"How did you guess the lucky number?" Asked his neighbor.

"Well, three times, I dreamed of seven times; So I figured out that 3 times 7 is 24, I bought a ticket for the 24th, and then I won the first prize. "

"Why, you blackened fool (you fool! ) Three times seven equals twenty-one, not twenty-four. "

"Is that so?" The village idiot said, well, 24 won anyway. "

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Classic dialogue 1:

Man: Can I buy you a drink? Can I buy you a drink? )

Woman: Actually, I prefer money. No, I'd rather keep the money. )

Classic dialogue 2:

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

Classic dialogue 3:

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

Classic dialogue 4:

Man: Is this seat empty? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. )

Classic dialogue 5:

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. )

Classic dialogue 6:

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. )

Classic dialogue 7:

M: I think I can make you very happy. I think I can make you very happy. )

W: Why? Are you leaving? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? )

One day, a man died and found himself in hell. When he was struggling in despair, he met a demon for the first time. ...

Demon: Why are you so glum? friends.

Guy:? what do you think? I am in hell.

Demon:? Hell is not that bad. ? We are really happy here ... Do you drink?

Guy:? Of course. I like drinking. ? Like these drinks.

Demon:? Then you'll like Monday. ? Open? We only drink on Mondays. ? Whiskey Tequila? Guinness? Wine cooler? Diet labels, and coffee ... let's drink until we vomit, and then drink some more!

Guy:? Tut tut hat sounds great.

Demon:? Do you smoke?

Guy: You'd better believe it! ? Like smoking.

Demon:? All right! ? You'll love Tuesday. ? We got the best cigars from all over the world, which made our lungs ache. ? If you have cancer, it's no big deal. You're dead, remember?

Guy:? Wow ... that's ... awesome!

Demon:? I bet you like gambling.

Guy:? Why? what's up Actually? I know. ? Like gambling.

Demon:? Because you can gamble as much as you want on Wednesday. ? Dice, blackjack, roulette, poker, slot machines, etc ...? If you're broke ... you're dead anyway.

Demon: Do you take drugs?

Guy:? Are you kidding? Love drugs! You're not saying ...

Demon:? That's right! ? Thursday is drug prohibition day. ? Please have a big bowl of crack. Or pat. ? Smoke a cigarette the size of a submarine. You can take drugs if you want. If you overdose-yes-you're dead-who cares! ? O.D！ !

Guy:? Yo, hey. ? I never realized that hell is such a place to swing! !

Demon: Are you gay?

Guy:? Huh? No.

Demon:? Oh, oh? You're really gonna hate Fridays.