A farmer has five sons. They are Ted, Bob, Tom, John and Bill. John has no brother. When his first brother was born, he was four years older than him. The number of Tom's brothers is equal to that of his younger brothers. Bill will be twenty-one next year. He is five years older than Bob. Bob is 0 years younger than Tom. Ted is sad because he has no brother. Bienheim and John are still a few years away. A farmer has five sons. They are Ted, Bob, Tom, John and Bill. John has no brother. He is four years older than his younger brother. The number of Tom's brothers is the same as that of his younger brothers (that is, he is the third child). Bill will be 2 1 year old next year. He is five years older than Bob and two years younger than Tom. Ted is sad because he has no brother. There is a gap of 12 years between Ted and John. I work in 7-up company. Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives gave birth to children. The nurse walked up to the first person and said, "Congratulations, you have been admitted." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse walked up to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men are like, "Well, strange, I am the director of" three musketeers ". Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said, "Congratulations, you got 2 points." . The man said happily, "Ironically, I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up! Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in Qixi Company! " 500 times 500 times In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to respond to the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. "You are a school teacher, huh?" He said. "Madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sitting at that table, I wrote' I ran a red light' five times and forgot. " In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge. She was given a ticket for running a red light. The lady explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case immediately so that she could go back to class. The judge flashed a sly look in his eyes and said, "Are you a school teacher? Ma 'am, I'm about to realize my lifelong dream. Sit at that table and write down' I drove through a red light' 500 times. A mother mouse took her children out for a walk. Suddenly she found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse. Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof!" "The cat was so scared that it ran for its life. Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "now, do you understand the value of a second language?" "A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat waiting in the bushes. Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could. The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language. "It's half past five, and school is over. Vicky's back. His mother is not at home and the door is closed. His brother Jim likes sports. He is playing football at school. His sister Becky likes music. She is singing with her friends. Mrs. Hyde came back with a basket on her arm. Vicky saw his mother and ran to help her get it. They went in, and the girl found three cakes in the bag. They are her favorite food and she wants to eat them. " "The others are for Jim and Becky," his mother said. "You can have one. ""but I'm hungry now, mom. The girl said, "May I have some?" ""Yes, you can. " Mother said, "Go and cut you in half. "It's half past five, school is over. Vicky's back. His mother is not at home and the door is closed. His brother Jim likes sports. He is playing football at school. His sister Becky likes music. She is singing with her friends. Mrs. Hyde came back with a basket. Vicky saw his mother and ran to help her carry the basket. When they came in, the girl found three cakes in the bag. This is her favorite food and she wants to eat it. " The other two are for Jim and Becky. "Her mother said," You can have one. " "But I'm hungry now, Mom." The girl said, "Yes, you can," and mom said to cut yours in half. "There is a supermarket near our school. There are many things in it. You can buy school supplies, such as exercise books, rulers, pens, colored pencils, erasers, maps and so on. You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits and other kinds of food. Some are cheap, others are expensive. The second floor is the clothing area, where you can find different kinds of clothes. The supermarket is open for five hours a day: from 9 am to 9 pm. The staff in the supermarket are very friendly. They can help you find what you want. On Saturday and Sunday, the market is crowded with people. There is a supermarket near our school. There are many things in it. You can buy school supplies, such as exercise books, rulers, pens, colored pencils, erasers and maps. You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits and all kinds of food. Some goods are cheap, while others are expensive. The second floor of the supermarket is the clothing area. You can see all kinds of clothes there. This supermarket is open every day 12 hours from 9 am to 9 pm. The staff inside are very enthusiastic. They can help you find what you want. Every Saturday and Sunday, it is crowded with customers. My childhood was happy with my mother's love. In my young mind, my mother is strong and healthy and has never been ill. Rain or shine, she takes me to kindergarten and home every day. But one day, after we came home from kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I don't know what happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "it doesn't matter, my mother just has a stomachache." I'll be all right in a minute. "Although my mother said so, I found the teacher's pain in her eyes. At that time, I knew that * * was also sick and guilty. I decided that I would take care of my mother from then on. Under the care of my mother, my childhood was happy. In my young mind, my mother is strong and healthy and will never get sick. Whether it is raining or windy, she takes me back and forth between kindergarten and home every day. But one day, after we came back from kindergarten, my mother walked into the room and lay in bed. I know what happened. I sat next to her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesn't matter. My mother just has a stomachache. She will be all right soon. "Although my mother said so, I found tears of pain in her eyes. At that time, I knew that adults would get sick and cry. From then on, I decided to take care of my mother. One day, the fried chicken shop where I work had a rush to buy before closing. We couldn't sell anything except chicken wings. I was about to lock the door when a drunken customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings were okay, he leaned against the counter and replied, "Madam, I'm here to eat, not to fly. "One day, the fried chicken shop where I worked had a buying frenzy before closing. Everything was sold out except chicken wings. I was about to lock the door when a drunk passenger came in and asked for dinner. I asked him if his wings were ok. He leaned against the counter and replied, "madam, I'm here to eat, not to fly!" " "Juanita: Hello! My name is Juanita Reed. What's your name? Song Yang: I'm Song Yang. Juanita: Nice to meet you! Song Yang: Nice to meet you, too! Where are you from? Juanita: I'm from Oxford, England. What about you? Song Yang: Oh, I come from Xi 'an, Shanxi. Can you speak Chinese? Juanita: I know a little Chinese, but I can't speak it very well. Song Yang: Oh, I know a little English, but I can't speak it very well! Juanita: Then let's speak Chinglish! Song Yang: Or English! Juanita: Hello! My name is Juanita Reed. What's your name? Song Yang: My name is Song Yang Juanita: Nice to meet you Song Yang: Nice to meet you, too. Where are you from? Juanita: I come from Oxford, England, and you? Song Yang: I come from Xi, Shaanxi. Can you speak Chinese? Juanita: I know a little Chinese, but I can't speak it very well. Song Yang: Oh, I know a little English, but I can't speak it very well either. Juanita: Then let's talk about Chinglish ~ Song Yang: Or British Chinese! Ian and Fred Ian and Fred are boys. They are all only five years old. They are in the same class at school. Last Friday afternoon, they had a fight in class and their teacher was very angry. He said to them, "Stay here after class this afternoon and write your's name a thousand times." After the last class, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred and their teacher stayed in the classroom and began to write their names. Then Fred began to cry. The teacher looked at him and said, "Fred, why are you crying?" Because his name is Ian May and my name is Frederick Hollingsworth, "Fred said. Ian and Fred Ian and Fred are both boys. They are all twelve years old. They are classmates at school. They had a fight at school last Friday afternoon. The teacher was very angry about it. The teacher said to them, "Stay after class in the afternoon and write your's name a thousand times. "After the last class, all the students went home. Only Ian and Fred were left by their teacher to copy their names. Then Fu Lei burst into tears. The teacher looked at him and asked, "Fred, why are you crying?" "Because his name is Lan May, and my name is indeed Frederick Hollingsworth," Fred replied. One morning, a fox saw a rooster. He thought, "This is my breakfast. He approached the rooster and said, "I know you can sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? "The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it and took it away in his mouth. People in the field saw foxes. They shouted, "Look, look! The fox took the rooster. The rooster said to the fox, "Do you understand, Mr. Fox?" People say you took their dicks. Tell them this is yours. Not theirs. The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours." Just then, the rooster ran away from the fox and flew to the tree. One morning, a fox saw a rooster. This is my breakfast, he thought. He walked up to the rooster and said to him, "I know, you sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? "The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it, grabbed it, put it in his mouth and left. People in the field saw the fox. Shouting: "Look, look! The fox caught the cock and ran away. The rooster said to the fox, "Mr. Fox, can you understand?" "People think you took the rooster. Tell them it's yours, not theirs. " The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours." Just then,. The rooster ran under the tree. A farmer has five sons. They are Ted, Bob, Tom, John and Bill. John has no brother. When his first brother was born, he was four years older than him. The number of Tom's brothers is equal to that of his younger brothers. Bill will be twenty-one next year. He is five years older than Bob. Bob is 0 years younger than Tom. Ted is sad because he has no brother. Bienheim and John are still a few years away. A farmer has five sons. They are Ted, Bob, Tom, John and Bill. John has no brother. He is four years older than his younger brother. The number of Tom's brothers is the same as that of his younger brothers (that is, he is the third child). Bill will be 2 1 year old next year. He is five years older than Bob and two years younger than Tom. Ted is sad because he has no brother. There is a gap of 12 years between Ted and John. "! I work in 7-up company. Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives gave birth to children. The nurse walked up to the first person and said, "Congratulations, you have been admitted. The man said, "That's strange. I'm the manager of the Minnesota Immigration Bureau." After a while, the nurse walked up to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." The man said, "Well, strange, I am the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third man and said, "Congratulations, you got 2 points." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up! Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins. "The man said," It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins. After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." The man liked it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. You have two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel. "All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as a cat on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up company! 500 times 500 times In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. You are a school teacher, huh? " He said, madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sitting at that table, I wrote "I ran a red light" five times and forgot. "In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge. She was given a ticket for running a red light. The lady explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case immediately so that she could go back to class. The judge flashed a sly look in his eyes and said, "Are you a school teacher? Ma 'am, I'm about to realize my lifelong dream. Sit at that table and write down' I drove through a red light' 500 times. A mother mouse took her children out for a walk. Suddenly she found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse. Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof!" "The cat was so scared that it ran for its life. Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "now, do you understand the value of a second language?" "A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat waiting in the bushes. Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could. The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language. "It's half past five, and school is over. Vicky is back. His mother is not at home, and the door is closed. His younger brother Jim likes sports. He is playing football at school. His sister Becky likes music. She is singing with her friends. Mrs. Hyde came back with a basket on her arm. Vicky saw his mother and ran to help her carry the basket. When they went in, the girl found three cakes in the bag. They are her favorite food and she wants to eat them. " "The others are for Jim and Becky," his mother said. "You can have one. ""but I'm hungry now, mom. The girl said, "May I have some?" ""Yes, you can. " Mother said, "Go and cut you in half. "It's half past five, school is over. Vicky's back. His mother is not at home and the door is closed. His brother Jim likes sports. He is playing football at school. His sister Becky likes music. She is singing with her friends. Mrs. Hyde came back with a basket. Vicky saw his mother and ran to help her carry the basket. When they came in, the girl found three cakes in the bag. This is her favorite food and she wants to eat it. " The other two are for Jim and Becky. "Her mother said," You can have one. " "But I'm hungry now, Mom." The girl said yes, you can. "Mom said." Go cut yours in half. "There is a supermarket near our school. I have many hobbies. I am a student of 10 years old. Everyone has his own hobby, so do I, and that is putting. If I have time, I will definitely play golf at home. So I learned a lot from Pat. I think putting not only gives me happiness, but also lets me know a lot of things. Translation; I am a student of 10 years old! Everyone has his own hobby, so do I, that is, playing computer. As long as I have time, I will play computer at home, so I learn a lot from computers. I think computers can not only bring me fun, but also let me know a lot of things.