2. The math teacher assigned an assignment to calculate the monthly water consumption at home and design a water-saving scheme. Xiaoming's homework says: the water bill used 18 tons of water a month. Water saving scheme: buy water outside.
3. In physics class, the teacher is teaching about the harm of lightning, and there is a common sense: Teacher, how should we protect against lightning? The teacher blurted out: Don't do anything wrong! There is laughter in the classroom.
There are six brothers in our dormitory. Some time ago, in order to improve our English, we unanimously decided to communicate in English. Whoever speaks Chinese will be fined 5 yuan. In this way, a week passed and my English didn't improve much, but I learned two other languages, sign language and sign language.
The teacher asked the students to hand in their homework. He raised his exercise book and asked, "Have you handed it all in? There will be no fish leaking from the Internet cafe? " Xiao Ming: "Teacher, can that fish be trapped?" The teacher said angrily, "I don't want to catch you, get out!" " "
6. Historical Textual Research If you want to turn to the book to see the answer, ask your deskmate: "Where is the teacher?" Then the teacher patted me on the shoulder and said, I will always be by your side.
7. "Answer questions at the appointed place and time. Your future and destiny depend on your answer. Do you know what this is called? " "College entrance examination."
8. I drank cold medicine one day and couldn't help falling asleep on the lecture table in the study room. Then I vaguely felt someone pinch me, and I opened my eyes and a bunch of people surrounded me. One of them pinched me and shouted: awake, awake, saved!
9. Find an umbrella friend, female, and bring an umbrella. I won't buy it for you. I will give you an umbrella after class every day. Recently, the sun is too poisonous, so I'm embarrassed to take an umbrella, for fear that my classmates will call me a bitch!
10. I really want to see the statistics of the media. Those candidates who didn't bring their certificates to the news were finally admitted to which university.
1 1. roommate: "how old do you think it is embarrassing not to have sexual experience?" Me: "After becoming a father." roommate ...
12. A woman is repairing her mobile phone. The maintenance staff looked at it and said, "This mobile phone is broken like this. It's not cost-effective to repair. Let's get a new one. " So she changed her boyfriend.
13. My wife and I went shopping to buy clothes. I sat next to her. My wife bargained with the shop assistant: "cheap, you see my husband is poor and he has no money!" ! ! "I
14. I was posting couplets with my father watching and being silent for a long time. He said, when can I turn this blessing into happiness? ...
15. The ancients said: Comrades who are still working today have an annual salary of one million and a monthly salary of 1,000 yuan.
16. A woman is almost 30 and not married. She said to her best friend, "It seems that I can't get married!" Girlfriend: "Why don't you become a monk, Emei or Shaolin Temple?" She: "Shaolin Temple, there are many men!"
17. I went shopping and saw a beautiful woman. I stepped forward to strike up a conversation: hello, beauty, I'm lost. Can you tell me the way to your heart? She gave me a white look and said, I don't know if you can't navigate? I ...
18. I have dedication and friendly blessings. Dear friend, exchange Jin and Chow Tai Fook for me.
19. There are two romantic emotions in the world, one is caring for each other, and the other is forgetting each other. What we have to do is to strive for friendship with the people we love most and forget the people we love for the second time.
20. My wife is becoming more and more feminine. She used to keep her mouth shut, but now she is my mother, which makes me very happy.