2. How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain? I didn't know I was stupid until I failed.
Don't always call yourself single dog. You are a single turtle by age and a single fool by IQ.
4. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and deliberate means money.
The biggest difference between a game and a girlfriend is that one has to make a copy and the other has to pay!
What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one who didn't hand in your homework.
7. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass"!
Eight. You only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are happy behind them.
9. The Internet makes it more and more convenient to fall in love. I just don't know if the other person is the opposite sex or single.
10. I put a photo of my wife in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.
People often tell me that if you are serious, you will lose, and if you are not serious, you will ruin your life.
You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.
Thirteen. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.
14. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
If you are afraid of gaining weight, you are a pig, because people are afraid of being famous and strong. Of course, even if you are not afraid of gaining weight, you are still a pig, because your body will be like a pig!
16. "The customer is God! Why don't you let me take more! " "Sorry, I am an atheist."
17. If you ask God for help, it shows that you believe in God's ability; If God doesn't help you, it means that God believes in your ability.
If we are lucky enough to be together in the future, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.
19. There are two kinds of women in the world, one is envious of my beauty, and the other is envious of my beauty.
20. Most people can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, don't feel right and eat too much.
It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
22. When I was in college, I had poor opinions in the canteen and had nothing to see for a day. One page only wrote one sentence: Do you think I can't recognize a chicken's ass by cutting it into three pieces?
23. Once, real warriors dared to face the bleak life, but now, real warriors dare to face themselves without makeup.
Twenty-four After each exam, top student is always calm, while top student always answers in groups. I am the kind of person who is calm after every exam. My confidence tells me that I don't need an answer at all, because I can't remember it at all!