Time: April 2005
Venue: At the entrance of District People's Hospital
Person: Director Jiang (female), director of surgery.
Ma Youcai (male) taxi driver
Yang Min (female) taxi wife
Ma: Hey! Give me the money!
Jiang: Your charge is unreasonable!
Ma: (catching up) Hey! I said you were gay, so why didn't you pay for a car?
Jiang: Why didn't I give you money? Didn't I give it to you?
M: Not yet!
Jiang: What's the difference?
M: We still need 10 yuan! You see, it's not easy for me to work in this plateau. Lack of oxygen is harmful to my health!
Jiang: This is not a vegetable market. Well, I have no time to talk to you here.
Ma: Hey! This is Lhasa, under special circumstances. ...
Jiang: Here's 50, OK!
Ma: Hey! Come back.
Jiang: What else do you want?
Ma: Change!
Jiang: Keep the change, but mark my words, young man, you should make money with your conscience! (End)
Ma: Hey! Bye. What about you? The reason why this intellectual can't make a fortune is that he has no brain. When will he have a conscience? How much is conscience? Now, where will the world go? Money still works! (Answering the phone) Hello! ..... To the door of the operating room in the medical building of the district hospital. Hey! What do you think she's doing here? 80% of my double eyelids fell off. Let me tell you something, my income is as low as before! But don't say, it looks much better since I cut my double eyelids! I really have to go find her. (While the props are brought to the operating room, Yang takes the side road.
Save lives ―― Help someone turn over a new leaf.
Time: April 2005
Venue: At the entrance of District People's Hospital
Person: Director Jiang (female), director of surgery.
Ma Youcai (male) taxi driver
Yang Min (female) taxi wife
Ma: Hey! Give me the money!
Jiang: Your charge is unreasonable!
Ma: (catching up) Hey! I said you were gay, so why didn't you pay for a car?
Jiang: Why didn't I give you money? Didn't I give it to you?
M: Not yet!
Jiang: What's the difference?
M: We still need 10 yuan! You see, it's not easy for me to work in this plateau. Lack of oxygen is harmful to my health!
Jiang: This is not a vegetable market. Well, I have no time to talk to you here.
Ma: Hey! This is Lhasa, under special circumstances. ...
Jiang: Here's 50, OK!
Ma: Hey! Come back.
Jiang: What else do you want?
Ma: Change!
Jiang: Keep the change, but mark my words, young man, you should make money with your conscience! (End)
Ma: Hey! Bye. What about you? The reason why this intellectual can't make a fortune is that he has no brain. When will he have a conscience? How much is conscience? Now, where will the world go? Money still works! (Answering the phone) Hello! ..... To the door of the operating room in the medical building of the district hospital. Hey! What do you think she's doing here? 80% of my double eyelids fell off. Let me tell you something, my income is as low as before! But don't say, it looks much better since I cut my double eyelids! I really have to go find her. (At the same time, the props turn to the operating room, and Yang comes out from behind the props. )
Yang: I've been on the phone for so long. Why do you think he hasn't come yet? I'm really anxious! (Suddenly sees a horse) Hey, horses are rich!
M: Hey, daughter-in-law, what are you doing here? Did you cut your double eyelids again? Let me see. How many times is this?
Yang: Stop it! There is a fire at home, and you still have the heart to joke!
M: What's the matter?
Yang: My son is ill!
Man: No way! He was fine when I drove out this morning.
Yang: I was fine this morning. At 10, I suddenly cried out that I had a stomachache and my face turned white. The doctor said that I had acute appendicitis.
M: This is not allowed in surgery.
Yang: That's right!
Man: What about the son?
Yang: I'm in the operating room.
Ma: Son! Son!
Yang: Hey! Hey! Hey! I said what you are shouting! This is a hospital! Hey, I said, what are you still doing?
M: What should I do?
Yang: You forget that when your mother had an operation last year, she spent more than 1000 yuan on the operation alone. Today, it is our son. I wonder if I don't have enough money with me. Did you drive?
M: Yes.
Yang: Then go and buy something expensive nearby.
Are you mistaken? My mother doesn't live here!
Yang: Hey! I said, you are a stubborn person. Aren't these all hospitals? It's just high medical skills. Go now!
M: Is that still urgent?
Yang: Go back quickly. The doctor is waiting for us to sign the operation form!
M: I'll be right there!
Yang: Hurry up (see Jiang coming to the stage later) Doctor, how is my son?
Jiang: Your son needs an operation at once. Please look at the operation list first, and then sign it.
Yang: (holding the operation sheet) There may be various infections and massive bleeding during the operation! Doctor, what is bleeding?
Ginger: It's just that the scalpel accidentally touched a big blood vessel!
Yang: Then how much blood will my son shed? (To himself) Anesthesia accident, leading to respiratory and cardiac arrest! Doctor, what is respiratory cardiac arrest?
Jiang: it's not a stop, it's a sudden stop
Yang: Ah, isn't that flat? Doctor, you can save my son. I'm the only one!
Jiang: Comrades, relax. These are all unexpected situations in the operation. Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand! Understand?
Yang (to himself) is not afraid of ten thousand, just in case! Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand! (hurriedly takes out the red envelope from the bag) You're right, doctor! Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand. This is a token of my appreciation. Please accept it first.
Jiang: What are you doing? Saving lives is the bounden duty of our doctors. If I accept your red envelope, my hands will tremble!
Yang: tremble! (turning to the audience) If you tremble on the operating table, won't you touch the big blood vessels during the operation? If this touches a big blood vessel, won't my son bleed out? If the bleeding doesn't stop ...
Jiang: Comrade, you haven't signed it yet.
Yang: Oh! I know. I'll wait for me. He'll be right there (turning to the car curtain). Why don't you come back when you are dead and rich?
M: Hey, here, here. Who is it for?
Yang (pulling the horse aside) The doctor said that he would tremble with this hand. Is it too little money to get it back?
Nothing, I'm here! (takes out a wrapped red envelope from his pocket) Do you think this is enough? Let's go
Yang: Big. ...
Ma: (seeing Jiang turn around) Who is he?
Yang: The doctor who operated on his son! Let's go (hurry the horse)
Man: You'd better go! (Take what Yang has in his hand and put it on the ground)
Yang: I said what time is it, and you still ... (pushing the horse) Doctor, my mouth is coming!
Jiang: (recognizing the horse) Oh! It's you, young man
M: It's me, doctor! Doctor, it's all my fault today. I killed you. Oh! No, you killed me. Oh! This is not right. Today is all my fault. It's my dirty heart that makes you earn more money. Please forgive me!
Jiang: Young man, I'm not talking about you. Make money, you are a little black!
Ma: You have many adults, but adults don't remember villains. Your prime minister can punt in his stomach! I beg you, please help my son!
Jiang: (Looking back and seeing the horse kneeling, he quickly helps the horse up) Young man, get up quickly!
M: I won't get up unless you accept the money!
Jiang: (Let go and say angrily) I want your time, not your money!
M: What about this money?
Jiang: Is money that important? Children are more important. Please sign quickly!
Yang: Then sign it quickly!
Where does the horse (stand up) sign?
Jiang: Sign here!
A pen? (Jiang takes it and asks after signing it immediately) So, where are my children?
Jiang: Don't worry, son!
Ma Yang: Thank you, doctor!
Jiang: You're welcome.
Yang: Ma Youcai! Come here. What's wrong with you and the doctor?
Ma: Ew! I just dragged him here.
Yang: Do you want more money?
M: Not much, only 50.
Yang: (grabs the horse by the ear) The horse has money! Is it uncomfortable for me to say that you are lying and not killing people? (Let go) I told you long ago, don't be too black-hearted to make money, but you just won't listen. If you hadn't come to the district hospital today and met such a good doctor, I think my son was either bleeding heavily or his heart stopped!
M: I don't know what to do! I've never heard anyone say that this is a pre-operative red envelope and a post-operative meal. Today, we calculate together before and after the operation, and really don't know what to do!
Yang: What are you talking about? Do you think other doctors are like that?
M: I don't know! Maybe there will be a big one later!
Yang: What can we do?
M: I'm ready! (and takes out a big red envelope from his pocket)
Voice-over: Ma's parents, please come to the surgical ward as soon as possible. The horse's operation has been finished.
Yang: It's broken. How did you finish it so quickly?
M: Look, what did I say?
Yang: (seeing Jiang playing) Hey, doctor! My son. What?
Jiang: Your son's operation has been finished. Go to the ward and have a look!
M: What took you a while?
Jiang: Oh! The child was delivered in time and the operation was successful. Go to the ward and have a look!
Yang: (Walking up to the horse, gesturing to send a red envelope to Jiang)
Ma: Hey! Doctor, I am very thick, which makes you tired and annoyed. Your hands aren't shaking, are they?
Jiang: Hey, comrade, what do you mean? I am a doctor.
Ma: We can't talk! Doctor, you'd better take this money. If you don't accept it, I won't regret it. Besides, your hand didn't tremble after the operation.
Jiang: Young man, now that I have received your money, my hands will not shake, but my heart will shake!
Ma Yang: Heart fibrillation?
Jiang: Yes! As a doctor, accepting a patient's red envelope is tantamount to tarnishing his soul and losing his personality!
Ma: What a personality! Lost his personality! (Turning and handing the red envelope to his wife) The doctor is right. We earn money by conscience (taking 50 yuan money out of our pockets). Doctor, here is your 50 yuan money. Please accept it.
Yang: That's right!
Jiang: (patting the horse on the shoulder) Young man!
The nurse called to chat.
Patient: Doctor, doctor! Is the doctor there?
Nurse: Can't you keep your voice down? Can't you see someone on the phone? What a nuisance. (go on)
Patient: Comrade nurse, is the doctor there? I have pain here.
Nurse: OK, let's stop here. I have a patient here. Let's talk about it later! Goodbye. What happened? What a surprise!
Patient: Comrade nurse, where is the doctor?
Nurse: What's the hurry? Don't you see what you are looking for? (On the phone): Doctor, what are you up to? Haven't you finished yet? How many laps? Hehe, there is a patient in the clinic now. Come and have a look! Oh, ok, bye. (to the patient) Wait a minute, the doctor will come after this lap.
Patient: (turns several times) I don't know how long it will take! I am in an emergency.
The nurse reads the newspaper.
Doctor: OK, OK, OK, I have arrived at the hospital. Wait a minute, don't worry. No matter how serious the disease is, it will be solved in three minutes Ok, I'll contact you later.
Nurse: Dr. Xu is here?
Doctor: Well, just left the battlefield.
Nurse: How was the battle?
Doctor: The first two laps turned into Hu. You just started running this lap when you lost a phone. Three short of one, wait for me. Who is he?
Nurse: He's here to see a doctor.
Doctor: Oh, please sit down. Sit anywhere. What happened?
Patient: Doctor, I don't feel well. I may be ill.
Doctor: What's the matter with you?
Patient: Look at what you said, doctor. If I knew what was wrong, why did I come to you?
Doctor: I'll tell you, if you know what's wrong with you, why did you come to me? What's the matter with you?
Patient: Here!
Doctor: Here? (manual)
Patient: No, this one!
Doctor: Here? Does it hurt? (Very elegantly)
Patient: Oh, please be gentle. It hurts.
Doctor: OK, great. The pain will be cured. Appendicitis should be operated on immediately.
Patient: Huh? Please check again, doctor. I ...
Doctor: You are a doctor and I am a doctor.
Patient: Yes, you are, but my appendix was removed the last time it became inflamed.
Doctor: Cut it off? Cut it off. Didn't you say that? Come on, listen to your heartbeat.
Patient: Can I still be here without a beating heart?
Doctor: Oh? Why does your heart stop beating?
Patient: Doctor, my heart is on the left and my lungs are on the right.
Doctor: I know. I'm just checking to see if it has moved. Well, my heart is still beating! Come on, feel your pulse.
Patient: Hey.
Doctor: Your heart rate is still high. 60 times a minute, neither more nor less.
Patient: Doctor, you pressed my watch.
Doctor: What's the matter with you? Let me feel your pulse. Why are you wearing a watch? Come on, start over.
Patient: Doctor, how is my illness?
Doctor: Alas! ! I don't know! ! The patient stood up, thought about it, paid the money and gave it to the doctor. )
Patient: This is a little something. Please accept it.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, we have our own professional ethics. How can I collect money from patients?
Patient: Nothing, nothing. You buy a pack of cigarettes. (accepted by the doctor)
Doctor: With this attitude, I must have misread it for you today.
Patient: OK, OK, huh?
Doctor: No, I mean to try my best to examine you.
Patient: This is a problem for you.
Doctor: (looking for a book) Xiao Zhang, where is my book?
Nurse: What book?
Doctor: A complete medical record!
Nurse: Didn't you pad the foot of the table?
Doctor: Oh, I found it. Come and have a look. According to the book, your sick part should be in the appendix, but what about the appendix? It's gone. What disease do you think you have?
Patient: How should I know?
Doctor: So, it's hard to say. You too, don't get sick according to the routine in the book.
Patient: What are these words?
Doctor: Well, you should have an electrocardiogram, blood test, urine test, B-ultrasound and CT first, and then I'll give you a diagnosis.
Patient: So much?
Doctor: Bird flu is so serious now. What if you catch it and give it to us?
Patient: Huh? Here, doctor, you are busy first.
Doctor: OK. (patient)
Nurse: It seems that it is not free medical treatment.
Doctor: I see. He can't make a big bill at his own expense. If it is too big, he can't afford it.
Nurse: At present, patients see that medicine is expensive, so don't run.
Doctor: Run? We can't let him get away.
Nurse: Yes, the monk escaped. Did he escape to the temple? Can he hide? He hid fifteen in the first grade? I don't even want to run to the door.
Doctor: It seems that we can only be hospitalized.
Patient: Look, doctor.
Doctor: Theoretically, it shouldn't be a big problem, but you have to be hospitalized.
Patient: Huh? Hospitalized?
Doctor: I did it for your own good!
Patient: But, doctor, I ... ...
Doctor: No, really? Yes, I don't care if I have bird flu.
Patient: Then I will live.
Doctor: Give me some more anti-inflammatory drugs.
Patient: How much is it?
Doctor: 10 yuan.
Patient: Oh.
Doctor: One tablet.
Patient: Huh? Only one 10 yuan?
Doctor: Six tablets a day,
Patient: Huh? Yeah,
Doctor: Too expensive? There are cheap ones, five yuan each.
Patient: OK, please prescribe the medicine.
Doctor: 0/2 tablets a day.
Patient: Just the same. I think it is better to drink less. Doctor, how long do I have to drink?
Doctor: Your illness is not very serious at present. Drink it for a month and see what happens.
Patient: Huh? 36 18, my monthly salary is just enough to take medicine Doctor, do you think it is possible ...
Doctor: What's the matter? No drinking? Yes, I don't care if I have bird flu.
Patient: I drink, I drink.
Doctor: Take this prescription again. Xiao Zhang, take him to internal medicine.
Patient: Very big, very big, doctor. Am I seriously ill? This, this ...
Doctor: There are some things that we can't tell patients until the disease is diagnosed.
Nurse: Let's go!
Patient: (crying) That's it. I thought it was a small problem. Even the doctor's prescription was marked with an exclamation point! Doesn't this mean that even doctors are surprised? Doesn't that mean I'm very ill? It's over, it's over, I'm still so young.
Nurse: Why are you crying?
Patient: Nurse, how serious is this exclamation point?
Nurse: I said you are a real person. You are just a drop! What are men crying about?
Patient: Oh! After a long time, it's just infusion and drip. Scared me to death! (Come down together)
Doctor: (answering the phone) Xiao Zhang, what's the matter with you? What? Is the internal medicine full? Then I live in surgery. Is the operation full? What about pediatrics? If it really doesn't work, live in obstetrics and gynecology. Yes, remember, let him live there at all costs.
The nurse called to chat.
Patient: Doctor, doctor! Is the doctor there?
Nurse: Can't you keep your voice down? Can't you see someone on the phone? What a nuisance. (go on)
Patient: Comrade nurse, is the doctor there? I have pain here.
Nurse: OK, let's stop here. I have a patient here. Let's talk about it later! Goodbye. What happened? What a surprise!
Patient: Comrade nurse, where is the doctor?
Nurse: What's the hurry? Don't you see what you are looking for? (On the phone): Doctor, what are you up to? Haven't you finished yet? How many laps? Hehe, there is a patient in the clinic now. Come and have a look! Oh, ok, bye. (to the patient) Wait a minute, the doctor will come after this lap.
Patient: (turns several times) I don't know how long it will take! I am in an emergency.
The nurse reads the newspaper.
Doctor: OK, OK, OK, I have arrived at the hospital. Wait a minute, don't worry. No matter how serious the disease is, it will be solved in three minutes Ok, I'll contact you later.
Nurse: Dr. Xu is here?
Doctor: Well, just left the battlefield.
Nurse: How was the battle?
Doctor: The first two laps turned into Hu. You just started running this lap when you lost a phone. Three short of one, wait for me. Who is he?
Nurse: He's here to see a doctor.
Doctor: Oh, please sit down. Sit anywhere. What happened?
Patient: Doctor, I don't feel well. I may be ill.
Doctor: What's the matter with you?
Patient: Look at what you said, doctor. If I knew what was wrong, why did I come to you?
Doctor: I'll tell you, if you know what's wrong with you, why did you come to me? What's the matter with you?
Patient: Here!
Doctor: Here? (manual)
Patient: No, this one!
Doctor: Here? Does it hurt? (Very elegantly)
Patient: Oh, please be gentle. It hurts.
Doctor: OK, great. The pain will be cured. Appendicitis should be operated on immediately.
Patient: Huh? Please check again, doctor. I ...
Doctor: You are a doctor and I am a doctor.
Patient: Yes, you are, but my appendix was removed the last time it became inflamed.
Doctor: Cut it off? Cut it off. Didn't you say that? Come on, listen to your heartbeat.
Patient: Can I still be here without a beating heart?
Doctor: Oh? Why does your heart stop beating?
Patient: Doctor, my heart is on the left and my lungs are on the right.
Doctor: I know. I'm just checking to see if it has moved. Well, my heart is still beating! Come on, feel your pulse.
Patient: Hey.
Doctor: Your heart rate is still high. 60 times a minute, neither more nor less.
Patient: Doctor, you pressed my watch.
Doctor: What's the matter with you? Let me feel your pulse. Why are you wearing a watch? Come on, start over.
Patient: Doctor, how is my illness?
Doctor: Alas! ! I don't know! ! The patient stood up, thought about it, paid the money and gave it to the doctor. )
Patient: This is a little something. Please accept it.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, we have our own professional ethics. How can I collect money from patients?
Patient: Nothing, nothing. You buy a pack of cigarettes. (accepted by the doctor)
Doctor: With this attitude, I must have misread it for you today.
Patient: OK, OK, huh?
Doctor: No, I mean to try my best to examine you.
Patient: This is a problem for you.
Doctor: (looking for a book) Xiao Zhang, where is my book?
Nurse: What book?
Doctor: A complete medical record!
Nurse: Didn't you pad the foot of the table?
Doctor: Oh, I found it. Come and have a look. According to the book, your sick part should be in the appendix, but what about the appendix? It's gone. What disease do you think you have?
Patient: How should I know?
Doctor: So, it's hard to say. You too, don't get sick according to the routine in the book.
Patient: What are these words?
Doctor: Well, you should have an electrocardiogram, blood test, urine test, B-ultrasound and CT first, and then I'll give you a diagnosis.
Patient: So much?
Doctor: Bird flu is so serious now. What if you catch it and give it to us?
Patient: Huh? Here, doctor, you are busy first.
Doctor: OK. (patient)
Nurse: It seems that it is not free medical treatment.
Doctor: I see. He can't make a big bill at his own expense. If it is too big, he can't afford it.
Nurse: At present, patients see that medicine is expensive, so don't run.
Doctor: Run? We can't let him get away.
Nurse: Yes, the monk escaped. Did he escape to the temple? Can he hide? He hid fifteen in the first grade? I don't even want to run to the door.
Doctor: It seems that we can only be hospitalized.
Patient: Look, doctor.
Doctor: Theoretically, it shouldn't be a big problem, but you have to be hospitalized.
Patient: Huh? Hospitalized?
Doctor: I did it for your own good!
Patient: But, doctor, I ... ...
Doctor: No, really? Yes, I don't care if I have bird flu.
Patient: Then I will live.
Doctor: Give me some more anti-inflammatory drugs.
Patient: How much is it?
Doctor: 10 yuan.
Patient: Oh.
Doctor: One tablet.
Patient: Huh? Only one 10 yuan?
Doctor: Six tablets a day,
Patient: Huh? Yeah,
Doctor: Too expensive? There are cheap ones, five yuan each.
Patient: OK, please prescribe the medicine.
Doctor: 0/2 tablets a day.
Patient: Just the same. I think it is better to drink less. Doctor, how long do I have to drink?
Doctor: Your illness is not very serious at present. Drink it for a month and see what happens.
Patient: Huh? 36 18, my monthly salary is just enough to take medicine Doctor, do you think it is possible ...
Doctor: What's the matter? No drinking? Yes, I don't care if I have bird flu.
Patient: I drink, I drink.
Doctor: Take this prescription again. Xiao Zhang, take him to internal medicine.
Patient: Very big, very big, doctor. Am I seriously ill? This, this ...
Doctor: There are some things that we can't tell patients until the disease is diagnosed.
Nurse: Let's go!
Patient: (crying) That's it. I thought it was a small problem. Even the doctor's prescription was marked with an exclamation point! Doesn't this mean that even doctors are surprised? Doesn't that mean I'm very ill? It's over, it's over, I'm still so young.
Nurse: Why are you crying?
Patient: Nurse, how serious is this exclamation point?
Nurse: I said you are a real person. You are just a drop! What are men crying about?
Patient: Oh! After a long time, it's just infusion and drip. Scared me to death! (Come down together)
Doctor: (answering the phone) Xiao Zhang, what's the matter with you? What? Is the internal medicine full? Then I live in surgery. Is the operation full? What about pediatrics? If it really doesn't work, live in obstetrics and gynecology. Yes, remember, let him live there at all costs.