I turned around and sat quietly in the chair.
The interviewer asked the assistant a question about the interviewer: "Xiao Li, how many people attended the interview today?"
Assistant Xiao Li opened the interview registration form and went to the interviewer: "Manager Wang, there are three people scheduled to attend the interview today. This is their information. Please have a look. " After reading the qualifications, the interviewer shook his head impatiently and said, "Alas, the recruitment cost is getting higher and higher, the top management's eyes are getting more and more critical, and the number of applicants is getting less and less. It's so tangled!"
The interviewer made a gesture with his hand, indicating that assistant Xiao Li leaned over and said, "Money always attaches great importance to this time, saying that he must recruit a suitable person, otherwise you and I will both get stuck." Money always gets angry, and the consequences are very serious. This time, find a suitable person anyway. " Assistant Xiao Li wiped her sweat and whispered close to the interviewer's ear, "Manager Wang, I lowered all the hard indicators this time." As he spoke, he pressed his hand down.
The interviewer took the personnel qualification registration form, turned over a few pages and said, "Well, let's hurry up and start." Assistant Xiao Li shouted, "The interview has officially started. Please meet the applicants and their names one by one. "
(First interview)
"10 12, Li Xiaomi." As soon as Assistant Xiao Li's voice fell, the interviewer, Manager Wang, gave a small push and said, "Hey, where did this number come from?" Xiao Li only said to Nuo Nuo, "Manager Wang, there are only five applicants. During the interview, we can't let the interviewees know that our momentum is not good. Make the numbers bigger and make them think that there are many applicants here. They are chosen by us, let them pay attention to this position! " The interviewer exclaimed, "Well, that makes sense. Thinking is progress! There is a future. "
Dressed simply, wearing a ponytail, wearing a pair of dark-eyed glasses, carrying a big bag, taking small steps on the stage and smiling shyly at the audience.
I came to the front of the office (the door was ajar), tapped on the door twice, and after hearing the sound of "Come in", I stepped carefully into the door, walked to the interviewer's desk and bowed to the interviewer. Assistant Xiao Li motioned her to sit down. Li Xiaomi held her satchel in her chest and sat in the half position of Dengzi. His legs crossed and he leaned forward. The interviewer looked at the information, nodded and asked, "Li Xiaomi, from your resume, you graduated from a famous university, majoring in Chinese language and literature." You have good conditions in all aspects! " Li Xiaomi touched his nose: "Yes, I just don't have work experience and I need to study more. I hope your company can give me this opportunity to make me better. " The interviewer nodded and said, "Do you know our company?" Li Xiaomi helped her under the eyes and said shyly, "Although your company is a new private enterprise, it is not well known to the outside world, but I believe it is a place to train people, and I also have the opportunity to learn more about and like this enterprise." He handed a thick piece of material to the interviewer, "I'm not very good at talking." These are some public relations marketing plans I made for our company. Please have a look. "
Xiao Li, the interview assistant, took the materials from Li Xiaomi and handed them to Wang, the interviewer, who took them and read them again. At the same time, Mr. Qian, CEO of the company, dressed in a straight suit, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, a mahogany pipe in one hand and a hand behind his waist, swaggered onto the stage and nodded to the audience as he walked. At this time, the audience under the stage should give warm applause or cheers. Walking up and down the stage, I said I walked down the aisle to the interview office and said, "I can't recruit a public relations manager for such a long time." You must go out in person, and the requirements for the public relations manager are not high. I have mastered three indicators: 84, 62 and 86. You can look like Fan Bingbing or Zhang Fake Ziyi. " After speaking, my eyes were half narrowed, my head was turned upside down and I was daydreaming. Then he shook his head and soon came to his senses. "I know nothing about those losers. I wonder how the recruitment is going. I'll go out and see for myself. "
As he spoke, he went outside the interview office and quietly pushed the door in. At this time, Xiao Li, the interview assistant, found that Qian Kechang was coming, and quickly stood up and pushed the interviewer Wang. Interviewer Wang also stood up nervously, smiled, slightly surprised, walked out of his seat, stepped forward with his hands raised, and said, "Director Qian, why are you here? Come, come, please sit down. " Qian always put his hand behind his waist, nodded and walked to the position. When he passed Li Xiaomi, he looked her up and down and frowned. Assistant Xiao Li has been staring at the facial changes of General Qian, and all the expressions are kept in mind. Manager Wang, the interviewer, didn't notice the change of Mr. Qian's expression, but introduced Li Xiaomi to him affectionately: "Look, Mr. Qian, this person has a good interview condition, and she is also very interested in our company ..." Before Mr. Wang finished his introduction, Mr. Qian interrupted the introduction with his hand. "Tut tut, I saw it. Her conditions are very general and the indicators have not been met. " As he spoke, he shook his head and glanced at Li Xiaomi. He found that Li Xiaomi also looked at himself doubtfully. Gu Yiqing cleared his throat and said, "The major is wrong. This time, we want to recruit a public relations manager. Come back next time when we plan. "
Manager Wang, the interviewer, looked at Li Xiaomi with pity, returned the information to her and said, "Let's cooperate next time." Li Xiaomi took the information, barely squeezed out a faint smile, bid farewell to the three and the audience, and walked out the door.
(second interview)
After Mr. Qian sat down, he ordered some tables with his fingers and signaled his assistant Xiao Li to call the next one. Xiao Li reacted quickly and went to the door and called, "10 13, Ding Meili." As soon as the voice fell, I heard a voice: "coming, coming." The sound is very rough. At that time, all three people on the stage were frightened and looked at each other.
See, dressed in rustic, dressed very outrageous Ding Meili dragged on stage, put a POSE.
Then he came to the door, pushed the door and went in. Before the three interviewers sitting at the desk could speak, Ding Meili sat down on the stool in front of the desk, put down his long hair by hand and began to introduce himself: "My name is Ding Meili, as the name suggests, gender: non-male, blood type: round. Height: a little taller than Bingbing (Fan Bingbing), and weight: similar to Xiaolong girl.
Chief Qian and interview assistant Xiao Li stared at Ding Meili in surprise. Manager Wang, the interviewer, sat beside him silently. Mr. Qian shook his head. Assistant Xiao Li looked at Mr. Qian's expression, cleared his throat and said, "Your various conditions don't quite meet our employment requirements. We hired a public relations (research) manager this time. Come back next time when we recruit other positions. Thank you for your attention to our company. " Ding Meili showed reluctance and said, "Tut tut, why are you doing this? I don't meet the requirements. I have a good appearance, a good figure and a good education, so I can't eat as a meal. The bus manager is just a vase. Treat me well, I am also blue and white porcelain. " Qian and Li looked at each other and vomited. Manager Wang wiped his sweat and asked, "Do you have any special skills?" Ding Meili stood up, walked to three tables, put a POSS, and said, "I can drink, dance, punch and play cards." Manager Wang nodded and whispered to Mr. Qian, "These conditions are quite in line." Mr. Qian gave Manager Wang a white look and said, "What's your problem? Just say it directly. " As a difficult performance, Manager Wang said, "No, there is nothing wrong." Qian stood up, brushed his sleeve and said, "Miss Beauty, we are a small enterprise. We can only use ordinary vases and can't afford blue and white porcelain." Ding Meili was still confused and said solemnly, "Then I don't have any requirements for wages and benefits." Assistant Xiao Li went up to Ding Meili and said, "Come again next time if you have a chance. Thank you for your concern for our company. " Ding Meili spoiled, walked up to the interviewer, Manager Wang, and said angrily, "Brother-in-law, you said it was all arranged." Both Qian and Li looked at Wang with surprised expressions. Manager Wang was embarrassed and got up and pulled Ding Meili out of the door. "You don't live up to expectations yourself. Let's talk about it next time." Say that finish, back to the office. Explain to Mr. Qian: "I am a distant relative and a distant aunt." Director Qian: "How many distant aunts do you have?" Manager Wang scratched his head and said, "Just this one, I haven't seen it for many years. It used to be okay. Who knows that if you go to South Korea for plastic surgery, you will definitely be turned into Fan Bingbing, and that's it when you come back. " Manager Qian looked at Manager Wang with a grain of salt. Assistant Xiao Li quickly stepped forward and said, "Yes, yes, I heard that Manager Wang's aunt used to be fine. It's a pity."
(third interview)
"Next, the number 10 14, Xu Xianxian." Assistant Xiao Li's voice just fell and she was dressed in fashion, covered in red high heels, carrying a LV bag and holding a huge "diamond" ring in her hand. He is slender, with long waves and a big waist twist. As soon as he stepped onto the stage, he introduced to the audience: "Xu Xianxian is me, graduated from vocational high school, majoring in fashion design, and has a wide range of hobbies. It is said that it is difficult to find a job now. I think it is easy to find it. I was hired by my previous units, but my income was too low. One month is not enough for me to buy a set of cosmetics. " As he spoke, he spread out his hand, looked at the ring on his hand and pretended to be flashing. "These days, public relations talents like me are rushing to get it." When I entered the door, I glanced at the three interviewers sitting with charming eyes. General Qian's eyes were immediately attracted and he made a spoony expression. He stood up, went to Xu Xianxian, adjusted his glasses on his nose, looked her up and down, and said to himself, "OK, that's it." Xu Xianxian whispered, "What's your name?"
The interview assistant stepped forward and said, "This is our money manager."
Xu said, "Money is always good."
Qian nodded and said, "OK, Miss Xu, please sit down."
Xu said a little unhappily, "I'm not a lady. You can call me beauty. "
Xu sat down: "Thank you." Money always returns to his position, but his eyes are still fixed on Xu.
Manager Wang, the interviewer, saw Manager Qian's expression and immediately changed the way of asking questions before. He said kindly, "Excuse me, Miss Xu, do you have any requirements for this job?"
Xu Xianxian crossed his legs and said, "What's your annual salary for that PR manager position? How many days off a week? How many times do you travel abroad a year? "
Manager Wang turned pale and before he could talk to him, Mr. Qian immediately said, "That depends on your performance!" " ""But don't be afraid, our job as a public relations manager is relatively easy. "
Xu Xianxian looked a little impatient and said, "Get to the point, time is precious."
Manager Wang added, "Our public relations manager earns 3,000 yuan a month, takes two days off every week and travels abroad once a year."
After hearing this, Xu Xianxian immediately jumped up and said, "What, tell a story, 3000 yuan? It is not enough to buy a pair of shoes. Working five days a week won't kill you. Do not arrange middle and senior overseas tours. Is it strange that your business will develop? "
He was about to get up and leave when he was stopped by General Manager Qian. "Ah, beauty, our manager Wang just talked about part of it, and I forgot to make it clear to you that our company has set up an outstanding talent award, and the bonus is very generous. With your conditions, it is not difficult to get an Audi A4 by the end of the year. "
Xu not only didn't stop it, but even dragged on and said, "These Altmans are homophonic. Now there are people driving Audi A4? Hehe, my A8 needs to be changed. "
The three people present looked at each other, made a helpless appearance, and "watched" Xu Xianxian go out.
Qian always shook his head and said, "Oh, no! ! "
Go back and say to assistant Xiao Li, "Call the next one."
Xiao Li said with a bitter face, "Manager Qian, there is no next one."
Manager Wang leaned in and said, "Otherwise, we will further increase the recruitment publicity and publish it on major websites, newspapers and TV."
Mr. Qian gave Manager Wang a white look. "Cost, do you know how much labor costs account for the cost of our enterprise?"
Manager Wang said with a sad face, "What should I do?"
"Then don't get the first applicant back?" "This is my car key." Then he took out a battery car key from his pocket and threw it to Xiao Li.
"Battery car! No, I'll chase it with my own little alto. " After that, he gave the key to the battery car to Mr. Qian and ran out the door.
Mr. Qian always throws the key of the battery car to Manager Wang. "Then, push it to me."
At the end of the annual sketch, the music sounded and the actors took the stage to make a curtain call.