Super funny horror ghost story 1 In an old mansion in the city, there lived a strange old woman. She lives in seclusion, rarely deals with outsiders, and occasionally wears a veil to cover her face when she goes out. According to the neighbors who live nearby, the old woman is a hard-hearted person and extremely stingy. Several servants have been employed in her family, but none of them can work for three months, because the old woman asks them to do very demanding work, but their wages are very small.
The resigned servants also recognized one thing: the old woman was very rich, and the safe in her living room was full of precious jewels. It's useless to ordinary people, but it's great news to thieves. Strangely, it seems that no thief dares to patronize this mansion.
No, the news reached the ears of the thief, which made him very happy. The turtle is a highly skilled thief. For more than ten years, he has never stolen by mistake. On a dark night in a month, Shenben sneaked into the old woman's home and found the safe behind the mural hanging in the middle of the living room. Just as he was ready to unlock the lock with joy, a cold wind suddenly blew from the back of his head.
The tortoise can't help shivering. Looking back, the old woman didn't know when she appeared at the door of the living room, with muddy eyes staring at him and a pistol in her hand. God was so scared that he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy. The old woman said quietly: You must be a thief, right? I have been waiting for you for a long time. I have long heard that you are a good locksmith. Please open the safe now. ? God was shocked, but in the face of the dark muzzle, he could only obediently do it.
A few minutes later, the safe was opened by Shenben, which was full of jewels, gold bars and huge amounts of cash. Seeing so many valuable things, God swallowed a big mouthful of saliva. Then the old woman handed him a leather bag and asked him to put everything in it. The tortoise is more confused. After filling the bag, she gave it to the old woman. The old woman pointed a gun at him and said, now you can go. ?
God almost thought he had misheard him and left the gloomy house at once, which was very strange. Did the old woman forget the password of the safe and let me help her open it? However, although the theft failed, it is still worth celebrating that she survived at gunpoint, so God was very happy.
The next morning, God heard the news, and the old woman reported to the police that a large number of valuables had been stolen. God suddenly realized that the old woman ordered him to open the safe and take out the jewels in order to make him leave fingerprints on the safe and forge the scene of the theft. She moved the jewels to other places, claimed compensation from the insurance company and made a steady profit. At the thought of being used by the old woman, the tortoise's teeth itch and drool over the jewelry. He thought hard for a long time and finally came up with a good idea.
God found some fugitives, then bought some guns from the black market and broke into the old woman's house one night. This time, God was very familiar with the surrounding roads and took the gangster directly into the old woman's bedroom. They pushed open the bedroom door and found the old woman standing there waiting for them, holding two black things in her hand. God took a closer look and found that she had two grenades in her hand.
Seeing them come in, the old woman raised her hand high and said? I knew you would come again. I am 87 years old this year, and I have lived enough. Let's die together. ? Now the gangsters are blindsided, the old woman went on to say, put down the gun if you don't want to die! ? Before God could speak, the fugitives had put down their pistols and surrendered with their hands above their heads.
God had to put down his pistol and leave in frustration, but the old woman refused to let them go and said loudly, Do you want to go now? No way, take out all the money in your pocket and take off all the gold rings on your watch, or I will detonate the Grenade! ? The gangsters looked at each other and could only do as the old woman said, and then fled one by one.
Looking at their distant back, the old lady's eyes showed a sarcastic expression. She threw the Grenade into the corner at will. It turns out that these two grenades are just simulated grenades made of plastic. The old lady bent down, picked up the belongings left by the gangsters one by one, and smiled and said to herself, These idiots have made me rich again. ?
God went home with a crooked nose. He finally understood why no other thieves dared to patronize the mansion. But he still vowed to avenge himself and began to follow the old woman quietly, and found that the old woman had to go to the hospital once a week to see a doctor. When the old woman left the hospital, God pretended to be a relative of the old woman and learned from the doctor that the old woman had a serious heart disease and could not stand the threat.
This surprised Shenben. This terrible old woman can't stand threats? In the blink of an eye, he had another idea.
He came to devil's mountain, where the devil lived. He talked and lied, promised to give the devil half of his property, and finally persuaded the devil to help him scare the old woman. That night, God excitedly brought the devil to the old woman's house. As on previous occasions, the old woman wore a veil and sat in the living room waiting for him. Without God's opening, the demon turned into a Bai Sensen skeleton, and the old woman didn't even blink. The devil then became a foodie, and then a bloody ghost, howling while climbing, but the old woman was as nervous as iron and didn't respond at all.
Finally, the devil was helpless and changed back to his original shape. At this time, the old woman took off her veil and revealed her face. This is really a horrible face, with shriveled muscles, upturned nostrils, uneven teeth, greedy eyes, turtle feet shaking like a pipa, and the devil turned and fled in fear.
The old woman caught up with a few steps, grabbed the devil's ear and shouted loudly: You came to my house in the middle of the night to play tricks, which made me unable to rest. Don't you just want to slip away without any compensation? The devil screams like a pig in pain: say what you want and I'll help you. ? The old woman said, this guy has been a thief for more than ten years, and he has a lot of property at home, but he has repeatedly tried to attack my property. You go and transfer all the property of Shenben to me now, or I will spare you. ?
The devil readily promised, and in a short time, he came back with a big bag of money, jewelry, gold and silver. The old woman was finally satisfied and said, Go away. ? She watched Shenben and the devil run away in confusion, then took a greedy look at the bag of treasure and smiled proudly. A mouse in the corner was alarmed by this horrible laughter, ran around in despair and bumped into the old woman's foot.
At this time, a miracle happened. Suddenly, the old woman's eyes were full of fear, and she slowly fell to the ground. The old woman was fearless. Like all women, she was afraid of mice, so she was scared to death by such a little mouse.