"What? Brother pig, what did you say? Oh ... you said that you have been thinking deeply about this problem for more than a thousand years, but you just can't figure it out? " Nothing, just let me analyze it for you, little sister.
First of all, Brother Pig, I'm not talking about you. "Trees need skins and people need faces." Why can't you carry that smelly skin on your back for a thousand years? With a tall pig nose, big pig ears and a "nine-month-old" big belly, who else can value you today when "slimming" is advocated? Who said that the pig fetus was hopeless? Beauty shops, plastic surgery, diet food ... with your popularity, just pick a few as image spokespersons and product effect exhibitors. "shua shua shua", three times five divided by two, all the defects are gone, and it can also promote consumption and expand domestic demand. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone?
After solving the image problem, I will discuss your way of dealing with people. There are many scenes in Journey to the West in which you and monkeys scold each other. You know, some words are "hard to say in front of people", what's more, Monkey Sun is quick-talking, and you can't take advantage of anything at all, so you should avoid the mouth of "pig". The monkey is impatient and runs around all day, when he is away. You think Friar Sand is really honest. In fact, he is the smartest, protecting the master all day, and I don't know how many sweet words he has said to confuse the "master"!
In addition, I also want to comment on some of your misconduct, although it belongs to your personal style. As the saying goes, "To err is human?" The other said, "People are not vegetation, so why are they heartless?" It can be seen that it is normal for you to lose your temper after drinking, and it is normal to have sexual desire occasionally. But you should consider the object when you do things. Can Chang 'e really endure the desolation of "the sky is vast, the night is bright and the heart is clear"? No, she has already found a solid backing. Otherwise in feudal society, she was molested by you. How can she not be afraid to report your "misconduct"? How can the Jade Emperor demote you to the mortal world now? Said your brother pig couldn't keep up with the trend of the times, you didn't see it!
Finally, I warn Brother Pig that although it is not a big mistake for you to sleep, you must not be caught by others. In the new century, no matter you are a person or a pig, you should always be careful, be careful everywhere and step by step.